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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I fucking hate you.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted
craig3.jpg

 

I am the ugliest chick ever.

Oh that close-to-nipple-rubbing and those kissing lips will make all dem young sailors SPRUNG~ for such a fine little Betty Booper like yourself, don't'cha know! *snort snorkle*

 

Get some friend of yours stumbling drunk and they might... just might... possibly go for that.

 

But not likely.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted

that woman in the picture seems to have a...bulge.

 

in all seriousness, you deserve every drop of bile that's going to be spewn at you.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

......After Six months I'm joining the Mole hate.

 

 

::vomits in my soup::

Guest stardust
Posted

Mole, you really should wear a longer dress.

 

Or maybe you should've posted this in the cock shots thread.

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Uh, that's not your manhood hanging out there, is it?

Why the FUCK are you looking, Tim?

Guest The Old Me
Posted
I'd fuck you. I am not even joking

Line of the night.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

I Wanna know who the fag is checking out the rear...

 

(Doesn't want GAY comments)

Posted
that woman in the picture seems to have a...bulge.

 

in all seriousness, you deserve every drop of bile that's going to be spewn at you.

Ha it's Halloween, so I don't care.

 

That was the bottom of my shorts. Sorry, no bulge. I had to top last year, which I did.

Guest stardust
Posted
That was the bottom of my shorts. Sorry, no bulge. I had to top last year, which I did.

That so does not look like the bottom of a pair of shorts. But if you say it is...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Mole is beautiful, in every single way...words can't bring him down, no no no.

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That was the bottom of my shorts. Sorry, no bulge. I had to top last year, which I did.

That so does not look like the bottom of a pair of shorts. But if you say it is...

It might be my balls, but oh well.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
i look better than that in drag

Unfortunately, so do I! I wouldn't fuck you, but I'd nail you with a clothesline from Hell, just to shut you up.

Posted
I Wanna know who the fag is checking out the rear...

 

(Doesn't want GAY comments)

I think that's a girl sitting in the chair behind him. Either that or a really skinny guy.

Yeah, that was my friend Jessica.

Guest One Trick Pony
Posted

It looks more like a Carlos than a Jessica at quick glance. I don't think it looks like shorts either, it looks like 7 on the cameltoe scale.

Guest HumanJukebox
Posted
craig3.jpg

 

I am the ugliest chick ever.

I met her in a club down in old soho

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola

C-o-l-a cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola

L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

 

Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy

But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand

Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

 

Well we drank champagne and danced all night

Under electric candlelight

She picked me up and sat me on her knee

And said dear boy won’t you come home with me

Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy

But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola

Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

 

I pushed her away

I walked to the door

I fell to the floor

I got down on my knees

Then I looked at her and she at me

 

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay

And I always want it to be that way for my lola

Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola

Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

 

Well I left home just a week before

And I’d never ever kissed a woman before

But lola smiled and took me by the hand

And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

 

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man

But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man

And so is lola

Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

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