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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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....God should unleash the flood waters

 

Dames, save mankind and ban them all. They're eventually going to pro-create...we don't need our society to get any more ridiculous.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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The WWE folder is like a graveyard where only zombies come out

 

....Benoit is GAAAAWG.....

 

...Triple H should DIIIIIE....

 

....Vince McMahon is EVVVIIILLL....

 

....Smackdown has TOOO MUCCCHHH TALLKING.....

 

Jesus, think beyond your peers, you fucking inbred hosers.

Guest The Old Me
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Banky hit the nail right on the head. WWE folder USED to be the one I posted in the most, by far. I probably post in there once a week now. 3-5 of the same damn topics with the same damn people bitching about the same god damned things.

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....Benoit is GAAAAWD.....

 

...Triple H should DIIIIIE....

 

....Vince McMahon is EVVVIIILLL....

 

....Smackdown has TOOO MUCCCHHH TALLKING.....

Funny, those all happen to be true...

Guest The Old Me
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Angle is god. Benoit and Ray should shine his shoes.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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....Benoit is GAAAAWD.....

 

...Triple H should DIIIIIE....

 

....Vince McMahon is EVVVIIILLL....

 

....Smackdown has TOOO MUCCCHHH TALLKING.....

Funny, those all happen to be true...

Buddy, you are by far one of the worst offenders for this bullshit, so your ironic posting in this thread only nominates you as the king of the nonsense. You're bullshit if suited for gamefaq board. And to be honest, you act like you're in the know, but you're nothing but a little mark. In facr, all of you are....and Vince McMahon is stringing you all along like little puppets. But Chris Benoit is a world class 5* wrestler. Who gives a sweet goddamn. He just isn't the right piece of the puzzle; therefore, he won't be champion. He knows it...and you little asses care more about it then he does. Just realize that there are girls out there you could be lusting over, not inconsequential bullshit like Vince McMahon's booking style.

Guest The Old Me
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No he's lusting over Benoit, and what he could do with that gap between his teeth.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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No he's lusting over Benoit, and what he could do with that gap between his teeth.

Or how Vince may push him if he got it fixed, but it would ruin his 'street cred'.

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And to be honest, you act like you're in the know, but you're nothing but a little mark.

Says the man who thinks olympic medals make Angle a great professional wrestler. :lol:

 

But Chris Benoit is a world class 5* wrestler. Who gives a sweet goddamn. He just isn't the right piece of the puzzle; therefore, he won't be champion.

What is this "right piece of the puzzle."

 

Yeah, he can't tell jokes about molesting cruiserweights, so he's not worthy of a world title.

 

Only dumbasses like you and Vince McMahon can't see how marketable Benoit could be.

 

He knows it...and you little asses care more about it then he does.

Do you know Benoit? Have you talked to him lately? How would you know?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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And to be honest, you act like you're in the know, but you're nothing but a little mark.

Says the man who thinks olympic medals make Angle a great professional wrestler. :lol:

 

But Chris Benoit is a world class 5* wrestler. Who gives a sweet goddamn. He just isn't the right piece of the puzzle; therefore, he won't be champion.

What is this "right piece of the puzzle."

 

Yeah, he can't tell jokes about molesting cruiserweights, so he's not worthy of a world title.

 

Only dumbasses like you and Vince McMahon can't see how marketable Benoit could be.

 

He knows it...and you little asses care more about it then he does.

Do you know Benoit? Have you talked to him lately? How would you know?

Thank you for supporting my aforementioned point.

Guest The Old Me
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And to be honest, you act like you're in the know, but you're nothing but a little mark.

Says the man who thinks olympic medals make Angle a great professional wrestler. :lol:

 

But Chris Benoit is a world class 5* wrestler. Who gives a sweet goddamn. He just isn't the right piece of the puzzle; therefore, he won't be champion.

What is this "right piece of the puzzle."

 

Yeah, he can't tell jokes about molesting cruiserweights, so he's not worthy of a world title.

 

Only dumbasses like you and Vince McMahon can't see how marketable Benoit could be.

 

He knows it...and you little asses care more about it then he does.

Do you know Benoit? Have you talked to him lately? How would you know?

Are you a fucking troll?

 

A WWE groupie? Seriously??

 

Mark my words, Benoit would not draw a fucking dime right now. They're best bets are Lesnar, Angle, Eddie and Cena. And even those guys can't be guaranteed to draw because the business is so stale, much like your tired Benoit arguments.

