A Private Message I intercepted

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

He likes my cock.

Someone has to...

Oh act like you don't chave. We all know you'll be screaming my name in a few hours...

Yes. But not out of pleasure...

[Nighthawk 0]

Nah, you'll be yelling his name from under his window in the rain.

[Guest The Old Me]

Nah, you'll be yelling his name from under his window in the rain.

Throwing pebbles at my windows and shit....god I hope my wife never finds out...

[justsoyouknow 0]

...you're MARRIED? You told me that she was just a friend! Asshole! :::throws drink in TNM's face:::

[Guest The Old Me]

I uh...I...ummm...

 

*leaves*

[justsoyouknow 0]

To TNM: "Don't think I'll ever take you back, you son of a bitch! We're through! You hear me? THROUGH! No more of this sweet ass for you!"

 

Ten minutes later

 

To roomate: "Oh, God...I miss him so much! Why won't he come back to me? :::sobs uncontrollably:::"

[Guest stardust]

How do you instigate a cunt anyhow?

Rub the clit?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

How do you instigate a cunt anyhow?

Rub the clit?

now THAT was hot.

[Nighthawk 0]

How do you instigate a cunt anyhow?

Rub the clit?

now THAT was hot.

ya, it was... I didn't want to be the first one to say it cause it would have had less impact

[MrRant 0]

Pretty much anything you say now has no impact.

 

We already expect the weirdest shit from you already.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Pretty much anything you say now has no impact.

 

We already expect the weirdest shit from you already.

Why don't you just admit you have a crush on him?

[justsoyouknow 0]

THAT would be a disfunctional relationship if I've ever seen one.

[Nighthawk 0]

We'd put the fun back in dysfunctional. Perfect Strangers 2K3.

[Guest The Old Me]

There never needs to be another Perfect Strangers. Never.

[Guest stardust]

How do you instigate a cunt anyhow?

Rub the clit?

now THAT was hot.

I do what I can.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

heh heh.

 

monkey...

[Guest stardust]

correction, chave: naughty monkey

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

heh heh.

 

naughty monkey. monkey bad.

[Guest The Old Me]

That monkey doesn't look bad. He looks good. Real good.

 

Hey, come here monkey....

[justsoyouknow 0]

...I gotta give it to Stardust...she has a real way of gaying up a thread.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

*walks in*

 

Oh it's just a conversation about rubbing clits.

 

*walks off*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

...I gotta give it to Stardust...she has a real way of gaying up a thread.

So that makes the thread a lesbian?

[Guest The Old Me]

Is this thread female?

 

 

:::looks in threads underwear:::

 

 

Yeah baby!!

[Guest stardust]

That monkey doesn't look bad. He looks good. Real good.

 

Hey, come here monkey....

Hey hey hey. Back away from the monkey.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Yeah New Me...the monkey's already playing with himself enough as it is

[Guest The Old Me]

He's a bad, bad monkey. He's a brass monkey. That chunky monkey.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's also an experimental avant-psychedelica band

 

They any good? Better than The Four Skins?

Pretty good, yeah. Never really heard The Four Skins.

They're exactly as good as you figure a punk band called "The Four Skins" would be.