Mole 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I am the ugliest chick ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I fucking hate you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 Uh, that's not your manhood hanging out there, is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted November 4, 2003 Oh for fucks sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I am the ugliest chick ever. Oh that close-to-nipple-rubbing and those kissing lips will make all dem young sailors SPRUNG~ for such a fine little Betty Booper like yourself, don't'cha know! *snort snorkle* Get some friend of yours stumbling drunk and they might... just might... possibly go for that. But not likely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted November 4, 2003 that woman in the picture seems to have a...bulge. in all seriousness, you deserve every drop of bile that's going to be spewn at you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted November 4, 2003 ......After Six months I'm joining the Mole hate. ::vomits in my soup:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted November 4, 2003 Mole, you really should wear a longer dress. Or maybe you should've posted this in the cock shots thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 4, 2003 Uh, that's not your manhood hanging out there, is it? Why the FUCK are you looking, Tim? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I'd fuck you. I am not even joking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I'd fuck you. I am not even joking Line of the night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 OMG, its Chris Elliot in drag! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I Wanna know who the fag is checking out the rear... (Doesn't want GAY comments) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I've seen worse. But at least the dress is nice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted November 4, 2003 This thread is an abortion.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 that woman in the picture seems to have a...bulge. in all seriousness, you deserve every drop of bile that's going to be spewn at you. Ha it's Halloween, so I don't care. That was the bottom of my shorts. Sorry, no bulge. I had to top last year, which I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted November 4, 2003 Sorry, no bulge. Yeah, kinda figured. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 Nice legs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted November 4, 2003 That was the bottom of my shorts. Sorry, no bulge. I had to top last year, which I did. That so does not look like the bottom of a pair of shorts. But if you say it is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 4, 2003 DEAR GOD I'M BLIND! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 This thread is an abortion.... I don't know........even an abortion can have some sort of redeeming values. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I Wanna know who the fag is checking out the rear... (Doesn't want GAY comments) I think that's a girl sitting in the chair behind him. Either that or a really skinny guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 4, 2003 Mole is beautiful, in every single way...words can't bring him down, no no no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted November 4, 2003 i look better than that in drag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 That was the bottom of my shorts. Sorry, no bulge. I had to top last year, which I did. That so does not look like the bottom of a pair of shorts. But if you say it is... It might be my balls, but oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 4, 2003 i look better than that in drag Unfortunately, so do I! I wouldn't fuck you, but I'd nail you with a clothesline from Hell, just to shut you up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 [guy mode] I'd hit it [/guy mode] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2003 I Wanna know who the fag is checking out the rear... (Doesn't want GAY comments) I think that's a girl sitting in the chair behind him. Either that or a really skinny guy. Yeah, that was my friend Jessica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Trick Pony Report post Posted November 5, 2003 It looks more like a Carlos than a Jessica at quick glance. I don't think it looks like shorts either, it looks like 7 on the cameltoe scale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HumanJukebox Report post Posted November 6, 2003 I am the ugliest chick ever. I met her in a club down in old soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola C-o-l-a cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy won’t you come home with me Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that’s the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well I left home just a week before And I’d never ever kissed a woman before But lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man And so is lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
