Don't mess with Batman, fools...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Rico you are so Yuna Firerose, its not even funny.

[Art Sandusky 0]

And here I thought Zsasz was my age or older. Guess the methods of "revenge" make more sense now, as does why he'd want revenge for such stupid stuff in the first place.

Hey, I think having all my enthusiasm ripped from me like so much yak meat for something I once gave a damn about worthy of a little payback.

But... it's just the school paper. Now then, if you were a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Rico you are so Yuna Firerose, its not even funny.

 

Sorry, I am not who you think I am.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

1. Her general attitude towards everyone has always been one of supreme arrogance and self-rightousness...

Sounds typical.

 

Long story short -- my adviser made me her "attack dog" for administrators that she didn't like. And of course I was the only person on our staff to do any actual news.

 

She was also of a different political persuasion than I, and whenever I wanted to write an opinion piece she would always not publish it because it was "too one-sided" (wtf?) yet my one buddy that had the year of the Bolshevik Revolution for an ATM code always had his stuff go through.

 

I look back on it all and laugh, as I'm sure you will. One highlight for me was when she nearly burst into tears when she thought a camera wouldn’t work. Also, whenever she would ask me if a person was “black” (DON’T ASK) she would lower her voice.

 

Burning bridges ROCKS...

[Guest The Old Me]

Rico you are so Yuna Firerose, its not even funny.

 

Sorry, I am not who you think I am.

Oh, you're a slippery one Rico. You'll be found out soon enough.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Did the Riddler rip your pants?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

She was also of a different political persuasion than I, and whenever I wanted to write an opinion piece she would always not publish it because it was "too one-sided" (wtf?) yet my one buddy that had the year of the Bolshevik Revolution for an ATM code always had his stuff go through.

Mine is less lefty, and more... retarded. I handed in a MOVIE REVIEW and she felt it had too many opinions.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Serves her right for being a bitch...hope ya don't get caught though and bonus points for using Bats

[Guest HumanJukebox]

HarleyQuinn

Come sit with a total stranger.

Now's the time to vent your anger

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Do you get off casting hexes.

Assuming forms of either sexes

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused hanging on by the skin of my teeth

While you're raping my mind?

Do you feel misunderstood?

You feel strange, but you knock on wood.

Are you a boy or a girl?

You come to grips with what you know

And boosted ratings for the daytime shows.

Now you're on top of the world.

I'm a fan so don't dismiss me.

America is armed and listening

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused falling head over heals for a star

While you feed me a line?

'Cause I feel misunderstood.

I feel strange but I'm not so sure.

Are you a boy or a girl?

[Guest The Old Me]

HarleyQuinn

Come sit with a total stranger.

Now's the time to vent your anger

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Do you get off casting hexes.

Assuming forms of either sexes

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused hanging on by the skin of my teeth

While you're raping my mind?

Do you feel misunderstood?

You feel strange, but you knock on wood.

Are you a boy or a girl?

You come to grips with what you know

And boosted ratings for the daytime shows.

Now you're on top of the world.

I'm a fan so don't dismiss me.

America is armed and listening

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused falling head over heals for a star

While you feed me a line?

'Cause I feel misunderstood.

I feel strange but I'm not so sure.

Are you a boy or a girl?

That was almost funny.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yeah, HarleyQuinn is a bit ambiguous. Here's what I've deduced:

 

It's a guy with a feminine user name, graphically represented by some female cartoon character. Actually, this feminine user name came to be when his previous name, DawnBTVS, was making people think he was a girl. Hmmmmmmm.

[Anakin Flair 0]

 

She was also of a different political persuasion than I, and whenever I wanted to write an opinion piece she would always not publish it because it was "too one-sided" (wtf?) yet my one buddy that had the year of the Bolshevik Revolution for an ATM code always had his stuff go through.

Mine is less lefty, and more... retarded. I handed in a MOVIE REVIEW and she felt it had too many opinions.

