I want a Fletch Jersey for my Birthday

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Someone buy one for me. I'll love you forever.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Do you have the afro wig to go with it?

[Slayer 0]

Don't forget the 1985 Converse basketball shoes too

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I can get an afro, but if any of you have a lot of money, purchase the jersey for me.

 

Thank you.

[Guest The Old Me]

I want one too.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I want one too.

But I want one more. I am a bigger fan.

[Nighthawk 0]

I want three.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I want three.

Then give me one of yours.

[Slayer 0]

I want three.

Then give me one of yours.

But then he'll only have two

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm assuming you want the Lakers one, but what if I got you, oh, an Anaheim Mighty Ducks Fletch jersey? Would you accept it?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm assuming you want the Lakers one, but what if I got you, oh, an Anaheim Mighty Ducks Fletch jersey? Would you accept it?

No, you could keep that one.

 

Oh, and it has to be a Laker's throwback circa 1985. Yellow. Number 99 with Fletch along the back.

 

Do it. I am desperate.

[Guest HumanJukebox]

Someone buy one for me. I'll love you forever.

When I was small I believed in santa claus

Though I knew it was my dad

And I would hang up my stocking at christmas

Open my presents and I’d be glad

 

But the last time I played father christmas

I stood outside a department store

A gang of kids came over and mugged me

And knocked my reindeer to the floor

 

They said:

Father christmas, give us some money

Don’t mess around with those silly toys.

We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over

We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed

Give all the toys to the little rich boys

 

Don’t give my brother a steve austin outfit

Don’t give my sister a cuddly toy

We don’t want a jigsaw or monopoly money

We only want the real mccoy

 

Father christmas, give us some money

We’ll beat you up if you make us annoyed

Father christmas, give us some money

Don’t mess around with those silly toys

 

But give my daddy a job ’cause he needs one

He’s got lots of mouths to feed

But if you’ve got one, I’ll have a machine gun

So I can scare all the kids down the street

 

Father christmas, give us some money

We got no time for your silly toys

We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over

Give all the toys to the little rich boys

 

Have yourself a merry merry christmas

Have yourself a good time

But remember the kids who got nothin’

While you’re drinkin’ down your wine

 

Father christmas, give us some money

We got no time for your silly toys

We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over

We want your bread, so don’t make us annoyed

Give all the toys to the little rich boys

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You are so gay.

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm drunnnkkk!! See, I put lot's of "n" and "k" in there so you could really tell. Yeah.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm drunk and I beat the truth out of my girlfriend....she bought me the jersey!!! But I don't get it until ym birthday, but whateva.

 

I'm ecstatic. Clsoe this thread.

[Guest The Old Me]

The man said, close it!!!!!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

The man said, close it!!!!!

I am the luckiest man in the world.

[Guest The Old Me]

The man said, close it!!!!!

I am the luckiest man in the world.

That's a pretty good woman you got there...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Jukebox should've done the lyrics to "You Can't Always Get What You Want" thus being funny for the first time in his career.

[razazteca 0]

I'm drunk and I beat the truth out of my girlfriend....she bought me the jersey!!! But I don't get it until ym birthday, but whateva.

 

I'm ecstatic. Clsoe this thread.

Is she a Southern Belle?

[1234-5678 0]

I'm drunk and I beat the truth out of my girlfriend....she bought me the jersey!!! But I don't get it until ym birthday, but whateva.

 

I'm ecstatic. Clsoe this thread.

If God abhorred stupidity as much as I did, it would be closed........but alas, look at the world around you. Stupidity flourishes, so carry on lads.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm drunk and I beat the truth out of my girlfriend....she bought me the jersey!!!  But I don't get it until ym birthday, but whateva.

 

I'm ecstatic.  Clsoe this thread.

If God abhorred stupidity as much as I did, it would be closed........but alas, look at the world around you. Stupidity flourishes, so carry on lads.

Sure thing, AxlMorrison.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The man said, close it!!!!!

I am the luckiest man in the world.

Because you have your own personal Ed McMahon? I want me one of THOSE.