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Japanese Mafia Invading WWE

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Guest FrigidSoul

Does this mean Sean Morley's penis is once again in danger of being "choppy-choppied"?

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Guest Mulatto Heat
Morley still wrestles?

 

Colour me not giving a shit.

'Tis a shame.

 

I'd take him over 90% of the midcarders that regularly have matches on RAW.

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Guest Dmann2000
I've never seen him unmasked, but isn't Yang actually of Chinese descent?

 

Oh yeah--WWE. Chinese, Japanese, whatever. It's all the same.

Man don't go questioning the ability of a Chinese decendent to be in a Japanese gang-

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Or O-shi Ren will cut your head off

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Guest Korgath
Knowing Vince, he'd try to make something more subtly offensive, like

 

Chinese Hunters In Kungfu Suits

I see HHH still has his way with Vince... :P

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Knowing Vince, he'd try to make something more subtly offensive, like

 

Chinese Hunters In Kungfu Suits

I see HHH still has his way with Vince... :P

The hell?

 

Perhaps I was too subtle with this

 

Chinese

Hunters

I

N

Kungfu

Suits

 

Of course, now that I think about it, when does the 'E' ever use subtle humor? They like to point out their own jokes immediately so they can laugh at them while the audience groans.

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Only way I mark for this angle is if they immediately have them all start stalking Ernest Miller.

 

It'll be 2000 all over again!

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They will come out with Yakuza masks and tuxedos.

And Gail Kim will join them, walking to the ring in a schoolgirl outfit with a metal ball on a chain.

 

Then they'll lose to the Dudleys cause they "ain't American folks! You gotta loves you rednecks!" as JR will say.

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Stereotypical like Gail Kim?

 

I distinctly said "wrestler." Gail doesn't count.

 

Because it's JUST A CHARACTER HE PLAYS ON TV. It's FICTION!

 

FIC-TION-AL CHAR-AC-TERS!

 

He's just acting. Stop acting like a mark.

 

Chances are he'll do a shitty job of it, too, since he doesn't at all fit the part.

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something tells me that wwe will some knockoff crazy 88 gimmick for yang and sakoda. with sakoda playing go-go yabari and yang(since he's chinese) will be o-ren ishii. if they want to use an japanese mafia, you would think they could bring in crazy-max for a couple of months.

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Guest Trivia247

lets see what other organzation is out there for them to try...

 

the Hong Kong Triad?

 

the Irish Mob the Westies

 

the Gay underground Mob

 

various Terrorist groups consitute a mob I suppose.

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Guest Polish_Rifle

I will mark the fuck out if they all show up in Kato masks ala Bruce Lee in the Green Hornet.

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I will mark the fuck out if they all show up in Kato masks ala Bruce Lee in the Green Hornet.

you'd be the only one who will. everyone else will be laughing at the kill bill knockoff wrestlers.

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How long before they announce that they don't like America for the cheap heat and establish themselves as Generic Anti-American Foreigner Stable (GAAFS) #45 this year alone?

 

My guess is two seconds. They'll come out waving Japanese flags of course.

 

Oh, and I also bet that Taker will be allowed to beat up this stable single-handed.

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