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Chapter 95: Why we don't make fun of the Irish.

Did somebody say...............IRISH?!

 

I'm Irish.

 

irish.jpg

 

And so is this guy.

 

Chapter 98- Steph McMahon: American's Sweethert or Every Man's Fantasty? (Ballot included so the fans can choose.)

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Chapter 100: Ok... we promised guest stars... but they asked for too much money... and there's no Austin... or Bret Hart... and the Diva of the Decade is Trish Stratus even though Sunny was hotter... but she's not hot now so we can't bring her out on stage... and they are really stupid awards that no one really cares about and it was all fixed from the beginning... BUT BAH GAWD WHAT A SPECIAL CHAPTER THIS IS!!

 

*cue Mae Young cameo and HHH showing his ass*

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Chapter 102: Since the response to chapter 100 for Diva of the Decade was so great for this special young lady, we've decided to talk about SABLE in this chapter (Featuring Vince McMahon talking about how he fucks her all day long and on TV and gets away with it)... Yes, you, YOU the fans voted so much for her that we decided to give YOU, YOU, YOU what YOU wanted...

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Guest PowerPB13

Chapter 103: Fuck you fans, we think you're all goddamn idiots and we'll book whatever the hell we want because we're the only major organization left, so fuck off, don't watch, see if we care.

 

-Patrick

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Chapter 104: A look back at Vince's World title win, Shane's hardcore and european titles, Stephanie's world womens title, and how they all teamed up to make sportZ entertainment

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Guest TheHulkster

Chapter 111: Celebrating the prolific careers of WWE Hall of Famers Arnold Skaaland the Unpredictable Johnny Rodz (and a 1X1 inch picture of some guy named Bruno)

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Chapter 112: 50 things Vince McMahon is better than.

 

Toast

Kittens

Marijuana

Belgium

Lionel Richie

Plastic

Big Macs

Ted Turner

The Colour Green

Drums

Drummers

Nudity

The Simpsons: Series Eight

Synthesizers

People Called Tim

Metal

The Shining

Carpets

Otters

Snow

Fences

Feces

Dumbo

Yo Momma

Paper

WCW

Taiwan

John Cleese

Grass

Shane

Cancer

The Sky

Shirts

Fingernails

Bankywood

ECW

Llamas

Alaska

Rocks

Christmas

Christ

KFC

Stairs

Sega Megadrive

NWA:TNA

Ketamine

The Japanese

Baseball

Cupboards

You

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Yeah...I'd say this thread qualifies as a classic with that closing chapter.

Agreed. That last one was great. But if it was between this one and Fertig, which one gets the Classics nomination? I still have to give it to Fertig because while this is hilarious smark rhetoric, it's still just smark rhetoric, and the Fertig thread is just off the wall.

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I think this one was "smarter" because the style reflected content. But Fertig was just straight-up brilliant in it's blatent ripping from film and television to put together a storyline and character deeper than anything in modern-day professional wrestling... all based on a guys name being "Fertig"...

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I think this one was "smarter" because the style reflected content. But Fertig was just straight-up brilliant in it's blatent ripping from film and television to put together a storyline and character deeper than anything in modern-day professional wrestling... all based on a guys name being "Fertig"...

And once again, TomKo gets the shaft.

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