Smarks EZBoard alumni roll call

[treble 0]

I joined the EZBoard about 6 weeks or so before the switch.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

OMG, can I touch you?!

 

 

Pffft.

 

UGS = gPc wannabees

Are those the same friends you stabbed in the back and left high and dry at WDI? Oh yea, I remember them.

[Damaramu 0]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

[Guest The Old Me]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I know which one it is.

[Damaramu 0]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I know which one it is.

SHHHHHHH......let everyone guess.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I've been around longer than your fat ass.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

I always used this name, and...fuck.

 

I don't know exactly WHEN I joined the old EZBoard, but I do believe it was a few months before Witty Banter...because I think I remember him showing up, then a bunch of stuff happening, then the board exploded.

 

I think I remember Witty because I thought his name was neat and he had Homer in his avatar or sig, or something. But I could be wrong.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Are those the same friends you stabbed in the back and left high and dry at WDI? Oh yea, I remember them.

 

Well, considering Hoff, Stevie, Josh and I are all on perfectly good terms...it looks like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

There's a shocker.

[Damaramu 0]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I've been around longer than your fat ass.

Since 2000? I don't remember you.

And I can't be the saddest man alive........Mario Logan still exists.

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

I joined during the Rantsylvania days before it became theSmarks in 2001 and lurk for a couple of months before finally posting shortly after WM 17.

 

Obviously, the same name as before.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Are those the same friends you stabbed in the back and left high and dry at WDI? Oh yea, I remember them.

 

Well, considering Hoff, Stevie, Josh and I are all on perfectly good terms...it looks like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

There's a shocker.

Oh Jesus Dave, you're so fucking predictable, you're losing your marbles old man.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I've been around longer than your fat ass.

Since 2000? I don't remember you.

And I can't be the saddest man alive........Mario Logan still exists.

I was Jason Lee....if you remember.

[Guest The Old Me]

Are those the same friends you stabbed in the back and left high and dry at WDI? Oh yea, I remember them.

 

Well, considering Hoff, Stevie, Josh and I are all on perfectly good terms...it looks like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

There's a shocker.

Oh Jesus Dave, you're so fucking predictable, you're losing your marbles old man.

Shhh...he'll fall off the wagon again!!!!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Are those the same friends you stabbed in the back and left high and dry at WDI? Oh yea, I remember them.

 

Well, considering Hoff, Stevie, Josh and I are all on perfectly good terms...it looks like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

There's a shocker.

Oh Jesus Dave, you're so fucking predictable, you're losing your marbles old man.

Shhh...he'll fall off the wagon again!!!!

But no, he's a straight edge. C'mon, them fingers aren't working as fast as they used to, Dave? C'mon, how big of a dick am I? Tell me how I don't know shit.

[Guest The Old Me]

Are those the same friends you stabbed in the back and left high and dry at WDI? Oh yea, I remember them.

 

Well, considering Hoff, Stevie, Josh and I are all on perfectly good terms...it looks like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

There's a shocker.

Oh Jesus Dave, you're so fucking predictable, you're losing your marbles old man.

Shhh...he'll fall off the wagon again!!!!

But no, he's a straight edge. C'mon, them fingers aren't working as fast as they used to, Dave? C'mon, how big of a dick am I? Tell me how I don't know shit.

He's hittin the crack pipe I say!! Leave him alone!!!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Thats why he kicked WDI off his server, so he could save money for crack.

[Guest The Old Me]

Thats why he kicked WDI off his server, so he could save money for crack.

And crackwhores...get it right.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Thats why he kicked WDI off his server, so he could save money for crack.

And crackwhores...get it right.

mmmmmm, crackwhores. Gotta love 'em.

[Damaramu 0]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I've been around longer than your fat ass.

Since 2000? I don't remember you.

And I can't be the saddest man alive........Mario Logan still exists.

I was Jason Lee....if you remember.

I do remember that now. And I remember when you registered. I also remember BPS and Tony149 registering to.

[Guest The Old Me]

Thats why he kicked WDI off his server, so he could save money for crack.

And crackwhores...get it right.

mmmmmm, crackwhores. Gotta love 'em.

Man, he must be typing a druggie manifesto or something!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I've been around longer than your fat ass.

Since 2000? I don't remember you.

