Who do you hate and Why?!

[Damaramu 0]

This is not even funny.

Oh the pedophile joins us again! What does your wife think about you being a pedophile? Or did she leave you again? Or do you have constant 3-somes with young boys? Is she into the Little Smokies like you?

[Guest The Old Me]

This is not even funny.

Oh the pedophile joins us again! What does your wife think about you being a pedophile? Or did she leave you again? Or do you have constant 3-somes with young boys? Is she into the Little Smokies like you?

*marks for little smokies*

 

Oh, you're not talking hickory farms, are you?

[Damaramu 0]

I dunno.....is there actually a place called Hickory Farms? Because if there were I'm sure there'd be some kids there. Then we'd both be talking about Hickory Farms......but in very different ways.

[Guest The Old Me]

I dunno.....is there actually a place called Hickory Farms? Because if there were I'm sure there'd be some kids there. Then we'd both be talking about Hickory Farms......but in very different ways.

Yes there is. But it's all sausages, meats, cheeses, sauces and shit like that. No little cocks or anything.

[MrRant 0]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles. Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

[Guest The Old Me]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles. Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

It wasn't me, I swayre.

[Damaramu 0]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles.  Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

It wasn't me, I swayre.

IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying*

[Guest The Old Me]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles.  Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

It wasn't me, I swayre.

IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying*

*fucks you again*

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Runs in and rapes ^ & ^^::

[Guest The Old Me]

::Runs in and rapes ^ & ^^::

^

Can't rape the willing.

 

^

Has a small dick that does nothing for my anus.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Runs in and rapes ^ & ^^::

^

Can't rape the willing.

 

^

Has a small dick that does nothing for my anus.

Who was willing?! And how the Hell do you know about my dick size?!

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm guessing you overcompensate for your small penis with your large amounts of NAME CHANGES.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I'm guessing you overcompensate for your small penis with your large amounts of NAME CHANGES.

No. I compensate for that by having large monsters follow me wherever I go. For some reason they are afraid to enter a public restroom with me.

[Damaramu 0]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles.  Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

It wasn't me, I swayre.

IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying*

*fucks you again*

I don't think so.

*reveals steel ass cover*

AHAHAHA!

[Guest The Old Me]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles.  Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

It wasn't me, I swayre.

IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying*

*fucks you again*

I don't think so.

*reveals steel ass cover*

AHAHAHA!

Diabolical.

 

*forces your mouth open*

[Damaramu 0]

NO!.....ugh........*suddenly reveals that he is Jaws from James Bond and bites New Me's penis off*

CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Guest The Old Me]

NO!.....ugh........*suddenly reveals that he is Jaws from James Bond and bites New Me's penis off*

CHOMP! CHOMP!

Well, now you've done it.

 

Now I am without a penis.

 

How can you continue to call me a pedophile now?

[Damaramu 0]

Umm....I can't......damn.........you're dickless......you're a eunich.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles.  Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

It wasn't me, I swayre.

IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying*

*fucks you again*

I don't think so.

*reveals steel ass cover*

AHAHAHA!

Is that kinda like that angle in WCW where Bret Hart challenged Goldberg to spear him, then it was revealed that Hart was wearing a steel plate under his shirt? If so, I find the image both New Me and Damaramu passed out in a heap, only to have Damaramu stand up and pull down his pants to reveal a steal asscover to be very amusing.

[Damaramu 0]

[Damaramu 0]

Ah........steel jaws.......

*dreams about it*

Can I lose the helmet? It makes me look like Ralph the motorcycle mouse. I could pull of a beret.

[Guest The Old Me]

Damaramu seems really hung up on pedophiles.  Perhaps he had a "bad touch" experience early in life.

It wasn't me, I swayre.

IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying*

*fucks you again*

I don't think so.

*reveals steel ass cover*

AHAHAHA!

Is that kinda like that angle in WCW where Bret Hart challenged Goldberg to spear him, then it was revealed that Hart was wearing a steel plate under his shirt? If so, I find the image both New Me and Damaramu passed out in a heap, only to have Damaramu stand up and pull down his pants to reveal a steal asscover to be very amusing.

I think I'd realize the steel plate on his brown eye before I did too much damage to myself.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I think I'd realize the steel plate on his brown eye before I did too much damage to myself.

You never know...maybe he'd inadvertantly rub the back of your head, which is the INTERNATIONAL SIGNAL to start humping...and Lord knows that when New Me starts humping, there's no stopping him, steel asscover be damned!

[Guest The Old Me]

I think I'd realize the steel plate on his brown eye before I did too much damage to myself.

You never know...maybe he'd inadvertantly rub the back of your head, which is the INTERNATIONAL SIGNAL to start humping...and Lord knows that when New Me starts humping, there's no stopping him, steel asscover be damned!

I'm so putting that in my sig.

[justsoyouknow 0]

You SO should then....

 

Holy shit, you actually did.

 

 

.....I SAID SOMETHING SIG-WORTHY! WHOO!

[Damaramu 0]

Actually your previous line that led up to this is going in my sig.

YOU ARE DOUBLE SIG WORTHY!

[justsoyouknow 0]

Well.

 

It's been a very productive day, I see. Better kick off my shoes...

[Damaramu 0]

Hmmm......what new inventions will you come up with tomorrow?

*Justsoyouknow has a cooking show*

"And I discovered that when you put cheese and bread together on a grill.....it melts the cheese and simultaneously toasts the bread....producing grilled cheese. Voila!"

*crowd goes wild and begins chanting his name*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

NO!.....ugh........*suddenly reveals that he is Jaws from James Bond and bites New Me's penis off*

CHOMP! CHOMP!

Well, now you've done it.

 

Now I am without a penis.

 

How can you continue to call me a pedophile now?

You can be a pedophile without a penis.

 

Dutch is a perfect example...

[Guest The Old Me]

Well.

 

It's been a very productive day, I see. Better kick off my shoes...

Ever see the Seinfeld episode where George learns to always leave on a high note, whether in a meeting or with friends, and it always keeps them coming back for more of him?

 

If so, then realize, you should go.

 

If not, read the above and realize, you should go.