A Private Message I intercepted

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Nope...4" flacid, 7" hard all for a guy weighing around 120 lbs.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Mine's 7"...top it biatches *walks away whistling*

You lie pencil boy.

That wasn't very funny at all.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Hmm...why you don't like me?

A) You're a sad person with nothing better to do

B) You have a lot of pent up sexual frustration that is directed towards me because you can't resist this fat...i mean hot body.

C) My penis is bigger than yours.

 

Pick one. They're all true.

Something I pointed out to JF4H, seeing as you two appear to be flip sides of the same coin:

 

This message board is escapism. Other matters of social interaction don't matter here, people are judged on the strength of what they type. Sure, in real life I wouldn't give a fuck about you, but this isn't real life: it's the antithesis. It's a place people come to unwind and chill and have fun. That's why if you think I suck, and I think you suck the only thing to do is to trade meaningless insults across the net. The two saddest people in the world are those who think what goes on here really matters, and those who believe other people think that.

 

Having said that, I have remembered why you annoy me so much.

 

1) The period when you spammed a couple of threads, just posting constant streams of shit and ruining any discussion goin on.

 

2) You have no sense of humour

 

3) Calling TNM a pedophile without any prompting. Where I live, if you do that, someone gets killed.

 

4) You get really pissed off when people flame you, which just makes you less likeable.

 

5) You said you'd leave NHB, and didn't

 

6) That PM you sent Barron. That is not the action of someone who treats a message board as a release of life, it's the action of someone who lives through a board.

 

7) You are'nt gonna reply to this with anything amusing, or clever, or show any redeeming features that may make people change their minds. You have a label now, and you wont be able to shake it off because you just plain suck.

 

So, as I said to JF4H, now is the time for you to prove yourself. I'm here, listening, waiting for you to change my mind. I didn't really have a problem with you ubtil you sent that PM, but evidently you aren'rt just playing a game: you'e living it.

 

Your go.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Hmm...why you don't like me?

A) You're a sad person with nothing better to do

B) You have a lot of pent up sexual frustration that is directed towards me because you can't resist this fat...i mean hot body.

C) My penis is bigger than yours.

 

Pick one. They're all true.

Something I pointed out to JF4H, seeing as you two appear to be flip sides of the same coin:

 

This message board is escapism. Other matters of social interaction don't matter here, people are judged on the strength of what they type. Sure, in real life I wouldn't give a fuck about you, but this isn't real life: it's the antithesis. It's a place people come to unwind and chill and have fun. That's why if you think I suck, and I think you suck the only thing to do is to trade meaningless insults across the net. The two saddest people in the world are those who think what goes on here really matters, and those who believe other people think that.

 

Having said that, I have remembered why you annoy me so much.

 

1) The period when you spammed a couple of threads, just posting constant streams of shit and ruining any discussion goin on.

 

2) You have no sense of humour

 

3) Calling TNM a pedophile without any prompting. Where I live, if you do that, someone gets killed.

 

4) You get really pissed off when people flame you, which just makes you less likeable.

 

5) You said you'd leave NHB, and didn't

 

6) That PM you sent Barron. That is not the action of someone who treats a message board as a release of life, it's the action of someone who lives through a board.

 

7) You are'ne gonna reply to this with anything amusing, or clever, or show any redeeming features that may cmake people change their minds. You have a label now, and you wont be able to shake it off because you just plain suck.

 

So, as I said to JF4H, now is the time for you to prove yourself. I'm here, listening, waiting for you to change my mind. I didn't really have a problem with you ubtil you sent that PM, but evidently you aren'rt just playing a game: you'e living it.

 

Your go.

Check Mate!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hmm...why you don't like me?

A) You're a sad person with nothing better to do

B) You have a lot of pent up sexual frustration that is directed towards me because you can't resist this fat...i mean hot body.

C) My penis is bigger than yours.

 

Pick one. They're all true.

