Biggest rumors about Scott Keith

[Guest reshad974]

You all probably know that Scott Keith is one of the most famous writer of the Internet Wrestling Community (IWC). As it's often the case, celebrity goes with rumors. And Scott Keith was not spared by this kind of "stories". Over the years, he has been the subject of many of them. While some were obviously bogus, others left people puzzled. As of follower of his work for 10 years, I present to you the list of rumors about Scott Keith.

 

1. Scott Keith works for WWF.

The biggest one and the most widely spread around the IWC. Dave Meltzer was credited as the source of this "story" in one occasion. This rumor was borned on the verge of his constant bashing of the WCW programming at the time. To this day, some people still thinks that he is a WWF employee. We will probably never know for sure but to me, it seems very unlikely.

 

2. Scott Keith has been removed of its position of Wrestleline recapper after heated argument with Mike Samuda over the exclusivity aspect of its rants.

Really lame one here. I mean, really, who care about this kind of stuff ? However this rumor hit the target somehow. It was posted on the forum of rantsylvania.com (Keith personal site at the time). The webmaster Sean Shannon went as far as saying that even himself didn't know if it was true or not and that we will have to wait for an announcement by Scott Keith. The best anwser to this was a rant posted on Wrestleline the followin Wednesday.

 

3. Scott Keith has no social life.

Okay, this one is probably true.

 

4. Scott Keith will reveal himself as the Higher Power (WWF angle, circa 1999)

The stupidest one. Enough said.

 

Ok, that's my list. Kinda short but if you guys could share yours, that would be cool. Maybe Scott Keith himself can provide some more information. After all, he is the most suited to talk about this topic.

[iliketurtles 0]

5. Scott Keith is fat.

 

Oh, wait.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Since we are on the subject of Scott Kieth, I want to know what the Hell is wrong with his face?! Does this man ever show emotion?!

 

6. Scott Keith works for Dr. Evil.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

7. Scott Keith posts on the smartmarks and posted this. Rumor or fact?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

This WAS a odd choice for a 1st post... nah

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Kieth does read TSM , he mentioned us a few times

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

The smartmarks, definately, but I'm not too sure about the forums.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Keith ripped the Haiku-gimmick from the forum when Haikumania was running wild.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

He once delivered a package to my house:

 

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Scott Keith is a tool.....oh wait, that's true, not a rumor........silly me.

[JST 0]

10. Scott Keith can eat 12 hot-dogs in 60 seconds.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

11) Scott Keith saved my father's life during Vietnam when he took out a sniper's nest with an exacto knife.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

He once delivered a package to my house:

 

EAGEN!!!!

 

LOL J/K. We all know Eagen is currently Hutch.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

10. Scott Keith can eat 12 hot-dogs in 60 seconds.

12 HOT DOGS?!? I COULD ONLY EAT TWO!!!

 

Three cheers if anyone knows what the hell I'm talking about.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

10. Scott Keith can eat 12 hot-dogs in 60 seconds.

12 HOT DOGS?!? I COULD ONLY EAT TWO!!!

 

Three cheers if anyone knows what the hell I'm talking about.

You like to eat two "Dogs" at a time.

 

I won't go into an argument of what "Dogs" is code name for. But Scott Keith loves 12. Hehehe...

 

 

Just kidding around.

[Guest PhantMan]

Ironic. You're trying to make fun of Keith by citing *rumors* while the simple FACTS are enough to destroy the guy.

 

* he's a failed writer. he, like a true mark, thought that the wrestling books boom would help him land some easy bucks by basically publishing stuff you can find on the 'net for free. fact of the matter is that TRUE wrestling students don't give a fuck about *internet legends*. if you pen a book supposedly about the HISTORY OF THE BIZ, you either deliver or not. He didn't. case closed.

 

* Hyatte eclipsed him a loooong time ago. don't be mistake by Hyatte's *wrestling sucks, let's write about porn* attitude. the guy wrote some great pieces in his AAT.

 

* Keith's rants are funny but extremely incorrect. From claiming Moondog Moretti is the father of Ivory (moretti being her second name) to dusty rhodes being fired 3 times in '88, keith's version of wrestling history goes as far as his readers are led to believe.

 

* him refusing to cover wcw, I think in '99. credible writers don't choose topics to cover or not based on personal dislikes.

 

* He and Scotsman's *angle* on the now defunct TheSmarks board. so he's trying to be seen as a credible source, even going as far as naming DDP as one of his readers, while pulling childish stunts the next minute?

 

anything else?

[River City Rocker 0]

12. Scott Keith can benchpress three times his own weight.

 

13. Scott Keith is really Chris Hyatte.

 

14. Scott Keith believes that everyone should start their day with pancakes, bacon, and eggs, and everyone should read The Family Circus daily.

 

15. Scott Keith is actually the goatse.cx guy. He's mighty proud of that rubber anus he got for Christmas one year.

 

-Ben