Slayer Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 92 - How to charge $45 for a fluff book Chapter 93 - Vince McMahon is still a genius, part LXIX
bradolson Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 FWIW, you can preorder the book for $31.50 w/ free shipping at Amazon: WWE Unscripted
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 94: Why Hillbillies Are Funny
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 95: Why we don't make fun of the Irish.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 96: Kevin Fertig--A Tale Of Lost Potential
Tawren Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 97: Why Fertig As a Generic Hoss is better than Whatever Some Idiots On a Message Board Made Up
Lord of The Curry Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 95: Why we don't make fun of the Irish. Did somebody say...............IRISH?! I'm Irish. And so is this guy. Chapter 98- Steph McMahon: American's Sweethert or Every Man's Fantasty? (Ballot included so the fans can choose.)
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 99 - Promoting the 100th chapter through "classic moments" from previous chapters and guaranteeing special guests.
Lord of The Curry Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Is one of those "special guests" Mae Young, Jimmy Snuka or Billy Graham?
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 100: Ok... we promised guest stars... but they asked for too much money... and there's no Austin... or Bret Hart... and the Diva of the Decade is Trish Stratus even though Sunny was hotter... but she's not hot now so we can't bring her out on stage... and they are really stupid awards that no one really cares about and it was all fixed from the beginning... BUT BAH GAWD WHAT A SPECIAL CHAPTER THIS IS!! *cue Mae Young cameo and HHH showing his ass*
MooreMark Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 101: Why this book won't end.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 102: Since the response to chapter 100 for Diva of the Decade was so great for this special young lady, we've decided to talk about SABLE in this chapter (Featuring Vince McMahon talking about how he fucks her all day long and on TV and gets away with it)... Yes, you, YOU the fans voted so much for her that we decided to give YOU, YOU, YOU what YOU wanted...
TheFranchise Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 91: Bossman was not a part of WCW when David Arquette was champion. .. Er, wrong thread. Best thing i've read today.
Guest PowerPB13 Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 103: Fuck you fans, we think you're all goddamn idiots and we'll book whatever the hell we want because we're the only major organization left, so fuck off, don't watch, see if we care. -Patrick
Tawren Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 104: A look back at Vince's World title win, Shane's hardcore and european titles, Stephanie's world womens title, and how they all teamed up to make sportZ entertainment
TheFranchise Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 105: The Idiots Guide To Pro Wrestling
TheFranchise Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 106: McMahanamania Chapter 107: How to have all McMahon's ME in WMXX.
TheFranchise Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 108: Vince McMahon Vs America. Chapter 109: Vince McMahon Vs The World.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Time to close this book as well.
Guest TheHulkster Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 111: Celebrating the prolific careers of WWE Hall of Famers Arnold Skaaland the Unpredictable Johnny Rodz (and a 1X1 inch picture of some guy named Bruno)
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I SAID STOP POSTING HERE! THE BOOK IS FINISHED~!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Chapter 112: 50 things Vince McMahon is better than. Toast Kittens Marijuana Belgium Lionel Richie Plastic Big Macs Ted Turner The Colour Green Drums Drummers Nudity The Simpsons: Series Eight Synthesizers People Called Tim Metal The Shining Carpets Otters Snow Fences Feces Dumbo Yo Momma Paper WCW Taiwan John Cleese Grass Shane Cancer The Sky Shirts Fingernails Bankywood ECW Llamas Alaska Rocks Christmas Christ KFC Stairs Sega Megadrive NWA:TNA Ketamine The Japanese Baseball Cupboards You
Slayer Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 ^^^ Okay, now end this thread on that concluding chapter
iliketurtles Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Yeah...I'd say this thread qualifies as a classic with that closing chapter.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Yeah...I'd say this thread qualifies as a classic with that closing chapter. Agreed. That last one was great. But if it was between this one and Fertig, which one gets the Classics nomination? I still have to give it to Fertig because while this is hilarious smark rhetoric, it's still just smark rhetoric, and the Fertig thread is just off the wall.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Put a link in this thrad to Fertig, and a link to Fertig in this thread. That way, if one lives on, the other does too
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I think this one was "smarter" because the style reflected content. But Fertig was just straight-up brilliant in it's blatent ripping from film and television to put together a storyline and character deeper than anything in modern-day professional wrestling... all based on a guys name being "Fertig"...
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I think this one was "smarter" because the style reflected content. But Fertig was just straight-up brilliant in it's blatent ripping from film and television to put together a storyline and character deeper than anything in modern-day professional wrestling... all based on a guys name being "Fertig"... And once again, TomKo gets the shaft.
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