Something I pointed out to JF4H, seeing as you two appear to be flip sides of the same coin:

 

This message board is escapism. Other matters of social interaction don't matter here, people are judged on the strength of what they type. Sure, in real life I wouldn't give a fuck about you, but this isn't real life: it's the antithesis. It's a place people come to unwind and chill and have fun. That's why if you think I suck, and I think you suck the only thing to do is to trade meaningless insults across the net. The two saddest people in the world are those who think what goes on here really matters, and those who believe other people think that.

 

Having said that, I have remembered why you annoy me so much.

 

1) The period when you spammed a couple of threads, just posting constant streams of shit and ruining any discussion goin on.

 

2) You have no sense of humour

 

3) Calling TNM a pedophile without any prompting. Where I live, if you do that, someone gets killed.

 

4) You get really pissed off when people flame you, which just makes you less likeable.

 

5) You said you'd leave NHB, and didn't

 

6) That PM you sent Barron. That is not the action of someone who treats a message board as a release of life, it's the action of someone who lives through a board.

 

7) You are'ne gonna reply to this with anything amusing, or clever, or show any redeeming features that may cmake people change their minds. You have a label now, and you wont be able to shake it off because you just plain suck.

 

So, as I said to JF4H, now is the time for you to prove yourself. I'm here, listening, waiting for you to change my mind. I didn't really have a problem with you ubtil you sent that PM, but evidently you aren'rt just playing a game: you'e living it.

 

Your go.

I love you, chave.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Mine's 7"...top it biatches *walks away whistling*

Prove it! :::points Harley in the direction of the Cock Shots thread:::

 

And Chave has owned two people in one day. I heart him.

[Damaramu 0]

And how would I change your mind? Huh? It's already fucking made up. There is no way for me to change it. Whatever I say will probably be responded to with some childish flame. So why should I try to make you like me? I shouldn't.

And I did leave NHB. And I was just READING a thread with no intention to post and what happens? New Me and Banky begin making stupid comments about me without me even being there.

So no I'm not going to change your mind. And I'm not going to try. You guys are all assholes...plain and simple. None of you have 1 single redeeming quality or shred of decency. So like I've said before...fuck you all.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

And how would I change your mind? Huh? It's already fucking made up. There is no way for me to change it. Whatever I say will probably be responded to with some childish flame. So why should I try to make you like me? I shouldn't.

And I did leave NHB. And I was just READING a thread with no intention to post and what happens? New Me and Banky begin making stupid comments about me without me even being there.

So no I'm not going to change your mind. And I'm not going to try. You guys are all assholes...plain and simple. None of you have 1 single redeeming quality or shred of decency. So like I've said before...fuck you all.

You are such a baby. Quit whining like a little girl.

[Damaramu 0]

And how would I change your mind? Huh? It's already fucking made up. There is no way for me to change it. Whatever I say will probably be responded to with some childish flame. So why should I try to make you like me? I shouldn't.

And I did leave NHB. And I was just READING a thread with no intention to post and what happens? New Me and Banky begin making stupid comments about me without me even being there.

So no I'm not going to change your mind. And I'm not going to try. You guys are all assholes...plain and simple. None of you have 1 single redeeming quality or shred of decency. So like I've said before...fuck you all.

You are such a baby. Quit whining like a little girl.

Point proven.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Let me respond for him, Banky.

 

"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...fuck you all"

 

About right?

[Damaramu 0]

Let me respond for him, Banky.

 

"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...fuck you all"

 

About right?

See....exactly what I was talking about. Do you guys even think about what you're going to say or do you just spit out the stupidest thing that comes to mind?

[treble 0]

I predict within a month, everyone will start liking Damaramu. I call it 'The Johnson Effect'.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Only if he changes his name to "Mr. M".

 

And it's all in good fun, Mighty Man. All in good fun. Being stupid = ratings.

[Damaramu 0]

Well seems how I've been on this board for 3 years and nothing has really stopped me from posting and I haven't gotten banned for anything and I have plenty of friends on the board...I really see no reason to try and win friends. Especially with these jackasses. So........