 

Go wait outside his hotel and offer fellatio.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I hope he's an elaborate troll sontrolled by Chris Coey or someone of that irk just to humor themselves. He really can't be this obsessesed with Chris Benoit. Its just seems too forced...and so pathetic.

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Banky hit the nail right on the head. WWE folder USED to be the one I posted in the most, by far. I probably post in there once a week now. 3-5 of the same damn topics with the same damn people bitching about the same god damned things.

Same here, but I now it is mostly Movies/TV thread.

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Are you a fucking troll?

No, just a wrestling fan with a brain. Benoit is a better wrestler than Angle.

 

A WWE groupie? Seriously??

Uh, that would imply that I *like* WWE.

 

Mark my words, Benoit would not draw a fucking dime right now. They're best bets are Lesnar, Angle, Eddie and Cena.

What evidence do you have that Benoit wouldn't draw a dime?

 

Your boy Angle doesn't draw anything either, you know. Remember that Iron Man that got a 2.9? Yeah.

 

And even those guys can't be guaranteed to draw because the business is so stale, much like your tired Benoit arguments.

I'll keep up my "tired Benoit arguments" as long as people think he's a better wrestler than Kurt "most overrated wrestler in the world" Angle.

 

I hope he's an elaborate troll sontrolled by Chris Coey or someone of that irk just to humor themselves.

Damn, you've discovered my secret. This is Chris Coey speaking. You're all a bunch of goons I say~!

 

He really can't be this obsessesed with Chris Benoit. Its just seems too forced...and so pathetic.

I'm more obsessed with Kawada or Austin, actually. They're both miles ahead of Angle too.

 

I believe my new goal in life should be to destroy the myth that Angle is a super elite all-time great wrestler.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Are you a fucking troll?

No, just a wrestling fan with a brain.

 

Thats actually pretty fucking funny.

Guest The Old Me
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I believe my new goal in life should be to destroy the myth that Angle is a super elite all-time great wrestler.

That's funnier.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I believe my new goal in life should be to destroy the myth that Angle is a super elite all-time great wrestler.

That's funnier.

He doesn't want a wife and a family, doesn't want a good job, he doesn't want world peace BUT he wants THIS. Whatta guy, 'gotta respect his tastes. And no folks, this guy is NOT a mark.

Guest The Old Me
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I believe my new goal in life should be to destroy the myth that Angle is a super elite all-time great wrestler.

That's funnier.

He doesn't want a wife and a family, doesn't want a good job, he doesn't want world peace BUT he wants THIS. Whatta guy, 'gotta respect his tastes. And no folks, this guy is NOT a mark.

Nope not at all.

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I think I'm going to no-sell this topic now, just like Angle no-sells in his matches. :headbang:

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I think I'm going to no-sell this topic now, just like Angle no-sells in his matches. :headbang:

That is by far the lamest thing I have ever heard on a wrestling message board....and that covers a lot of ground.

Guest The Old Me
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I think I'm going to no-sell this topic now, just like Angle no-sells in his matches. :headbang:

I think I'm going to search for Chris Benoits nail clipping on e-bay, like Ray does every night for hours.

 

OMG, BURN~

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I think I'm going to no-sell this topic now, just like Angle no-sells in his matches.  :headbang:

That is by far the lamest thing I have ever heard on a wrestling message board....and that covers a lot of ground.

Lamer than Angle's promos? I don't think so.

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I think I'm going to no-sell this topic now, just like Angle no-sells in his matches.  :headbang:

I think I'm going to search for Chris Benoits nail clipping on e-bay, like Ray does every night for hours.

 

OMG, BURN~

I already have those. I'm currently searching for his used toothbrushes.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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FBP stands for French Braided Pubes.

Guest The Old Me
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Right NOW:

 

Ray is masterbating to pictures of Benoit with his fucking Mullett.

Guest Goodear
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....God should unleash the flood waters

 

Dames, save mankind and ban them all. They're eventually going to pro-create...we don't need our society to get any more ridiculous.

If the World was the WWE folder, then the No Holds Barred Folder would be where he stopped to take a shit on the eighth fucking day.

 

Jesus fucking Christ, this is the same shit you say everytime you change your name Banky. Let's not fucking pretend that this folder is somehow the bastion of intelligent thought or some such nonsense. All it is you saying the same shit you've been saying for months now and then The New Me and chave suck you off for the next two days.

 

You love UGS so fucking much go post there all damn day, we would all be better off. But ... oh right, if you didn't post here no one would know who the fuck you are.

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