Cannibals to Victem's Family:

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Oops...Sorry We Ate Your Great Grandson" ---------

 

SUVA, Fiji - A former cannibal colony in Fiji has invited

the British family of the last white man they ate to visit

for an apology. Local media reported a remote village on the

island of Viti Levu invited the descendants of the late

missionary, the Rev. Thomas Baker, to visit next month. Ba-

ker was killed and cooked by the people of Tui Navatusila

July 21, 1867, after he took a comb out of a chief's hair.

One villager who took part in the feast was quoted in con-

temporary accounts as saying, "We ate everything but his

boots." Fiji's Prime Minister, Laisenia Qarase, is expected

to attend the traditional apology. Cannibalism died out in

Fiji in the mid-19th century with the introduction of Chris-

tianity.

[Just call me Dan 0]

So, you're just transferring your usual CE blunder to GC now?

[Lightning Flik 0]

So, you're just transferring your usual CE blunder to GC now?

*shrugs* Has to. Tom said any "fluff" of this sort goes to GC.

[Guest hhheld_down]

So, you're just transferring your usual CE blunder to GC now?

*shrugs* Has to. Tom said any "fluff" of this sort goes to GC.

how did the GC folder get soo lucky?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

So, you're just transferring your usual CE blunder to GC now?

We CE regulars are a giving bunch.

 

Although you guys ain't seen nothing yet -- I only count two "rejected Boo CE threads" so far.

 

Wait until you get, in the words of DrTom, "stories about men severing their own penises (and) fishermen getting anally violated with bananas..."

Edited October 28, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Dr. Tom 0]

Yeah, just you wait.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Boo Hoo

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Oh, Boo, you know we love ya...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

BAT CHILD FOUND IN CAVE.

 

Hey, does anyone know whatever happened to Bat Boy? I know they found him, and captured him for research, then he busted out, and was seen in Argentina by a farmer who fed it some goat's milk. Soon after, it actually volunteered its services in the war against terror, if I'm not mistaken. I've lost track of the little tyke since then.

[Guest El Satanico]

I'd laugh if after the family gets there it ends being a trap and the natives go Cannibal Holocaust on their lily white asses.

[Dr. Tom 0]

I'd laugh if after the family gets there it ends being a trap and the natives go Cannibal Holocaust on their lily white asses.

Likewise. That's actually the first thing I thought of when I read the article.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

BAT CHILD FOUND IN CAVE.

 

Hey, does anyone know whatever happened to Bat Boy? I know they found him, and captured him for research, then he busted out, and was seen in Argentina by a farmer who fed it some goat's milk. Soon after, it actually volunteered its services in the war against terror, if I'm not mistaken. I've lost track of the little tyke since then.

Last I heard he was in a high speed chase, running from the cops