Bitter, I Hate You Rants

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'll tell the police to put a guard up around Zach Gowans house.

 

That kids had enough to deal with in his life without having Banky fantasising about him.

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm not fucking either of you anymore.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'm not fucking either of you anymore.

liar

[Guest The Old Me]

You're right. Between your stump cock and Banky's 12 inch nipples, I'm a made man.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You're right. Between your stump cock and Banky's 12 inch nipples, I'm a made man.

It's the American Dream.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You're right.  Between your stump cock and Banky's 12 inch nipples, I'm a made man.

It's the American Dream.

TNM is Dusty Rhodes?! I feel so dirty now!

 

::Leaves::

[Guest The Old Me]

You're right.  Between your stump cock and Banky's 12 inch nipples, I'm a made man.

It's the American Dream.

TNM is Dusty Rhodes?! I feel so dirty now!

 

::Leaves::

Complete with belly splotch. Where's sweet saphire? Ho needs to finish humming....

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Gheyme got banned?

 

Happy days.

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm sure Fonzie's right around the corner after THAT one. Thanks CWM.

[1234-5678 0]

Fuck him, we don't need his sexy ass anymore, we have one another...right?

Here I am as requested!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Fuck him, we don't need his sexy ass anymore, we have one another...right?

Here I am as requested!

....and whats your purpose?

[1234-5678 0]

Fuck him, we don't need his sexy ass anymore, we have one another...right?

Here I am as requested!

....and whats your purpose?

To leave a good looking corpse........who's got a gun and believes in assisted suicides?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Fuck him, we don't need his sexy ass anymore, we have one another...right?

Here I am as requested!

....and whats your purpose?

To leave a good looking corpse........who's got a gun and believes in assisted suicides?

.........

[Guest The Old Me]

Don't try to understand the madness.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dude, it's not like I'm affected by you. It's just that I think that it'd be funny if you were banned.

 

What with you being the worst poster on the board right now and all.

Oh come on, there's way worse than him and you know it.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Fuck him, we don't need his sexy ass anymore, we have one another...right?

Here I am as requested!

....and whats your purpose?

To leave a good looking corpse........who's got a gun and believes in assisted suicides?

Courtney Love

[1234-5678 0]

Fuck him, we don't need his sexy ass anymore, we have one another...right?

Here I am as requested!

....and whats your purpose?

To leave a good looking corpse........who's got a gun and believes in assisted suicides?

Courtney Love

NUMBER ONE ANSWER! DING DING DING!

[Guest HoffmanHHH]

That ought to be a real category on Family Feud. Very little would please me more than to see Richard Karn, Al from Home Improvement, talking about corpses and assisted suicide. Hell, they just need a "fucked-up" episode where they do all sorts of crazy topics.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Richard Karn hosts Family Feud now?

 

Wow.

[Zetterberg is God 0]

Richard Karn hosts Family Feud now?

 

Wow.

I guess Hillshire Farms wasn't paying him enough so he had to get a second job.

[Guest The Old Me]

Richard Karn hosts Family Feud now?

 

Wow.

Yeah, I saw that the other night.