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Most users ever online was 314 on Jun 23 2003, 11:28 PM

 

Oh, great...

 

Now where's Eagan469 when he'd actually be of some use?

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Guest ScottKeith

It's nice that you all know who I am.

 

Afterall I am the greatest Internet reporter of all time.

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Guest The Old Me
It's nice that you all know who I am.

 

Afterall I am the greatest Internet reporter of all time.

Aren't you late for a cyber with OORick or something?

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
It's nice that you all know who I am.

 

Afterall I am the greatest Internet reporter of all time.

You are. I live in the Western Cana region, do you wanna go out on a date? But don't stand me up like your other broads...I'm a delicate flower.

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Guest Jay Z. Hollywood

I'm pretty sure it's JasonX- he's the guy who always rips on Keith.

 

This has the potential to be a pretty funny gimmick.

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Guest ScottKeith

This thread is ***** due to the mention of ME, The greatest internet writer of all time, Scott Keith.

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Guest Plushy Al Logan
This thread is ***** due to the mention of ME, The greatest internet writer of all time, Scott Keith.

Actually it is now a -*** due to my appearance in this thread.

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Guest The Old Me
This thread is ***** due to the mention of ME, The greatest internet writer of all time, Scott Keith.

Actually it is now a -*** due to my appearance in this thread.

Agreed.

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You'd better be prepared to write a lot of checks, Mole. "ScottKeith" has already been unmasked, not that it was every that hard to figure out who it was.

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Guest HungryJack

In order to Celebrate TOm's newfound success , I present American Jesus, By bad Religion.

 

i don't need to be a global citizen

because i'm blessed by nationality

i'm member of a growing populace

we enforce our popularity

there are things that

seem to pull us under

and there are things

that drag us down

but there's a power

and a vital presence

thats lurking all around

we've got the american Jesus

see him on the interstate

we've got the american Jesus

he helped build the

president's estate

i feel sorry

for the earth's population

'cuz so few

live in the U.S.A.

at least the foreigners

can copy our morality

they can visit but they cannot stay

only precious few

can garner the prosperity

it makes us walk

with renewed confidence

we've got a place to go when we die

and the architect resides right here

we've got the american Jesus

overwhelming millions every day

(exercising his authority)

he's the farmers barren fields

the force the army wields

the expession in the faces

of the starving children

the power of the man

he's the fuel that drives the clan

he's the motive and conscience

of the murderer

he's the preacher on t.v.

the false sincerity

the form letter that's written

by the big computers

he's the nuclear bombs

and the kids with no moms

and i'm fearful that

he's inside me

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Guest Plushy Al Logan
5 bucks says it really is Scott Keith.

Pay me back by paying for a technique that will save what's left of my hair.

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