The "End the Horror that is 1inch punch" thread

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Just to Clarify on the definiton of Apologist

 

Anyone who flames me/wants me banned because I disagree with their opinion of Jeff Jarrett being a Messianic Figure capable of making TNA into viable competition, is an Apologist.

 

Also extends to people who think bringing in Lex Luger is a good idea

[Guest AP Newswire]

SOMEWHERE IN INDIANA, NOVEMBER 11TH -- A man known only as the Agent of Oblivion has captured the hearts and minds of his community, and the populace is pitching in to buy him a new sweatshirt, one that will replace to the very detail the one that was ruined on a particularly sundry evening by a concoction of four alarm chili, oreos, and peppermint schnapps. The operation is affectionately called "Sweatshirts for Oblivion" by the residents here.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Things that TNA could do to make me stop bashing the hell out of them.

 

-Quit trying to bring in Hogan

-Swallow their pride and re-hire Russo, and give him and Raven the book

-Get Jarrett to take AT LEAST six months off to show that his promotion will survive without him sticking his fat head on screen every fifteen minutes. He's apparantly a good influence backstage, so I can't see why he can't quit (what age is he...37?) and do that, and let someone else run with the ball.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Dude, I actually gave you the benefit of the doubt.  But after reading this proof, you should have no question why most people here think your a total fuck ass.

Apologist

How exactly? Because you bash a product that you don't watch? WOW, you are really the biggest fucktard on these boards aren't you? You LOVE Raven but you don't even watch TNA? Intelligent, real intelligent there douche. But then again to quote you:

 

Reason No#1937374 Why the Apologists want me banned, I like Vince Russo, think he's a booking genius, and am disgusted at his treatment by TNA

 

Well, I guess I don't really need another reason.......

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

You LOVE Raven but you don't even watch TNA? Intelligent, real intelligent there douche.

 

Eh Hello Fucko, I've been watching Raven do his thing since he started in WCW in 1997, I think that entitles me to say I'm a fan of his.

 

Well, I guess I don't really need another reason.......

 

 

There we go again. "Anyone who disputes Jarrett's decision to remove Russo in favour of HULK FUCKING HOGAN, should be immediately banned". How dare you attempt to censor my heartfelt opinion. Vince Russo, in on October 5th 1999, achieved an aboslute unheard of 8.13 in ONE segment. When your precious fucking Dutch Mantell comes close to that with his 1985 Memphis influenced shit ass boring booking, maybe I'll listen

Edited November 11, 2003 by Dave O'Neill, Journalist

[Guest FrigidSoul]

What paper is it?

The National We Can't Spell Shit Correctly Times

A guy with Shawn Micheals in his sig, thinks I'm scum.

 

Hilarious

OMG WHAT A COMEBACK! Somebody comfort me while I hold back the tears

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

So, where the fuck is Dynamite gone...is he pissed off that I made a legit point

 

BTW, I hated Tom Billington's book

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Here's question, and I want a legit answer.

 

If I wasn't banned (and lets face it, since I haven't broken any rules, and this is NHB, I'm not in the firing line), what would make you guys tolerate the fact that I'm here and I post everyday???????

 

Furthermore, If anyone has Paypal, If you wanna buy me those TNA DVD's, I'll pay you back and do an HONEST and UNBIASED review.

 

Since, I am, you know, a journalist, and thats what I do

[Guest JudasSault]

If I wasn't banned (and lets face it, since I haven't broken any rules, and this is NHB, I'm not in the firing line), what would make you guys tolerate the fact that I'm here and I post everyday???????

only using one question mark at a time...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

No fuckhole, I'm still here. Valid point my ass. I think it's rather funny that you said that anyone the thinks that Hogan should be brought in over Russo should be banned. Considering that I have heard you bitch repeatedly about people who want you banned because of your fuckhead opinions. That point is more VALID than anything you have ever said on these boards. I also find it humorous that your biggest complains are about a fed you don't even watch........fuck nugget.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

No fuckhole, I'm still here. Valid point my ass. I think it's rather funny that you said that anyone the thinks that Hogan should be brought in over Russo should be banned.

I should apologise here, I meant to put quotation marks around that, meaning that anyone, namely me, who disputes Russo's firing should be banned, which is the Apologists view

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I still wanna know what paper Dave O'Neil writes dor.

 

It'd be cool if it was The Sport or something...

