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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
That looks more like pot.

That ain't no crack pipe...

Guest The TRUE Fonzie
Posted

Anyone who thinks drugs are cool is in need of a serious check in the head. I'm glad dat squirrel ain't no friend of mine, hey!

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Anyone who thinks drugs are cool is in need of a serious check in the head. I'm glad dat squirrel ain't no friend of mine, hey!

Where's Potsie and Ralph Malph?

 

If anyone creates gimmicks for them, I'll mark out HARD!

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Anyone who thinks drugs are cool is in need of a serious check in the head.  I'm glad dat squirrel ain't no friend of mine, hey!

Crap gimmick?

 

Poor spelling and grammar?

 

Are you CWM?

:lol:

 

booooong.

 

 

I hate the Fonz...let alone the REAL Fonz

 

Go back to Hollywood Squares, fucko.

Guest The Old Me
Posted

I remember Scuzzlebutt had Patrick Duffy for a leg.

Guest HoffmanHHH
Posted

A funny image, but not what we were looking for.

 

Don't ask me who "we" is, either.

Guest HoffmanHHH
Posted

10 points to crandamaniac, an additional 10 if he clicks the link. I thought for sure someone would just say "Wayne's World!" and that would SO have earned them a spinebuster. Nicely done, cran.

Guest The TRUE Fonzie
Posted
Anyone who thinks drugs are cool is in need of a serious check in the head.  I'm glad dat squirrel ain't no friend of mine, hey!

Where's Potsie and Ralph Malph?

 

If anyone creates gimmicks for them, I'll mark out HARD!

Potsie doesn't much speak ta us since we let two or three of his cousins die in that fire. Nobody's spoken ta Ralph Malph lately either. There ain't no one det really wants to.

 

Crap gimmick?

You is what you smell like poindextah.

 

Poor spelling and grammar?

Fonz got a B in spelling way back in the days. Then I dropped out of the actual classes and just concentrated on the social stuffs and maintaining my carefully manufactured my image. I tried to get back into it for the sake of my poor sweet mama and to cut up on some teachers who got to thinkin' they were a little too tough for their dungarees, but it was a fight to stay awake and the only fight where Fonzie didn't send some sap to the morgue in stretcher-bag. They might be big man for a little bit, but den Fonzie throws a combo that has 'em playin' backseat bingo in the afterlife's hottest hotspot. All before their gal can shed a tear and get with me for the evenin'.

 

But don't let me neglect to mention that you got a "P" in spellin, for poindextah. And for "Peepee, The". The PP too short to ever get the ol' suckbuster from between some fox's pearly white enamels.

 

Are you CWM?

Hey sure buckaroo, assuming dat stands for Cool Women Motorcycles, which I'm goin' to court in a bit of weeks to change into my legal middle name. Those is what Fonz loves finest in life ya know? You better, 'cuz everyone needs ta.

 

:lol:

 

booooong.

 

 

I hate the Fonz...let alone the REAL Fonz

 

Go back to Hollywood Squares, fucko.

I bet yuh like me when ya only-good-for-a-fuck mutha introduces me to yuh as yuh new daddy. Then I cut and run like the dust does, and I don't pay no back taxes or child support for you and ya training diapers.

 

Da only Hollywood Square is you, but it actually isn't since you ain't no Robert Mitchum or Peter Sellers or Fonz will soon to be. Ya like a Don Beddoe, wit none of da savvy. So you must be sadly mistakens, as Fonzie doesn't "go" to squares. Not for nothing he does. An' especially not back to 'em like was wit dem in da first place. He don' hang with no squares.

 

Fonzie turned into a puss.

Heh-heh...you betta believe it. I gotta know what's knowed, and I'm bettin' the heavens dat dey sure are a lotta guys that wish they coulda getten 'emselves a puss like dis.

 

fonz.jpg

 

Good lookin' out, Shortcake.

Guest The Old Me
Posted

If the Fonz was really cool, he'd be at UGS.

 

Haha.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
If the Fonz was really cool, he'd be at UGS.

 

Haha.

Bitch!

HA! I knew yours was a link this time. You can't fool this cat!!

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