And I can't be the saddest man alive........Mario Logan still exists.

I was Jason Lee....if you remember.

I do remember that now. And I remember when you registered. I also remember BPS and Tony149 registering to.

Jason Lee owned.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Thats why he kicked WDI off his server, so he could save money for crack.

And crackwhores...get it right.

mmmmmm, crackwhores. Gotta love 'em.

Man, he must be typing a druggie manifesto or something!

Cut it out, degenerate. Gotts have respect for them old folkds, know whatta mean?

[Damaramu 0]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I've been around longer than your fat ass.

Since 2000? I don't remember you.

And I can't be the saddest man alive........Mario Logan still exists.

I was Jason Lee....if you remember.

I do remember that now. And I remember when you registered. I also remember BPS and Tony149 registering to.

Jason Lee owned.

Yeah I remember because i had just seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike back and I was like "It's fucking Brody dude!"

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've been around longer than almost all of you...so that either makes me the motherfucking man....or the saddest person alive. I'll go with a mix of both.

I've been around longer than your fat ass.

Since 2000? I don't remember you.

And I can't be the saddest man alive........Mario Logan still exists.

I was Jason Lee....if you remember.

I do remember that now. And I remember when you registered. I also remember BPS and Tony149 registering to.

Jason Lee owned.

Yeah I remember because i had just seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike back and I was like "It's fucking Brody dude!"

Fuckin' eh, Brodie Bruce. He owned.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I wonder if Always Pissed Off is actually always pissed off?

[Guest The Old Me]

I wonder if Always Pissed Off is actually always pissed off?

Nah. TTK should be Always Coked Out.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Oh Jesus Dave, you're so fucking predictable, you're losing your marbles old man. 

 

Shhh...he'll fall off the wagon again!!!! 

 

But no, he's a straight edge. C'mon, them fingers aren't working as fast as they used to, Dave? C'mon, how big of a dick am I? Tell me how I don't know shit. 

 

He's hittin the crack pipe I say!! Leave him alone!!!

 

I'm proud to be in recovery, so if making jokes about addiction are supposed to bother me, you'll have to try harder than that. A lot harder. If I wasn't okay with the fact that I am in recovery, I never would have told anybody about it.

 

As far as me telling you you're a dick Banky...what's the point? You know you're a dick, you're trying to be a dick, and the sad thing is, you're not even really all that good at that.

 

Jubuki, now THERE was a guy who knew how to get under people's skin and piss them off. You're about half a step above The Game...you don't stalk people or talk about your gay sex, but you do the same old boring shit over and over again trying to get attention and a rise out of people. You've admitted it, so why should I get into a big thing with you? Been there, done that, and it was boring. As I recall, the best you could come up with is: "You're old, you're a bad social worker." And now you've added "You're an addict" to your arsenal.

 

Ooooh. What was your first clue, the giant neon banner in my sig?

 

You're a one trick pony, and the one trick you have isn't even all that amusing.

 

All I said was that you don't know what you're talking about when you said that I stabbed Josh, Stevie, and Hoff in the back. And you don't.

 

No big thing.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dave, is that what you'd like to think? That they're cool with you? It happens about once every 6 months that you flake out and come back 2 months later proclaiming to love everybody. Face it man, you're a joke. You're so pathetic you have to BUY friends on the internet by giving them a free server. But then, when things don't go your way, you cop out like a petty little bitch. But you'll come back, y'always do. And now, humility, you're posting at CJ's board, the one guy who hates you more than yourself.

 

I've never said you're a bad social worker, I've simply contended that you're a disgusting person. If I am doing this when I am over 30, please, shoot me in the head. if I am running a dmaned e-fed, please, shoot me in the head. And if I try and act high and mighty over everyone else on the internet because I am supporting college kids 10 years younger with a free server...please kill me.

 

You'vre always been a crust old prick, but now people are actually starting to admit. You say they're your friends, and you copped out like a little bitch. Witty was 100% correct about you...no doubt.

[Nighthawk 0]

I talk about my gay sex, so does that make me better than the Bankster?

[Guest The Old Me]

Whoa, this TTK is a 30 year old social worker? And Banky must be doing a pretty good job, TTK, for you to be all on the defense with 5 paragraphs and shit. Go smoke a bowl and chill out.