Oh and I still want to know how the hell you got that PM.

[Nighthawk 0]

I predict within a month, everyone will start liking my dick. I call it 'The Johnson Effect'.

[Damaramu 0]

Only if he changes his name to "Mr. M".

 

And it's all in good fun, Mighty Man. All in good fun. Being stupid = ratings.

Then have Chave and Banky say it's all in good fun. Oh wait it's not. They claim that it's a message board and nobody really knows each other...then they make general assumptions about me and Banky has something stupid to say about everything I say. So....why am I the bad guy again? For defending myself against a couple of jerks?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

And how would I change your mind? Huh? It's already fucking made up. There is no way for me to change it. Whatever I say will probably be responded to with some childish flame. So why should I try to make you like me? I shouldn't.

And I did leave NHB. And I was just READING a thread with no intention to post and what happens? New Me and Banky begin making stupid comments about me without me even being there.

So no I'm not going to change your mind. And I'm not going to try. You guys are all assholes...plain and simple. None of you have 1 single redeeming quality or shred of decency. So like I've said before...fuck you all.

You could change my mind by giving a reaon for going all secret quirrel on Banky. You could change my mind by showing a bit of lightness in your posts, as opposed to the "everyone hates me, I dunno why, you're so unfair" schtick you've got going now.

 

Hell, you could change my mind by giving a reason for those faults I listed, or at least acknowledging them.

 

Instead, you respond to name calling and saying the f-word because you're a fucking rebel, or something. All the while saying "Whatever I say will probably be responded to with some childish flame." asif I'm, well, you

 

And the irony of you saying "New Me and Banky begin making stupid comments about me without me even being there." when you sent off a PM trying to find ways to get at Banky is so heavy, it may well cause this folder to implode.

 

So, how do you plead to those charges I levelled against you. Do you have a reason for acting like a cock and face up to the fact that if you rub people the wrong way, they'll bite back? Or will you just bemoan the fact that people are ganging up and picking on you when, really, no-one has done anything that you didn't start. I'm guessing the second.

 

Your go.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I want Chave as my lawyer incase I get arrested on some serious charges.

[Mik 0]

Damaramu, as a completely non partial observer, and someone who has been flamed by Banky and chave before...

 

Could you possibly look like any more of a pussy?

 

"Why don't you guys like me, I'm cool. I promise. I'm leaving now. Hi, It's me, back again 15 minutes later. Why don't you just leave me alone? I was on survivor when my house got knocked over by a tornado, because I am a hick. Fuck you all. You're so immature, you fucking cocky poos."

 

Shut the fuck up, you miserable whining cunt.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Damaramu, as a completely non partial observer, and someone who has been flamed by Banky and chave before...

 

Could you possibly look like any more of a pussy?

 

"Why don't you guys like me, I'm cool. I promise. I'm leaving now. Hi, It's me, back again 15 minutes later. Why don't you just leave me alone? I was on survivor when my house got knocked over by a tornado, because I am a hick. Fuck you all. You're so immature, you fucking cocky poos."

 

Shut the fuck up, you miserable whining cunt.

That post makes me wish I had a "You got owned" picture to post.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Damaramu, as a completely non partial observer, and someone who has been flamed by Banky and chave before...

 

Could you possibly look like any more of a pussy?

 

"Why don't you guys like me, I'm cool. I promise. I'm leaving now. Hi, It's me, back again 15 minutes later. Why don't you just leave me alone? I was on survivor when my house got knocked over by a tornado, because I am a hick. Fuck you all. You're so immature, you fucking cocky poos."

 

Shut the fuck up, you miserable whining cunt.

That post makes me wish I had a "You got owned" picture to post.

No.

 

Pictures are the lowest form of flaming.

 

Plus, it makes you look like Eagan.

[Damaramu 0]

Ok fine....here we go. Your response.

 

 

Having said that, I have remembered why you annoy me so much.

