UGS OWNS The Dames

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

C'mon buddy, stand up for yourself. Get your allies, Tom and Marney....c'mon, we'll take all of you on.

[Guest The Old Me]

2 out of 2 agree, so it must be true.

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Stands with pirate sword in hand, awaiting Dames' arrival.:::

[Nighthawk 0]

I beat Dames in a rap off, no matter what he says.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

:::Stands with <expletive deleted> in hand, awaiting Dames' arrival.:::

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Just bring it on, we'll take on the whole TSM. And when they ban us to stop the beating, we'll know we've won the battle. So c'mon.

 

Rap us a new one, Dames.

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Becomes black:::

 

Do it again, Murda! Holla!

[The Dames 0]

I don't need they're help and you know it.

 

I'll take you ALL on, bitches.

 

Dames

[justsoyouknow 0]

Talk is cheap, just like your mom.

 

Bring it.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I beat Dames in a rap off, no matter what he says.

Dames is about as articulate as Ja Rule.

 

 

Its Murrrrrdah

 

 

Holllla

 

 

RAP DAMES RAP

[Guest The Old Me]

That's fightin' words right there.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I don't need they're help and you know it.

 

I'll take you ALL on, bitches.

 

Dames

You better get some help, we're 5 seconds away from giving you an airtight.

[The Dames 0]

I beat Dames in a rap off, no matter what he says.

Dames is about as articulate as Ja Rule.

How DARE you.

 

I demand you go first. Go on...let me see what you got.

 

That'll let me know how many of the guns I got to bring out.

 

Dames

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I beat Dames in a rap off, no matter what he says.

Dames is about as articulate as Ja Rule.

How DARE you.

 

I demand you go first. Go on...let me see what you got.

 

That'll let me know how many of the guns I got to bring out.

 

Dames

Oh, you could beat me at a "rap off" but at a flaming battle, I'll glady continue this all night.

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Backs away with the rest of the UGS, snapping fingers:::

 

:::Dames and Banky circle each other:::

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Is Michael Joel Benoit gonna jump in? C'mon buddy, put on your cock ring and hang with the big boys.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

:::Drinks some liquid courage:::

[Guest The Old Me]

So this boy Dames got this board, The Smart Marks

20 bucks says all the posters look like aardvarks

He wants us to come out swingin'

mother fucker won't even hear the bells be ringin'

when it's over the whole world can come to UGS and see

why the cyber sluts are an orgasm and TSM is just like burnin' when you pee.

 

Peace out.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Michael Joel Benoit left, he was scared. Typical TSM member.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'd rather have the drip than post at TSM. Very good TNM.

[Guest The Old Me]

I feel a 2 page rap comin from Dames!!

[justsoyouknow 0]

Fuck this, I'll start.

 

There's this boy here lurking

And his name is Dames

Should stop jerkin off,

Cuz he's gettin called names

He's the man in charge and he runs this dump

His last girl told me he's a two-pump chump

But that's alright, cuz he deserves respect

Ask the TSM Writers, he signs their checks

Wait, what's that?

He doesn't pay dick?

The fucks up with that? Makes me sick.

"Write for my site, you'll get a lot of ass.

I'd love to help you out, but I ain't got cash."

That's fucking ironic, that the man in charge

Likes it in the ass like he lives behind bars

Go to NHB, and you get in his face,

Doesn't throw a punch, just gets out his mace.

Spraying like a bitch who's getting raped,

Dames is a bitch who made a mistake.

Banky is the boss,

Chief Underground Slut,

Dames is just a bitch

That likes it in the BUTT.

 

:::Crew backing me up shouts "OHHHHHHH! When appropriate:::

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I feel a 2 page rap comin from Dames!!

I am about to fall asleep here, but I'll let Dames "burn us". Its funny, this guy actually thinks he is Q-Tip and shit....its only going to be embarrassing, rap lyrics are fucking goofy without hearing their actual flow. Thats why they are lame on the internet. I just wanted to humiliate and own him in a battle of the wits.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Fuck this, I'll start.

 

There's this boy here lurking

And his name is Dames

Should stop jerkin off,

Cuz he's gettin called names

He's the man in charge and he runs this dump

His last girl told me he's a two-pump chump

But that's alright, cuz he deserves respect

Ask the TSM Writers, he signs their checks

Wait, what's that?

He doesn't pay dick?

The fucks up with that? Makes me sick.

"Write for my site, you'll get a lot of ass.

I'd love to help you out, but I ain't got cash."

That's fucking ironic, that the man in charge

Likes it in the ass like he lives behind bars

Go to NHB, and you get in his face,

Doesn't throw a punch, just gets out his mace.

Spraying like a bitch who's getting raped,

Dames is a bitch who made a mistake.

Banky is the boss,

Chief Underground Slut,

Dames is just a bitch

That likes it in the BUTT.

 

:::Crew backing me up shouts "OHHHHHHH! When appropriate:::

ohhhhh.....c'mon, where's Dames rebuttal. Its taking him long enough to write this shit.

[Guest The Old Me]

This better be good.

[Nighthawk 0]

Professor Murda in this muthafucka

 

I'm the professor emeritus

and I be takin care a this

bitch named Damian

he'll never be the same again

I'll probe his ass like an alien

I'm nailing in his coffin

then I'm gonna be doffin'

my cap, and it's like that

I violate his ass with a baseball bat

flat on his back, he's short and fat

it's 2 oclock... do you know where the Dames is at?

at my house (doin what?) suckin my cock

he's a crock like Betty

and I'm making him sweaty

cause I'm cruising like Eddie

and he's stuck in traffic

always gettin his ass kicked

made him my bitch and he's a bastid

 

BEEYOTCH!

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::High fives other UGS members:::

 

Whatchu got, Dames? Huh?

[Guest The Old Me]

He better reply soon, the numbers are destroying him.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Professor Murda in this muthafucka

 

I'm the professor emeritus

and I be takin care a this

bitch named Damian

he'll never be the same again

I'll probe his ass like an alien

I'm nailing in his coffin

then I'm gonna be doffin'

my cap, and it's like that

I violate his ass with a baseball bat

flat on his back, he's short and fat

it's 2 oclock... do you know where the Dames is at?

at my house (doin what?) suckin my cock

he's a crock like Betty

and I'm making him sweaty

cause I'm cruising like Eddie

and he's stuck in traffic

always gettin his ass kicked

made him my bitch and he's a bastid

 

BEEYOTCH!

Wowsaaaa's....Dames is REALLY taking a long time....he must have "rappers block".

[Austin3164life 0]

Heh, I remember when CWM and I began this board. It's nice to see it hasn't completely dropped off the face of the earth.