Can Anyone Beat My School

[Guest Sturgis]

In the five years I've been in this school we have had the following:

 

-Rapist

-Lesbian Orgy in girls locker room

-A fight between whites and blacks that almost resulted in another Columbine

-Poisoning of teacher

-Break-in

-Constant bomb thearts

-10-on-1 gangbang in boys bathroom, all 3 holes, 1 condom

-Students stuffed in lockers, were talking SBTB skinny lockers)

-On average 7 pregnant girls a year

-On the news(NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC) each year for something stupid

 

We now have bets placed for what we will this year, plus I plan on screwing up this year's homecoming dance and prom.

 

Well anybody want to top that or comment?

[Damaramu 0]

What school is this again?

*plans on going back to High School to have the fun he never had in his "normal" high school*

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

You wouldn't happen to go to Winslow High, would you?

[Nevermortal 0]

In the five years I've been in this school we have had the following:

 

-Rapist

-Lesbian Orgy in girls locker room

-A fight between whites and blacks that almost resulted in another Columbine

-Poisoning of teacher

-Break-in

-Constant bomb thearts

-10-on-1 gangbang in boys bathroom, all 3 holes, 1 condom

-Students stuffed in lockers, were talking SBTB skinny lockers)

-On average 7 pregnant girls a year

-On the news(NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC) each year for something stupid

 

We now have bets placed for what we will this year, plus I plan on screwing up this year's homecoming dance and prom.

 

Well anybody want to top that or comment?

That school rules.

 

Any tape of the gang bang / orgy?

[Nighthawk 0]

Every school has lesbian orgies in the locker room. I'm not joking.

[The Czech Republic 0]

You wouldn't happen to go to Winslow High, would you?

Yeah where are you? Sturgis, SD? Just a dumb guess. I don't go to school in the Czech Republic though so why would I even hypothesize that?

[Guest Sturgis]

It's John Dickinson High School in a state that nobody regonizes as a state cause we're small, yet we're bigger than Rhode Island and they're more popular than us!

 

And no Nevermortal, no videotape

[The Czech Republic 0]

It's John Dickinson High School in a state that nobody regonizes as a state cause we're small, yet we're bigger than Rhode Island and they're more popular than us!

 

And no Nevermortal, no videotape

Connecticut? New Hampshire?

 

(My friend thinks Long Island is a state.)

[Guest Insanityman]

Well, I can't really beat that- but my school has had ten fights in school, three kids took on the football coach, weed bust and cigarette bust, two stabbings, ten expelled kids and two up for court cases, one out of ten kids seems to be on probation- and I live in fucking IOWA (no I wasn't born here or lived here for most of my life). Oh yeah, eight kids ditched school, and a cop car's was fucked up when left parked. We're filled with very violent cliches and I'd be lying if I didn't say I've been involved in majority of the fights. (No I don't think I'm tough).

 

 

The kids aren't right.

 

Edit: Our school is 9th grade only so most of the kids who strut around like "gangsta's" will be beaten down badly next year.

[Guest Sturgis]

It's John Dickinson High School in a state that nobody regonizes as a state cause we're small, yet we're bigger than Rhode Island and they're more popular than us!

 

And no Nevermortal, no videotape

Connecticut? New Hampshire?

 

(My friend thinks Long Island is a state.)

Delaware.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

That's okay that you're involved in the fights, IL. YOU'RE IRISH! Be proud, and stab someone.

[MrRant 0]

Delaware.

*Checks map of the United States*

 

Oh yeah..... Delaware.....

[Guest Insanityman]

So tempted to make a "dela-where?" joke. Anyway, yeah, my friend got stabbed and I've been threatened plus a knife pulled out. Somewhere between "I'll blow your fucking hand off" and having your right hand fucked up from a bad punchsome of the "fun" wears off. Just some. Anyway, yeah, I wish me having Irish blood was an excuse for everything.

[MrRant 0]

Try having Irish, German, English and Russian blood. If I get pissed.... don't be there.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Lesbian Orgy??? Man why didn't stuff like that happen at my school?? Or did it??

[Damaramu 0]

At OU there's apparently a bathroom that was busted in the 80's...but it was where all the gay guys went to have sex.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Your school is a Wicked location waiting to happen.

[Slayer 0]

Apparently your school really is bad if you can't spell "worst"

 

As for the other stuff, well... that happens... but misspellings cannot be forgiven

[Ravenbomb 0]

uh...our school doesn't have walls, your school gets lesbian orgies. I win

[Guest Fook]

uh...our school doesn't have walls, your school gets lesbian orgies. I win

Pretty ironic that a school with both those problems would probably be the best school ever.

[Nevermortal 0]

It's John Dickinson High School in a state that nobody regonizes as a state cause we're small, yet we're bigger than Rhode Island and they're more popular than us!

 

And no Nevermortal, no videotape

Connecticut? New Hampshire?

 

(My friend thinks Long Island is a state.)

Delaware.

Delaware....hey, we're in Delaware....

 

[crickets]

[Slayer 0]

uh...our school doesn't have walls

Does it have a ceiling?

[Nevermortal 0]

uh...our school doesn't have walls

Does it have a ceiling?

No, they sold that to buy the trendy internet cafe on the fourth floor.

[Slayer 0]

Next thing you know, we'll see the school with no floor, and all the kids will be held in place with magnets

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*takes a ride from Mass to Deleware and ruins your fun*

 

Ha Ha!

[Nighthawk 0]

Fight Club was set in Deleware. That should please you kids.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

It's John Dickinson High School...

My one friend had a sister that went to Dickinson College, and my friend's dad had a bumper sticker that read: "I'm a Dickinson Dad."

 

We never let this poor kid live it down...

[justsoyouknow 0]

Our school had dominatrix lesbians on the cross country team.

 

So there.

[Silence 0]

You think that's bad? Here's how my school is:

 

-There have been 3 student deaths: One was from a blood clot in his brain, another was from sitting on the back of a truck and falling off straight on his head, and the other was from not being able to heal up from car accident-related injuries. Of course, two of them couldn't help what happened, but the one who sat on the back of a truck that had so many other things underneath him seemed really stupid.

 

-We follow a dress code of being told what to wear. I'm not one to violate the dress code, but I still think it sucks.

 

-As a result of the new school policy this year according to the new principal, Mr. McSwain, the school bell rings at 7:48 in the morning instead of 7:55 in my other 3 years of being at high school (I'm a Senior now), so I have to wake up at 6:10 A.M. to get ready.

 

-Only students who have all A's (like me) can leave school at 5 minutes before the bell, Seniors below all A's aren't allowed to anymore.

 

-There are no 2-minute bells to remind Seniors to leave early for lunch or before the end of school like there used to be.

 

-No one can be in the halls until 7:48 this year. I know it's for security reasons, but I still hate it because I'm not very social with the majority of other students in the common's area (except my friends at times) and I prefer to be away from the noise.

 

So that's my story.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Eh, we never had any intensely stupid rules like that. In fact, the majority of the student body would get fucked up in the pine trees that bordered a nearby church, or else at home or in their cars before school. I'd say that quite honestly, 25-30% of the school would be legitimately fucked up when they came in in the mornings. Not a great deal of sex scandals, or things of that nature, just plenty of pregnancy and drugs, with fights to boot.