 

Having said that I remember why you guys annoy me so much. You ASSume way to much about me. I have a life. I go to school all day and then go to work. I get on the message board when I'm at home because there is nothing else to do. I go and do all day and don't feel like doing anything when I get home.

 

1) The period when you spammed a couple of threads, just posting constant streams of shit and ruining any discussion goin on.

I seem to remember NO discussion going on and the only reason I kept posting was because of what Zack said to me on AIM. "Yeah you can hijack the thread and turn it into your own where you just insanely ramble." So I took his advice..

 

2) You have no sense of humour

I think I'm funny. There's quite a few other people that do to. I don't make every joke just to please YOU.

 

3) Calling TNM a pedophile without any prompting. Where I live, if you do that, someone gets killed.

Yes I will admit that was out of line.

 

4) You get really pissed off when people flame you, which just makes you less likeable.

Because I am here to post and discuss not to be flamed every single time I turn a corner. How about that thread where I wasn't saying anything. 1Inchpunch's thread where you just threw me in there and said you didn't like me. And then Banky giving me shit EVERY single time I make a post. I think you should be able to understand where I would get pissed. I can't post without having someone make a flame in response to it.

 

5) You said you'd leave NHB, and didn't

That's because I was brought up after I left. I came back to defend myself.

 

6) That PM you sent Barron. That is not the action of someone who treats a message board as a release of life, it's the action of someone who lives through a board.

That is the action of someone who wants to be able to post in peace. Barron is constantly flamed by Banky for no reason but he seems to be able to take it pretty well. I was just figuring out how he does it. I wasn't asking for some super how to flame Banky tool.

 

7) You are'nt gonna reply to this with anything amusing, or clever, or show any redeeming features that may make people change their minds. You have a label now, and you wont be able to shake it off because you just plain suck.

See there you go. You just plain suck. That's mature. You call me immature yet you guys respond with some of the most immature shit I've seen in my life. You all have the humor of Junior High kids and insult about like them to.

 

So, as I said to JF4H, now is the time for you to prove yourself. I'm here, listening, waiting for you to change my mind. I didn't really have a problem with you ubtil you sent that PM, but evidently you aren'rt just playing a game: you'e living it.

Yes I'm living it. That's why I only get on the board whenever I have nothing better to do. That's why I go to school and work and live my life and don't even think about this board while I'm there. See there you go again assuming about me.

 

Your go.

Now it's your go. It's your turn to explain why you flame me every single time I post. It's your turn to explain why you assume so much about me.

Oh and on another note. This hate for me seems to be only prevalent amongst you 3 in NHB. I haven't had any problems in other places on the board.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Damaramu, as a completely non partial observer, and someone who has been flamed by Banky and chave before...

 

Could you possibly look like any more of a pussy?

 

"Why don't you guys like me, I'm cool. I promise. I'm leaving now. Hi, It's me, back again 15 minutes later. Why don't you just leave me alone? I was on survivor when my house got knocked over by a tornado, because I am a hick. Fuck you all. You're so immature, you fucking cocky poos."

 

Shut the fuck up, you miserable whining cunt.

That post makes me wish I had a "You got owned" picture to post.

No.

 

Pictures are the lowest form of flaming.

 

Plus, it makes you look like Eagan.

AH! YOUR RIGHT!!!

 

 

:Scrubs the smell of Eagen off me::

 

Still not clean!.....(continues scrubbing)

[Nighthawk 0]

Going to school and working isn't having a life, it's just going to school and working.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Mine's 7"...top it biatches *walks away whistling*

Prove it! :::points Harley in the direction of the Cock Shots thread:::

 

And Chave has owned two people in one day. I heart him.

I will...if I can find a camera and do this without my parents seeing it heh

[dutchse.cx 0]

Mine's 7"...top it biatches *walks away whistling*

Prove it! :::points Harley in the direction of the Cock Shots thread:::

 

And Chave has owned two people in one day. I heart him.

I will...if I can find a camera and do this without my parents seeing it heh

Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm still extremely disappointed that you're not actually Harley Quinn.

