Triple H and Steph wedding night

[Guest Korrosive]

I predict Steph gives him head to start. He holds her in the pedigree position with the arms hooked while she blows him off. He then pedigrees her on the bed. After she is done that for about 10 minutes, Trips will go down on her. After about 10 minutes of that, he will give her a nice orgasm culminating in Trips standing up beside the bed, lifting his arms up into the air and spitting out the vaginal juice. From there Trips will go at it with her hard and furious until he blows his quad. Miracously, Steph will then get up and start choking him with a pipe. It will all end with Triple H analling her, and blaming Rvd for the quad tear.

[Guest The Old Me]

I think this needs to be in NHB...

[Dangerous A 0]

NEWSFLASH!!

 

 

Who gives a flying fuck?

[Guest Choken One]

God damn this is just sick and perverted...grow up.

[Guest The Old Me]

Awesome...

[justsoyouknow 0]

Worst. Post. Ever.

[Dangerous A 0]

I also wish to have this moved to NHB.

 

 

:: searches for a mod to move ::

[Guest The Old Me]

Worst. Post. Ever.

It's like a car wreck....I wouldn't even post this...now THAT's saying something.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Worst. Post. Ever.

It's like a car wreck....I wouldn't even post this...now THAT's saying something.

You know, it IS like a car wreck. I know that I shouldn't look, but I want to, so badly.

[Dangerous A 0]

Thank God this got moved.

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

Ah, don't be such babies. This is we're talking about here.

 

But it's not just Triple-H's quad I'm worried about, it's his constanly pulled groin that could be a really stumbling block to a night of wedded bliss. Do you think he'll tape it up first?

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

God, and people say I've too much time on my hands

 

Pretty funny though

[Guest The Old Me]

...and the car wreck continues.

[justsoyouknow 0]

But it's not just Triple-H's quad I'm worried about, it's his constanly pulled groin that could be a really stumbling block to a night of wedded bliss. Do you think he'll tape it up first?

He should follow RVD's advice and stretch for 45 minutes beforehand...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

God damn this is just sick and perverted...grow up.

You're so humurous, I am weeping in irony.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

And I thought fantasy booking in the ring was bad...

[Damaramu 0]

Haha...no wait no it wasn't funny.

Actually I chuckled at him blaming it on RVD. I can actually picture HHH blaming bad sex on Jericho and RVD.

[Guest Beeferton]

I wish Triple H the best of luck on his wedding night as I'm sure he'll engage in some beef eating.

[Downhome 0]

I wish Triple H the best of luck on his wedding night as I'm sure he'll engage in some beef eating.

Well this one most certainly will not last long.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Wow, this many posts and not a single "Scott Keith/Dud/Workrate/Screw-job finish" remark.

 

I am saddened.

[Guest Just J]

I think this needs to be in NHB...

Actually this shit should be deleted.

[Dogbert 0]

I predict Steph gives him head to start. He holds her in the pedigree position with the arms hooked while she blows him off. He then pedigrees her on the bed. After she is done that for about 10 minutes, Trips will go down on her. After about 10 minutes of that, he will give her a nice orgasm culminating in Trips standing up beside the bed, lifting his arms up into the air and spitting out the vaginal juice. From there Trips will go at it with her hard and furious until he blows his quad. Miracously, Steph will then get up and start choking him with a pipe. It will all end with Triple H analling her, and blaming Rvd for the quad tear.

Spotfest with no bed psychology involved. Plus, HHH and a McMahon were involved. I give it a -**

[Guest The Old Me]

Haven't we already had a beefeater?? And a summer sausage guy?

 

Even I find this meat fascination weird.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Haven't we already had a beefeater?? And a summer sausage guy?

 

Even I find this meat fascination weird.

Read between the lines.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That was the only wrestling related comment that I've found amusing in the past few months. Kudos.

[Nighthawk 0]

That was the best post ever and fuck everybody who says it wasn't.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Boozeely Boozelly Zobiidy Bop Sheebop!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Someone should seriously e-mail that to everyone involved with the WWE.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

I'm cracking up in a crowded Computer Lab, dirty looks abound

 

 

Spews vaginal juices = GOLD~

[SamoaRowe 0]

Why would you even think to write this?