Spicy McHaggis 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Natalie's a man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spicy McHaggis 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Natalie's a DOUBLE man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 Natalie's knocked up and is going to have your baby of Russian passion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 Natalie's knocked up and is going to have your baby of Russian passion. Hard when they haven't had sex yet. Maybe the ex-boyfriend is re-entering the picture... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted January 16, 2004 Natalie's knocked up and is going to have your baby of Russian passion. Hard when they haven't had sex yet. Maybe the ex-boyfriend is re-entering the picture... Could be that since his last "Big Update" they have had sex, and he did knock her up because with all the cereal, chocolate syrup, sour cream and assorted other goodies he didnt have room for condoms in his pocket.. And we know she isn't on the pill because she knows what a good thing she has with our own rawmvp, so she plotted to get pregnant to hold on to him.. Or something like that.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 Why does this "major announcement" sound like deja vu?..... Â Â Oh yeah, because OJ Hart did a much better thread a while ago. He's gonna do it. He's gonna "knock her up real hard" and make her "scream like a banchee." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 And the sad part is, we were saying how much better this thread was than the Next Saturday thread. What the hell were we thinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 No, y'all said it was better than OJ. This thread should never ever be let into the Classics Folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 I fear for the future of the romance novel industry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I haven't been keeping up with this thread for several pages, and there's no way in hell I'm reviewing it. Â Have I missed anything worthwhile since the "tears were rolling down my face" part?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I haven't been keeping up with this thread for several pages, and there's no way in hell I'm reviewing it. Have I missed anything worthwhile since the "tears were rolling down my face" part?... Dude.....to much.......to much. Some of the most notable was that he apparently went crazy with a thesaurus, made out in a girl's bathroom stall, cut a promo on a football player, got scared by a "gang of unruly teenagers" at the movies, apparently has pockets the size of Canada, oh and he made out with this supposed "real girl" while covering her in boxes of cereal, sour cream, and chocalate syrup....all that came out of his pocket.  So yeah.....you missed some pretty unrealistic shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 I'll just wait until the movie comes out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lomasmoney 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2004 Damn is Peter Engel gonna be the exectutive producer on this film Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2004 This whole thread is so stupid it's funny. Â The story is funny enough, what with the Sour Cream covered Total being eaten in the heat of passion~! Â What really gets me is everyone arguing over whether or not this should go in the classic folder. Who fucking cares? This is a message board, full of old posts from a long time ago. I see no reason why no one can just look up the damned topic in the search engine. Â I also don't know why we have so many people acting like O.J. Hart was the second coming of Stanley Kubrick and that this story doesn't belong next to a story about two 14 year olds making out in hot tubs and then telling the internet about it while suffering from terrible pre-pubes shrinkage. Â I know I won't have anyone listen to me here, since I've only been here two years, and have amassed only 1700 posts, most of them polite little quips in the WWE folder and a few Family Guy related comments here and there. But seriously, I think everyone should chill out about this classic thread bullshit and just enjoy the ride, like I see Poet and others doing . Let the personal bias of the mods decide if it becomes classic or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 17, 2004 Yeah man, when posting on a messageboard, just enjoy the ride. Â That's a mantra and a half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2004 Agent, the pocket entry was brilliant. I must say this as we wait for this huge announcement from Mick Foley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Spiderpoet's almost came off to me as a pulp fiction scene that was moved to the diner instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 There will be a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT later this week regarding Natalie and I. Stay tuned... Dude, we are still waiting for it. I didn't leave my place at all since your last post so that I don't miss any announcement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Dammit where's my daily laugh.. err.. umm... I mean update? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Where the hell is the big update!? Did you run out of shitty romance novels that your mom owns? The idea well dried up? Come on! Put something together! Read some Shakespeare...that'll give you some story ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 maybe he's taking ideas from WWE creative team : bait-and-switch you know....  but well, we will assume he's late with his announcement and let's all speculate what it will be, ok?  1) natalie and him got married at las vegas but the wedding was annulled just two days later. He said that the excitement of Las Vegas is partly to blame for this short marriage.  or  2) natalie and his ex-boyfriend are back together and they are revealed as being in cahoots from the first day.  or  3) he got the girl pregnant and natalie's father tried to kill him as a result because people from Russia are crazy you know. However he managed to bring the father to his senses by delivering a wonderful promo concluded by "To be the man, you have to be the man!"  so what are your picks ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 I still say his announcement is that they finally had sex and he "made her scream like a banchee". I bet he cried too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 I still say his announcement is that they finally had sex and he "made her scream like a banchee". I bet he cried too. he's still a virgin, isn't he ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 It's safe to say yes. After there whole cereal/sour cream mess, they didn't even shower together. A non-virgin would have at least asked to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 I don't think there's anything wrong with him being a virgin. Now there'll be a big problem if he's so desperate he's made up this fake story to make himself feel better. Dude.....there's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. It'll come....it'll come. Believe me I thought I'd never get any then I did. And it was good.....though I wish I'd waited but still......if *I* can get some then there's hope for everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Of course there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. I wish I would have waited at bit longer, but what can ya do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2004 Of course there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. I wish I would have waited at bit longer, but what can ya do? Umm......invent a time machine? But anyways the message I'm trying to get across is....it's ok. We don't look down upon you. You don't have to make this story up to impress us faceless strangers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 19, 2004 The Major Announcement will be revealed in exactly 145 minutes. Stay tuned.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 The Major Announcement will be revealed in exactly 145 minutes. Stay tuned.... This just gets worse and worse.......why hasn't he given up and come clean yet? ARE YOU THAT SAD AND ALONE!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2004 Yes, yes he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
