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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

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Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Hey Dames, I can take you on by myself.

Guest The Old Me
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Hey Dames, I can take you on by myself.

Nobody cares.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Mario, you couldn't beat up a nun.

Guest The Old Me
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Mario, you couldn't beat up a nun.

He'd anal rape one though.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Pfft. He doesn't have the upper body strength to remove a habit.

 

It would be like a half-cooked Smoky Link batting helplessly against the cloth until the nun gets bored and says a few rosaries out of pity.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Now you have all done it.

 

::Hacks into board to trace IPs, and addresses. Finds all required info, and gets out Vaseline and copy hardcover of "Mein Kampf"::

 

I would attack a nun, for reasons that don't have to do with sodomy.

Guest The Old Me
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::Hacks into board to trace IPs, and addresses. Finds all required info, and gets out Vaseline and copy hardcover of "Mein Kampf"::

Tell me in detail, what you plan on doing with all that.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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"Mein Kampf" gives me a deadly erection. I was fainted while reading it.

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Mario, you're simply trying too hard to be sick and twisted and evil. If it can't come naturally, then don't force it. Admit that you simply aren't evil and go pet bunny wabbits in a field or something. Leave the evilness to those of us who truly are evil.

Guest The Old Me
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Mario, you're simply trying too hard to be sick and twisted and evil. If it can't come naturally, then don't force it. Admit that you simply aren't evil and go pet bunny wabbits in a field or something. Leave the evilness to those of us who truly are evil.

I agree. I mean, "mein kampf"? Dude, I'm not a jew.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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I agree. I mean, "mein kampf"? Dude, I'm not a jew.

You don't need to be a Jew for me to torment you. I just get huge erections whenever I read it.

 

Mario, you're simply trying too hard to be sick and twisted and evil.  If it can't come naturally, then don't force it.  Admit that you simply aren't evil and go pet bunny wabbits in a field or something.  Leave the evilness to those of us who truly are evil.

My persona on the internet is just like my real life persona (well, except for the rapes)!

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