The One And Only Raw Thread (11/10/03)

[ChrisMWaters 0]

HAH! He called him Lance Cade again!

[NYU 0]

isnt it GARRISON CADE JR?

Does it honestly matter?

[BorneAgain 0]

So it is it Garrison Gade or Lance Gade, because WWE can't seem to decide.

[iliketurtles 0]

Does Henry have water on him or is he THAT fat?

[AndrewTS 0]

*sighs* Ok Why does Stacy Keibler come out with Scott Steiner when she dont have too?

You mean that "Steiner is Test's servant as well as Stacy being Test's valet" storyline they forgot about already?

[tpww7 0]

I love seeing all those empty yellow seats at Fleet.

[tetsubeav 0]

I think Mark Henry is a messiah. I mean, how else would you explain that angel-wing shaped sweat stain on the back of his tights?

[The Mandarin 0]

Mark Henry is like one of those Maximum Sweat wrestling figures.

 

No playability, massive in size, and every time he does a move, he emits a splash of bodily fluids.

[AndrewTS 0]

Why the hell haven't they said he's a descendant of John Henry, given him a big hammer...oh, nevermind.

 

Hell, it'd be a better gimmick than this, though.

[BorneAgain 0]

*Looks at Henry and realizes he still has three more years left on his contract*

 

Sigh...

[Guest Megatron]

I think Mark Henry is a messiah. I mean, how else would you explain that angel-wing shaped sweat stain on the back of his tights?

No. That's just the only place he couldn't reach when he showered.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Does Henry have water on him or is he THAT fat?

take a guess

[Guest Quik]

*sighs* Ok Why does Stacy Keibler come out with Scott Steiner when she dont have too?

You mean that "Steiner is Test's servant as well as Stacy being Test's valet" storyline they forgot about already?

Wasn't that the one where Test alluded to fucking the shit out of Stacy while Steiner watched? Yeah, we call that "fucking creepy" in the real world. Not "compelling storylines". Dropping it was probably one of the better decisions the creative team has made in the last year.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What is the band on Steiner's arm for? Crash??

 

Hey!! There wasn't a R.I.P. graphic for Crash on this show!!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

What is the band on Steiner's arm for?

Probably where he put his most recent roid needle

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Steiner forgot to do his pushups?

[AndrewTS 0]

On the bright side, Steiner in Here Comes the Pain is like a combination of him in his prime and BPP.

[tpww7 0]

Steiner's armband is to cover needle marks..

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I think Mark Henry is a messiah.  I mean, how else would you explain that angel-wing shaped sweat stain on the back of his tights?

No. That's just the only place he couldn't reach when he showered.

"Ah wash myself with a rag on a stick."

[The Mandarin 0]

What is the band on Steiner's arm for?

It's keeping his left "peak" from leaking.

[Guest Quik]

Y'know, in all seriousness regarding Mizark's sweat stains. It's been a few weeks now. Don't you honestly think they would've realized that white tights don't work on him, and just look fucking gross?

 

It looks like paper after you rub a Filet of Fish on it.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

remember Bubba Dudley, dancinest hardcore champion ever? Yeah you do.

[iliketurtles 0]

"World's Strongest slam"

 

Oh wow.

[Guest Besus]

uh Steiner aint Test servant anymore.

[BorneAgain 0]

"World's Strongest slam"

 

Oh wow.

Clever huh?

[Guest Quik]

remember Bubba Dudley, dancinest hardcore champion ever? Yeah you do.

Remember Bubba Dudley, foil for Triple H?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Yeah, that match sucked balls. Too bad Boston got over the past.

[Guest Choken One]

Raw is Just chair happy tonight

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

remember Bubba Dudley, dancinest hardcore champion ever? Yeah you do.

I had actually blocked that from my memory until you brought it up...thanks a lot.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I still wanna see Bisch forget to dye his hair again one day.