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Because of people using a shovel to break ground for the foundation of a new building.

 

And breaking ground for a new foundation is a metaphor itself.

 

Metaphors suck. Let's use similes.

 

chave is a rabid chimpanzee.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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That was a metaphor, you douche.

 

Chave is like the fish.

 

There, that's a simile.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Your inability to use descriptive language properly.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Well, naturally there'd be some sort of context there. Let's just assume, for the sake of argument, that you have one gigantic eye on the top of your dome, and your general method of locomotion is slithering through the alluvial substances on the bottom of the sea on your belly. In that case, you, Chave, are like the fish.

 

An oxymoron would be something like "Heterosexual Dutchman".

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Well, I kinda want the Yankees to lose. I could really care less if they're loose, but I hear that Jeter is a bit of a swinger.

 

Mole, maybe I would care if you weren't the dumbest person I have ever encountered on the internet, and that, my friend, is saying a lot.

Aww, I'm hurt.

Nice outdated Wayne's World reference, douchebag.

That is from Wayne's World? I seriously just thought of it off the top of my head.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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That kid needs some fuckin' ritalin.

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chave, I WILL hurt you for busting out the fish.

 

An oxymoron would be something like "Heterosexual Dutchman".

 

Or perhaps Agent of Creation.

 

Yours was better because you called me gay. Bastard.

Guest The Old Me
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Ahh...I thought I was here:

 

 

 

 

X

 

 

 

Thanks chave.

Guest The Old Me
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According to your map, I need to be more south. chave- he's worse than mapquest.

Guest stardust
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Cool things happen in the forest...usually. :ph34r:

*Thinks of a certain thread at UGS involving masturbation and the outdoors for some reason.*

Guest stardust
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That only a handful of posters here would even get...

Guest The Old Me
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That only a handful of posters here would even get...

Yes, but then WE are the lucky ones....

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Who was that guy that would have a japanese girl as his avatar and in his banner? Wasn't really a troll, but that shit scared me...

I've got a Japanese anime character in my avatar and I used to have a fanfic of another one.

 

So would you be speaking of me?

No, it was an actual japanese girl. Not anime. She looked like she was 12. The asian JonBenet if you will.

Ok... That's just scary... When the hell did I miss this?

 

*shrugs* Whatever... ..sighs...

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