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Guest The Old Me
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Nah, you'll be yelling his name from under his window in the rain.

Throwing pebbles at my windows and shit....god I hope my wife never finds out...

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To TNM: "Don't think I'll ever take you back, you son of a bitch! We're through! You hear me? THROUGH! No more of this sweet ass for you!"

 

Ten minutes later

 

To roomate: "Oh, God...I miss him so much! Why won't he come back to me? :::sobs uncontrollably:::"

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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How do you instigate a cunt anyhow?

Rub the clit?

now THAT was hot.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Pretty much anything you say now has no impact.

 

We already expect the weirdest shit from you already.

Why don't you just admit you have a crush on him?

Guest The Old Me
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There never needs to be another Perfect Strangers. Never.

Guest stardust
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How do you instigate a cunt anyhow?

Rub the clit?

now THAT was hot.

I do what I can.

Guest The Old Me
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That monkey doesn't look bad. He looks good. Real good.

 

Hey, come here monkey....

Guest The Old Me
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Is this thread female?

 

 

:::looks in threads underwear:::

 

 

Yeah baby!!

Guest stardust
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That monkey doesn't look bad. He looks good. Real good.

 

Hey, come here monkey....

Hey hey hey. Back away from the monkey.

Guest The Old Me
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He's a bad, bad monkey. He's a brass monkey. That chunky monkey.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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It's also an experimental avant-psychedelica band

 

They any good? Better than The Four Skins?

Pretty good, yeah. Never really heard The Four Skins.

They're exactly as good as you figure a punk band called "The Four Skins" would be.

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