 

Or even remotely female.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

heh, sorry to disappoint so much Dutch

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Ok fine....here we go. Your response.

 

 

Having said that, I have remembered why you annoy me so much.

 

Having said that I remember why you guys annoy me so much. You ASSume way to much about me. I have a life. I go to school all day and then go to work. I get on the message board when I'm at home because there is nothing else to do. I go and do all day and don't feel like doing anything when I get home.

 

1) The period when you spammed a couple of threads, just posting constant streams of shit and ruining any discussion goin on.

I seem to remember NO discussion going on and the only reason I kept posting was because of what Zack said to me on AIM. "Yeah you can hijack the thread and turn it into your own where you just insanely ramble." So I took his advice..

 

2) You have no sense of humour

I think I'm funny. There's quite a few other people that do to. I don't make every joke just to please YOU.

 

3) Calling TNM a pedophile without any prompting. Where I live, if you do that, someone gets killed.

Yes I will admit that was out of line.

 

4) You get really pissed off when people flame you, which just makes you less likeable.

Because I am here to post and discuss not to be flamed every single time I turn a corner. How about that thread where I wasn't saying anything. 1Inchpunch's thread where you just threw me in there and said you didn't like me. And then Banky giving me shit EVERY single time I make a post. I think you should be able to understand where I would get pissed. I can't post without having someone make a flame in response to it.

 

5) You said you'd leave NHB, and didn't

That's because I was brought up after I left. I came back to defend myself.

 

6) That PM you sent Barron. That is not the action of someone who treats a message board as a release of life, it's the action of someone who lives through a board.

That is the action of someone who wants to be able to post in peace. Barron is constantly flamed by Banky for no reason but he seems to be able to take it pretty well. I was just figuring out how he does it. I wasn't asking for some super how to flame Banky tool.

 

7) You are'nt gonna reply to this with anything amusing, or clever, or show any redeeming features that may make people change their minds. You have a label now, and you wont be able to shake it off because you just plain suck.

See there you go. You just plain suck. That's mature. You call me immature yet you guys respond with some of the most immature shit I've seen in my life. You all have the humor of Junior High kids and insult about like them to.

 

So, as I said to JF4H, now is the time for you to prove yourself. I'm here, listening, waiting for you to change my mind. I didn't really have a problem with you ubtil you sent that PM, but evidently you aren'rt just playing a game: you'e living it.

Yes I'm living it. That's why I only get on the board whenever I have nothing better to do. That's why I go to school and work and live my life and don't even think about this board while I'm there. See there you go again assuming about me.

 

Your go.

Now it's your go. It's your turn to explain why you flame me every single time I post. It's your turn to explain why you assume so much about me.

Oh and on another note. This hate for me seems to be only prevalent amongst you 3 in NHB. I haven't had any problems in other places on the board.

The reason why you only get hastle in NHB is because you only really post shit here. Look at that "Who do you hate" thread. That is, without a doubt, the worse thread I've ever read. And I've seen the cock thread. Zack giving you permission to do that doesn't mean you should have done.

 

I never assumed anything about your life, other than the fact that you pay too much interest to what strangers say about you. That PM tells me that much, as does your "fuck you" retalliation to me having a go at your pedophile flames a while back.

 

As for your sense of humour, I haven't seen anything to make me laugh, or at least nothing that made me remember your name. The whole aim of NHB is to have fun, and I've never seen anything you've done which made your name stand out as a good, funny, interesting poster in this folder. I may just be that I don't get it, but you have said some awfully unfunny things in jest in the past.

 

These flames have, in no way, stopped you from enjoying this forum. People don't flame every post you make, or stop you from having discussions. The only times I've argued with you is when I've mentioned that I don't think you're a good poster, and you've felt obliged to step in and yell me that I'm wrong. People don't follow you around looking for trouble, and I'd like to see an instance where they have. If anything, you do it to yourself. If you don't like NHB or the people who post here, and you seem to be getting on quite well without taking part in any discussions here, then just stay out of it. No-ones forcing you to come here.

