The One And Only Raw Thread (11/10/03)

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Why doesn't Lawler make racist jokes about D-Von?

Storyline wise, technically, isn't D-Von half white anyway?

 

And damn, I forgot all about Goldberg/Batista.

D-von is adapted?

No...DVon's dad was black and Bubba's White mom hooked up...

I thought Big Daddy Dudley was white and he slept with D'von's mom, who was from "south-central Dudleyville".

[Papacita 0]

Why doesn't Lawler make racist jokes about D-Von?

Storyline wise, technically, isn't D-Von half white anyway?

 

And damn, I forgot all about Goldberg/Batista.

D-von is adapted?

From what I remember about ECW, D-Von was conceived when Big Daddy Dudley was messing around on the south side of Dudleyville.

[Guest JRE]

So...they promoted a book rather than use the time to say something about Crash? Or did I miss a Crash thing...?

[The Czech Republic 0]

"Your next Batista"? What happened to the 1st?

Overthrown in the Cuban revolution

[Guest Quik]

Compton-Ass Dudley

[The Czech Republic 0]

So...they promoted a book rather than use the time to say something about Crash? Or did I miss a Crash thing...?

Nary a word

[The Mandarin 0]

So...they promoted a book rather than use the time to say something about Crash?  Or did I miss a Crash thing...?

No, there was nothing, maybe out of respect to Crash's widow. Or something.

 

Here comes the BEST SELLER IN THE HISTORY OF THE BUSINESS~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So...they promoted a book rather than use the time to say something about Crash? Or did I miss a Crash thing...?

You didn't miss anything. There hasn't even been a passing mention of Crash tonight.

 

And Goldberg is limping?? Looks like how he always walks to me.

[iliketurtles 0]

They got his pyro right.

[Guest Quik]

Why the fuck does Goldberg care about this match? It's non-title!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Maybe they're saving something about Crash for Smackdown, when Hardcore Holly is on...

 

...wait, maybe not. Molly was on and they didn't mention it then.

[tpww7 0]

Because Batista broke his ankle and he wants revenge...

[The Czech Republic 0]

Do you think we'll get a graphic for Crash at the end of the show?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Haha Goldberg did those moves without selling the ankle and Lawler pointed it out!

 

"How can he do those moves on that ankle?"

[Guest Quik]

Wow, Goldberg has a large tube sock over his left ankle. He must be hurt.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Man Goldberg had better not job to HHH's Indian Death Lock at SS. That'd be almost as bad as jobbing to the Main Event Sleeper of DOOM!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Bill Goldberg is a man's man? You won't find this man drinking orange juice from a cardboard container, oh no.

[Jebus 0]

Why the fuck does Goldberg care about this match? It's non-title!

Revenge for what Batista did, maybe? DUH!

 

Titles mean shit anyway...especially the HHH belt...I mean the World Title belt, uh yeah!

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

wow, shocking.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

hey! HHH interfered..

[Ted the Poster 0]

So Unscripted is just a bunch of pictures? I guess no one could read or write so they made a picture book.

So I guess that even WWE management considers its core fanbase to be nothing but rednecks.

 

Also, what does Lita's lip tatoo say? I'm thinking "Plathe Penith Here".

[The Czech Republic 0]

Wow, Goldberg has a large tube sock over his left ankle. He must be hurt.

No, that would be indicated by a Band-Aid.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wow how many weeks in a row has the main event been no more than 5 minutes long??

[AndrewTS 0]

ah, great...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Goldberg's days as World Heavyweight Champion are coming to an end...

[The Czech Republic 0]

Brian Pillman + Peter Gabriel = This

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

HHH brings out his phallic symbol...

[Guest Choken One]

BOUT TIME some one countered it.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Did trips get a haircut?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

lol..

 

Sorta like a low blow in no mercy when the bell rings and such.