Slayer Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Hmmm, now that I think about it, "Morgan and Jones" sounds kinda like a financial firm name I smell GIMMICK!
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 What does Matt Morgan look like? He sounds like a cruiser with that name but evidently he's a HOSS
AndrewTS Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Tassels were hit or miss for me...see Kerry Von Erich's WWF run...ugh. Looked like he taped pom-poms to his boots. I've actually mistaken Kerry for Warrior a few times in old rumble clips. TCR: That's quite an insane idea, so much so I'd guess that ChrisMWaters came up with it.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 I hope Morgan and Jones doesn't become a tag team. With Heyman's intros to them, they should be singles wrestlers.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 When I wrestled with my friends, my finisher was called "The Silva Lining". (My last name's Silva. Der.) But, uh... anyway, it'd be nice to have a high-flying CW team to fuck shit up and bump like mad men. If they got the belts, they'd be a great way to pump up the crowd after a Hoss match kills everyone dead.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 When I wrestled with my friends, my finisher was called "The Silva Lining". (My last name's Silva. Der.) Thanks a lot for that shitty run of matches in 1999. Do you realize what pain you put us through? And you of all people post among smarks. Geez.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Yeah...this is the best picture I could come up with off google.com
AndrewTS Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 The kind of team you're talking about would be like...say...the Hardyz were, right? It's not like we have to go back to the 80's to find a comparable example, you know. I doubt it will happen since these days either the teams are long-established ones that are horribly stale or patched-together from guys who couldn't get over separately. Then, when a team gets over, WWE wants to bust them apart and try to push one as a singles star.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 I was just reading the Smackdown review from WWE.com and laughed at this: With his back sternly against the wall after being threatened by Mr. McMahon with both termination as SmackDown! GM and death, Heyman came out swinging. Only here.
Guest Just J Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 I read the first three posts and couldn't read any further, I was getting sick. To even suggest a comparison is an insult to the Rockers. In their day they were trend setting. That is something that won't ever be duplicated. My apologizes if someone else covered this. I was seriously getting sick.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 I read the first three posts and couldn't read any further, I was getting sick. There's a joke involving a Johnson thread to be made but I don't feel like connecting the dots.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 When I wrestled with my friends, my finisher was called "The Silva Lining". (My last name's Silva. Der.) Thanks a lot for that shitty run of matches in 1999. Do you realize what pain you put us through? And you of all people post among smarks. Geez. Don't make me get Kurrgan. God, why can't there be a decent Portugese wrestler? Instead, we're represented by Aldo Montoya and GIANT SILVA! Bah...
Slayer Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Instead, we're represented by Aldo Montoya... Who wasn't even Portuguese, the faker
2GOLD Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Paul London (porn name) and Brian Kendrick in tassles? Didn't work well for the Hardy Boyz. Tassles on small guys doesn't work anymore. Try tinsel. Also, if you have Jim Cornette as your manager are you legally allowed to be face? I may be wrong but a manager with a tennis racket doesn't make me think face team.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 2, 2003 Author Report Posted November 2, 2003 Oh cmon, the Hardyz wore tassels, true...but with Bright neon PLAID tights and headbands...looked like the love spawns of Billy & Chuck and Roddy Piper.
Guest subliminal_animal Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Instead, we're represented by Aldo Montoya... Who wasn't even Portuguese, the faker Almost positive that's he's at least half-Portuguese.
LooseCannon25 Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 The hardy's in there super corn gay days had the worst outifts i ever saw qith those damn plaid tights with matching armbands and headbands. You want Rockers again.....bring back Al Snow as Leif Cassidy and pair him up with Spanky.....there ya go. For some aodd reason i loved Leif Cassidy with his attitude problem.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 What ever happened to Marty Janetty, anyway? Y'know, after he ascended to Heaven in an Undertaker costume.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 What ever happened to Marty Janetty, anyway? Y'know, after he ascended to Heaven in an Undertaker costume. I heard he stands around streetcorners with a "Will Wrestle You For Food" sign, not unlike the guy in the video for "Right Now" by Van Halen. Maybe that is him. I don't know. But at any rate, we'd better call Jannetty and dust off that Undertaker costume, given recent events.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 I would mark out like a little bitch if Marty ran to the ring wearing a Devil costume and cost Shawn his match against Mizark. And he'd have to come out to the old Rocker theme. Doop-dee-doo-doo-dee-doop-dee-doop-dee-doop DUUUUHHHN, DUHHHH-NUHHH-NUHHHH-NUHHHHHH, DUHHHHH-NUHHH...
ChrisMWaters Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Personally, I'd like to see Jannetty manage someone to take out Michaels once and for all. Also...AndyTS...which idea of TCR did you think could be mine?
Slayer Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 If we're making comparisons to the Rockers and Hardys, then I have to introduce the inevitable "Which one will ascend to greatness while the other falls into chemical-induced hell?" question
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 2, 2003 Author Report Posted November 2, 2003 :::1999 mode::: C'Mon, this is easy. Everyone knows Jeff Hardy is the next Shawn Michaels, is so much better than Matt, and will be the WWF Champion by 2003. Sometimes I'm glad we know so much more than the marks. :::2003 mode::: Will o' the What?
ChrisMWaters Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 ^^^^ That reminds me...isn't it ALMOST always the person you think will fail that succeeds when a tag team breaks up... Michaels, Mattitude, Billy Gunn... The only exception I think is Bret Hart.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 ^^^^ That reminds me...isn't it ALMOST always the person you think will fail that succeeds when a tag team breaks up... Michaels, Mattitude, Billy Gunn... The only exception I think is Bret Hart. Billy Gunn succeeded as a singles? Well I guess comparatively.
ChrisMWaters Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 ^^^^ That reminds me...isn't it ALMOST always the person you think will fail that succeeds when a tag team breaks up... Michaels, Mattitude, Billy Gunn... The only exception I think is Bret Hart. That's because by and large Anvil was useless. At least Jannety, Road Dogg and to a lesser extent Jeff could wrestle. Er...for Billy Gunn...I was referring to his Smoking Gunn run...not his New Age Outlaw run.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 ^^^^ That reminds me...isn't it ALMOST always the person you think will fail that succeeds when a tag team breaks up... Michaels, Mattitude, Billy Gunn... The only exception I think is Bret Hart. That's because by and large Anvil was useless. At least Jannety, Road Dogg and to a lesser extent Jeff could wrestle. Neidhart was a better wrestler than the ROAD DOGG.
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