Kurt Angle Mark Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 HHH pulled a hamstring a few minutes into his return match last night but it wasn't said to be serious and I haven't heard he'll be out tonight. credit: Dave Meltzer
Guest Trivia247 Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 so No its a beautiful day hmmm too bad
AndrewTS Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Man, those demons are taking down Clique members left and right. Get Shawn in their rooms for an exorcism.
Damaramu Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Man why can't anyone step up and realize this guy shouldn't be wrestling? He gets hurt standing still! He should change his gimmick to Mr. Brittle Bones!
EdwardKnoxII Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Man why can't anyone step up and realize this guy shouldn't be wrestling? He gets hurt standing still! He should change his gimmick to Mr. Brittle Bones! I'm shocked he hasn't injured himself when he does his famous water spiting.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 What do you expect though. He didn't properly rehab the first time and when you suffer as bad a leg injury that he did you typically lose weight to take pressure off not gain another 50 lbs.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 HHH pulled a hamstring a few minutes into his return match last night but it wasn't said to be serious and I haven't heard he'll be out tonight. credit: Dave Meltzer Lay off the fucking roids!!! Jesus, all of these ligament, muscle, and tendon injuries are from fucking steroids! He's having worse luck than Scott Steiner when it comes to injuries. If he doesn't want to be a vegetable by the age of 40, he needs to make some serious lifestyle changes. Because really, its not like what he is doing is setting the world on fire, maybe a change is needed. And while he's at it, maybe he shoudl tell Steph to quit hitting them cheeseburger stands. She looks like a swelled crack whore.
AndrewTS Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Man why can't anyone step up and realize this guy shouldn't be wrestling? He gets hurt standing still! He should change his gimmick to Mr. Brittle Bones! *HHH comes on Conan to promote one of his movies...* HHH: *shakes hands with Conan* AAAAAH!! *goes down on one knee* ARRRGH!! *breaks kneecap* AAAGHOHGOD!! *smashed skull when his head hits the floor* Conan: *looks around...runs away* Seriously, it's more like Mr. Taffy Muscles, though. And while he's at it, maybe he shoudl tell Steph to quit hitting them cheeseburger stands. She looks like a swelled crack whore. Yeah, she is resembling the current Tammy.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 And while he's at it, maybe he shoudl tell Steph to quit hitting them cheeseburger stands. She looks like a swelled crack whore. Yeah, she is resembling the current Tammy. In addition, her voice is cackling like a crack addict and she has crazy dellusions that she knows anything about the business. All joking aside, I do think she is on some controlled substance. Something just sin't right with her. And someone should take Linda off of prozak.
AndrewTS Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 That's crazy talk. Everyone knows Linda is an android.
Guest Quik Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Well, everything that's been said about HHH has been said allready. Let's just wait until the unavoidable career-ending injury happens; it shouldn't be too long. BTW, don't women wait until after they get married to get fat; not in the months leading up to it? I haven't watched SD in a while, but I saw a Vince/Steph comercial and she looked HUGE.
DerangedHermit Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 That's crazy talk. Everyone knows Linda is an android. "An droid...the droid...whatever!" /semi-obscure reference
CanadianChick Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 His return match? Who did he face?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 BTW, don't women wait until after they get married to get fat; not in the months leading up to it? I haven't watched SD in a while, but I saw a Vince/Steph comercial and she looked HUGE. She just looked rather bloated. Its as thought if one pricked her with a pin, she'd deflate.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 This would be funnier if it weren't so expected. HHH: Stumbling his way to the main event of Survivor Series...for the rematch of a match that didn't draw a good buyrate last time.
Kurt Angle Mark Posted October 18, 2003 Author Report Posted October 18, 2003 His return match? Who did he face? It was HHH and Orton vs. Booker T and Goldberg
Guest FrigidSoul Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Man why can't anyone step up and realize this guy shouldn't be wrestling? He gets hurt standing still! He should change his gimmick to Mr. Brittle Bones! *HHH comes on Conan to promote one of his movies...* HHH: *shakes hands with Conan* AAAAAH!! *goes down on one knee* ARRRGH!! *breaks kneecap* AAAGHOHGOD!! *smashed skull when his head hits the floor* Conan: *looks around...runs away* Seriously, it's more like Mr. Taffy Muscles, though. And while he's at it, maybe he shoudl tell Steph to quit hitting them cheeseburger stands. She looks like a swelled crack whore. Yeah, she is resembling the current Tammy. If that happens the Masturbating Bear outta come stand over him and do his thang And damnit Tammy Sytch is still hot and all of you know you would still fuck her
Lord of The Curry Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Sytch is still hot? You know we're in the year 2003, right?
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Man why can't anyone step up and realize this guy shouldn't be wrestling? He gets hurt standing still! He should change his gimmick to Mr. Brittle Bones! *HHH comes on Conan to promote one of his movies...* HHH: *shakes hands with Conan* AAAAAH!! *goes down on one knee* ARRRGH!! *breaks kneecap* AAAGHOHGOD!! *smashed skull when his head hits the floor* Conan: *looks around...runs away* Seriously, it's more like Mr. Taffy Muscles, though. HIGH-larious.
humongous2002 Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 NEWSFLASH:"HHH re-injured his groin again when he was fart hammering Steph right in her face."
Guest FrigidSoul Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Sytch is still hot? You know we're in the year 2003, right? yup, and from the videos of her I've seen with Missy H she's still banging...although Missy's lips look they could wrap around the damn world
BifEverchad Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Sytch is still hot? You know we're in the year 2003, right? yup, and from the videos of her I've seen with Missy H she's still banging...although Missy's lips look they could wrap around the damn world is that wrestlevixxens site still opened?
Lil' Bitch Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Sytch is still hot? You know we're in the year 2003, right? Sunny > Stephanie
Kurt Angle Mark Posted October 19, 2003 Author Report Posted October 19, 2003 I just read today's house show report and Ric Flair replaced HHH in the same match. HHH was at ringside.
Guest Just J Posted October 19, 2003 Report Posted October 19, 2003 Man why can't anyone step up and realize this guy shouldn't be wrestling? He gets hurt standing still! He should change his gimmick to Mr. Brittle Bones! That would be funny, but most of his injuries have been ligament, muscle, and tendon related. But yeah he does need to lay off the juice.
Cuban Linx Posted October 19, 2003 Report Posted October 19, 2003 I'd suggest he needs another extended break from the ring to fully heal properly, but he'd probably just bulk up again and make the problem even worse. I can't remember anyone who gets injured as often as HHH is right now.
Guest PowerPB13 Posted October 19, 2003 Report Posted October 19, 2003 You know, whatever wrestler puts HHH out for good...I think we should make it...worth their while. *picks up briefcase* -Patrick P.S. I'm kidding.
Guest Choken One Posted October 19, 2003 Report Posted October 19, 2003 I can only imagine what happens on the honeymoon when he actually puts some ENERGY into it...
EdwardKnoxII Posted October 19, 2003 Report Posted October 19, 2003 I can't remember anyone who gets injured as often as HHH is right now. Nash is pretty close but, unlike Nash at least HHH gets injured during matches most of the time.
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