 

As for you calling me immature, that is something I do for effect when I feel like it, whereas with you it just seems to be what you do. If I tell someone to fuck off, it'll be for effect. If you do it, it'll be because those are the best words you can find.

 

Finally, back to that PM. There is no reason for you to start stirring shit. What were you gonna do when Barron told you the secrets to dealing with Banky? You've already said that only three people flame you in one forum, and we don't follow you around starting stuff. Hell, when was the last time Banky, or indeed I, flamed you unprovoked? I hardly think he gave a fuck about you until you sent that PM. So, what were you gonna do? Start on Banky? Or just keep it locked away inside a little box, a secret to pass on to the next poster who he didn't like.

 

There was NO REASON for that PM. If anybody, not just you, did that, they would be rightly called out.

 

So, what reason do you have for that PM?

 

Your go.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Never do that again or I might be forced to take this seriously and whine.

[Guest Memphis]

Ok fine....here we go. Your response.

 

 

Having said that, I have remembered why you annoy me so much.

 

Having said that I remember why you guys annoy me so much. You ASSume way to much about me. I have a life. I go to school all day and then go to work. I get on the message board when I'm at home because there is nothing else to do. I go and do all day and don't feel like doing anything when I get home.

 

1) The period when you spammed a couple of threads, just posting constant streams of shit and ruining any discussion goin on.

I seem to remember NO discussion going on and the only reason I kept posting was because of what Zack said to me on AIM. "Yeah you can hijack the thread and turn it into your own where you just insanely ramble." So I took his advice..

 

2) You have no sense of humour

I think I'm funny. There's quite a few other people that do to. I don't make every joke just to please YOU.

 

3) Calling TNM a pedophile without any prompting. Where I live, if you do that, someone gets killed.

Yes I will admit that was out of line.

 

4) You get really pissed off when people flame you, which just makes you less likeable.

Because I am here to post and discuss not to be flamed every single time I turn a corner. How about that thread where I wasn't saying anything. 1Inchpunch's thread where you just threw me in there and said you didn't like me. And then Banky giving me shit EVERY single time I make a post. I think you should be able to understand where I would get pissed. I can't post without having someone make a flame in response to it.

 

5) You said you'd leave NHB, and didn't

That's because I was brought up after I left. I came back to defend myself.

 

6) That PM you sent Barron. That is not the action of someone who treats a message board as a release of life, it's the action of someone who lives through a board.

That is the action of someone who wants to be able to post in peace. Barron is constantly flamed by Banky for no reason but he seems to be able to take it pretty well. I was just figuring out how he does it. I wasn't asking for some super how to flame Banky tool.

 

7) You are'nt gonna reply to this with anything amusing, or clever, or show any redeeming features that may make people change their minds. You have a label now, and you wont be able to shake it off because you just plain suck.

See there you go. You just plain suck. That's mature. You call me immature yet you guys respond with some of the most immature shit I've seen in my life. You all have the humor of Junior High kids and insult about like them to.

 

So, as I said to JF4H, now is the time for you to prove yourself. I'm here, listening, waiting for you to change my mind. I didn't really have a problem with you ubtil you sent that PM, but evidently you aren'rt just playing a game: you'e living it.

Yes I'm living it. That's why I only get on the board whenever I have nothing better to do. That's why I go to school and work and live my life and don't even think about this board while I'm there. See there you go again assuming about me.

 

Your go.

Now it's your go. It's your turn to explain why you flame me every single time I post. It's your turn to explain why you assume so much about me.

Oh and on another note. This hate for me seems to be only prevalent amongst you 3 in NHB. I haven't had any problems in other places on the board.

My god.

 

You are arguably the most pitiful and pathetic human being I've ever encountered on here, and take into account that I've conversed with Choken One.

 

It is so painfully obvious that Banky has you wrapped around his little finger and is pulling at your strings at his leisure.

 

If you don't like the way you're treated here, then DON'T COME IN HERE. Quit your fucking bitching you fool.

 

M