A Private Message I intercepted

[justsoyouknow 0]

::Some fat fuck comes out::

 

Rikishi: I PMed Banky! I dood it for you Chave. I dood it for our people!

You can admit it, Mario. We all know that by "some fat fuck" you're really talking about yourself.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Some fat fuck comes out::

 

Rikishi:  I PMed Banky!  I dood it for you Chave.  I dood it for our people!

You can admit it, Mario. We all know that by "some fat fuck" you're really talking about yourself.

Just becuase I resemble a miniature John Tenta doesent mean I'm a fat fuck. I plan to take pictures for Halloween, and I'll post them here.

 

Just in case you are curious, I'm going as myself. I realized that I have been taking bad fashion advice:

 

Big wrestling T-shirts

Pajama pants

Hiking boots

Red Sunglasses

Leather gloves

[justsoyouknow 0]

Sounds fashionable to me.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

::Some fat fuck comes out::

 

Rikishi:  I PMed Banky!  I dood it for you Chave.  I dood it for our people!

You can admit it, Mario. We all know that by "some fat fuck" you're really talking about yourself.

Just becuase I resemble a miniature John Tenta doesent mean I'm a fat fuck. I plan to take pictures for Halloween, and I'll post them here.

 

Just in case you are curious, I'm going as myself. I realized that I have been taking bad fashion advice:

 

Big wrestling T-shirts

Pajama pants

Hiking boots

Red Sunglasses

Leather gloves

I'm not even going to ask...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I'm not even going to ask...

I'll answer your question any way. I take fashion advice from Scott Keith and Sammy Hagar. I just bought a pair of spandex pants to replace the pajama ones; despite have a small dick, it creates a mighty bulge.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Mario, if you wanna haze someone, do it to the nimrod in General Chat who posted the hip hop thread. Oh, and used a mention of John Ritter's death to get his gimmick over.

[Damaramu 0]

DRAHMAH~!

It better not have been you, son. I MADE you, and I'll damn sure break you. I thought we was friends.

Why the hell would I be friends with you? Yes I wrote it...why? Because you enjoy picking on Barron and he seems to be able to avoid you pretty well. So I was asking him how he does it. Because I want NOTHING to do with you...you piss me off that much.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Mario, if you wanna haze someone, do it to the nimrod in General Chat who posted the hip hop thread.  Oh, and used a mention of John Ritter's death to get his gimmick over.

::Runs to the General Chat forum with a baseball bat, and Extreme CDs::

 

"I'm gonna teach that boy to love Extreme, and Cinderella even if it kills him!"

[Damaramu 0]

Oh and Barron. Why the hell would you send it to Banky?

[bob_barron 0]

I didn't send it to Banky.

 

OMG BANKKY HAXEED YM ACCOTUN!!!`~@@!!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

IT was Damamaru all along?

 

But why? Did you actually think Barron would say "okay, what you ought to do is take the piss out of his momma"?

 

God, and you wonder why people think you're a cunt?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I didn't send it to Banky.

 

OMG BANKKY HAXEED YM ACCOTUN!!!`~@@!!

That fun loving rogue.

 

We don't have a pirate flag for nothing.

[Damaramu 0]

Oh I'm a cunt because I don't like to have to deal with some immature jackass making a comment every SINGLE time I try to post? Yeah....fuck you guys to.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Well since we know who it is, you all know what to do with him.

 

::turns on showers::

[Damaramu 0]

Yeah whatever. It's just a message board. Like they're going be able to stop me from posting or anything.

Seems how I haven't really done anything to Banky or Chave yet they flame bait me all the time by making stupid comments after everything I post or by mentioning me when I'm not even involved in a thread.

Yeah.....I'm so immature to not like that kind of treatment.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Throws soap on the ground, and goes up to The Mighty Damaramu::

 

Pick it up, bitch!

[Damaramu 0]

Yeah sure....have fun guys.

*leaves*

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

::Throws soap on the ground, and goes up to The Mighty Damaramu::

 

Pick it up, bitch!

I wonder if that should go in my sig....LOL.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Delivers a clothesline from Hell to Damaramu as he is leaving::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Yeah whatever. It's just a message board. Like they're going be able to stop me from posting or anything.

Seems how I haven't really done anything to Banky or Chave yet they flame bait me all the time by making stupid comments after everything I post or by mentioning me when I'm not even involved in a thread.

Yeah.....I'm so immature to not like that kind of treatment.

Show me where I flame-baited you.

 

Hell, I can't even remembere why I do't like you. But there's a reason, and by God I'm gonna find out what it is

 

::leaves::

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Oh I'm a cunt because I don't like to have to deal with some immature jackass making a comment every SINGLE time I try to post? Yeah....fuck you guys to.

You used to in the wrong manner. Its fuck you guys TOO.

 

Either way, I knew it was you. I love you Damaramu. A lot.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Banky, can you remember why everyone dislikes Damaramamu?

 

I'm looking, but can't remember...

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I used to be cool.

 

 

 

wait.

 

I still am.

 

I haven't seen shit this silly since I walked into that Clown College bathroom.

 

now there's some silly shit.

[justsoyouknow 0]

So it WASN'T Jango?

 

:::reluctantly signs house over to a laughing New Me:::

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky, can you remember why everyone dislikes Damaramamu?

 

I'm looking, but can't remember...

Its on the tip of penis...no, ermmm, my tongue. I just can't spit it out.

[Damaramu 0]

Hmm...why you don't like me?

A) You're a sad person with nothing better to do

B) You have a lot of pent up sexual frustration that is directed towards me because you can't resist this fat...i mean hot body.

C) My penis is bigger than yours.

 

Pick one. They're all true.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hmm...why you don't like me?

A) You're a sad person with nothing better to do

B) You have a lot of pent up sexual frustration that is directed towards me because you can't resist this fat...i mean hot body.

C) My penis is bigger than yours.

 

Pick one. They're all true.

You are a sad person, you do want my sexy body, and my penis is bigger than yours. You've hit the nail right on the head.

[Damaramu 0]

Dammit....figured out.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Mine's 7"...top it biatches *walks away whistling*

[Damaramu 0]

Mine's 7"...top it biatches *walks away whistling*

You lie pencil boy.