Heh, I had that happen on my school nespaper. I turned in a favorable review for Enemy of the State, and my editor told me I me I had to put in some negatives about the movie as well. So I said the movie was very loud

 

And I never had too many problem on my newspaper, for one very simple reason: I made myself indespensible to the faculty advisor. I was there all four years of high school, and for 3 years I WAS the editorial page. I was a desktop designer, so I laid out the paper. On a few occasions, when needed, I filled the Desktop Design Editor slot. I wrote article when needed, adn the last two years almost every one of my ideas went through. If they weren't approved outright by my editor, I'd put them in the page and go over the editors head. Hell, I pretty much RAN the place.

 

Good times...

[Guest Nacho Nixon]

Then I changed the password on their computer (the new one is "ishallbecomeabat"), then I took all the soda in their mini-fridge opened them and put them back unopened so they're all flat. And just to freak them out I hung their picture upside down and taped a piece of loose-leaf with the Bat-Symbol on it on the wall behind it. AND taped a piece of loose leaf with the Bat-Symbol onto her locker.

This project seems more along the lines of Professor Chaos than Batman.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Then I changed the password on their computer (the new one is "ishallbecomeabat"), then I took all the soda in their mini-fridge opened them and put them back unopened so they're all flat. And just to freak them out I hung their picture upside down and taped a piece of loose-leaf with the Bat-Symbol on it on the wall behind it. AND taped a piece of loose leaf with the Bat-Symbol onto her locker.

This project seems more along the lines of Professor Chaos than Batman.

The other stuff maybe, but making a minute change and putting the Bat-Symbol behind it so that when she noticed it and corrected she'd know who did it... that's psychological warfare on another level.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

1) I thought you were in your early twenties as well.

 

2) Your little blurb in the signature about Angle is pretty harsh.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

1) I thought you were in your early twenties as well.

 

2) Your little blurb in the signature about Angle is pretty harsh.

The blurb in my sig is partially ironic for reasons that can be found in the No Mercy 2003 thread.

 

Basically it's a parody of what SKieth said after UT beat Angle at Fully Loaded 2000.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

1) I thought you were in your early twenties as well.

 

2) Your little blurb in the signature about Angle is pretty harsh.

The blurb in my sig is partially ironic for reasons that can be found in the No Mercy 2003 thread.

 

Basically it's a parody of what SKieth said after UT beat Angle at Fully Loaded 2000.

Yeah, the first thing that came to my mind was the Fully Loaded thing which I thought I had forgotten.

 

I just have two more questions:

 

What grade are you in, and is writing for the paper really that important for you to risk probable suspension?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

1) I thought you were in your early twenties as well.

 

2) Your little blurb in the signature about Angle is pretty harsh.

The blurb in my sig is partially ironic for reasons that can be found in the No Mercy 2003 thread.

 

Basically it's a parody of what SKieth said after UT beat Angle at Fully Loaded 2000.

Yeah, the first thing that came to my mind was the Fully Loaded thing which I thought I had forgotten.

 

I just have two more questions:

 

What grade are you in, and is writing for the paper really that important for you to risk probable suspension?

11th

 

Oh and they told Student Services and they said if no one saw anything they couldn't do anything. And no know there knows I like Batman. Keep in mind that OUR SCHOOL PRESIDENT broke our Drama Club's set before a show as a joke and you get a great picture about our School Admin.

[Nighthawk 0]

Then I changed the password on their computer (the new one is "ishallbecomeabat"), then I took all the soda in their mini-fridge opened them and put them back unopened so they're all flat. And just to freak them out I hung their picture upside down and taped a piece of loose-leaf with the Bat-Symbol on it on the wall behind it. AND taped a piece of loose leaf with the Bat-Symbol onto her locker.

This project seems more along the lines of Professor Chaos than Batman.

The other stuff maybe, but making a minute change and putting the Bat-Symbol behind it so that when she noticed it and corrected she'd know who did it... that's psychological warfare on another level.

Well... it was in a movie.