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Why is that such a big issue, youre not Irish, and therefore don't read it

 

Anyway, all I do for the time being is write those cute little storys along the side, amybe a hundred words a go. I'm still in college for God's sake, and I wanna get into Radio when I finish

[Guest FrigidSoul]

<whine> Daaaaaames, the Irish are acting like they're better than us </whine>

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Why is that such a big issue, youre not Irish, and therefore don't read it

I'm English. I've been to Ireland, I know people there and the papers make their way over here after a day or two. It's one of the benefits of living in a port town: you get papers from around the world.

 

If it's a national paper, I'd probably have heard of it, and if not I might know people who have.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I'd rather not say, because there are some people here who'd be vindictive enough to call them and try and get me fired

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'd rather not say, because there are some people here who'd be vindictive enough to call them and try and get me fired

Get you fired for what? Posting on a message board? Thinking Jeff Jarret sucks? How paranoid are you? You're a fucking freelance writer for a paper: they aren't gonna sack you unless your work sucks. They probably don't giva a fuck about you.

 

You see, if I were a betting man, I'd put 50 Euros on you talking out of your arse about your role there to try and look cool on the internet.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I'd rather not say, because there are some people here who'd be vindictive enough to call them and try and get me fired

Get you fired for what? Posting on a message board? Thinking Jeff Jarret sucks? How paranoid are you? You're a fucking freelance writer for a paper: they aren't gonna sack you unless your work sucks. They probably don't giva a fuck about you.

 

You see, if I were a betting man, I'd put 50 Euros on you talking out of your arse about your role there to try and look cool on the internet.

No, but I remember someone saying that I didnt deserve to work for a paper, they could understand why anyone would hire me, and yeah, it made me paranoid.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Hey, here, people complain about Journalists all the time, I wouldn't put it past some of the Apologists to print off some of my more vitriolic stuff (Jason McCartney springs to mind) and send it to my boss

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'd rather not say, because there are some people here who'd be vindictive enough to call them and try and get me fired

Get you fired for what? Posting on a message board? Thinking Jeff Jarret sucks? How paranoid are you? You're a fucking freelance writer for a paper: they aren't gonna sack you unless your work sucks. They probably don't giva a fuck about you.

 

You see, if I were a betting man, I'd put 50 Euros on you talking out of your arse about your role there to try and look cool on the internet.

No, but I remember someone saying that I didnt deserve to work for a paper, they could understand why anyone would hire me, and yeah, it made me paranoid.

Someone saying that you don'e deserve to work for a newspaper is one thing. Saying you think that people on this board will get you the sack, despite the fact that they have absolutely no way of doing this, is just fucking stupid. Hell, people here know your name, they know that you work for a major Sunday newspaper in Ireland. If they were trying to ruin your life, they could easily phone round all the major Sunday papers in Ireland to se if they have anybody working there called Dave O'Neill.

 

What is it with stupid fucking people, and yes Dave, I'm looking at you, thinking that people saying stuff on this board has any relevance to real life. This board is escapism. It's not somewhere that you have to try and prove yourself, unless you start throwing your weight about. It's not something that's gonna affect your life. I'll let you in on a little secret Dave. People here, they may not like what you post, but it doesn't matter. They're not gonna do anything to you. People here don't give a fuck about you as a person. They aren't gonna try and fuck you up. You, however, seem to believe that they would. And that, above anything you've ever posted here, is why you are a moron.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

What about Coffey, He wanted me banned because of a spelling mistake. Certain people, I think would stoop to a depth to get to me

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

What about Coffey, He wanted me banned because of a spelling mistake. Certain people, I think would stoop to a depth to get to me

No they wouldnt, you deluded moron.

 

People call for bannings all the time. Do you honestly think somebody on this board would phone up your paper and say "This guy who works for you called Dave O'Neill, I think you ought to sack him becaus he posts on this message board, and he misspells words sometimes and we don't like him"

 

More than that, do you really think that the editor of this paper would reply "Well, we've never had any problem with him, and his work's up to scratch but if you say we should sack him, mysterious stranger who neither I nor Dave have ever met, then I'll do it!"

 

What the fuck goes on in your tiny little mind, dude? Seriously! You honestly believe that would happen?

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Can anyone say 'here we go again' ?

 

This is pathetic.

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This is pathetic.

 

No, it's CHAVETASTIC~!!!

[Jack_Bauer 0]

So, does Chavetastic = pathetic ?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So, does Chavetastic = pathetic ?

Oh, get you. Handbags at dawn, is it?

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

No they wouldnt, you deluded moron.

 

People call for bannings all the time. Do you honestly think somebody on this board would phone up your paper and say "This guy who works for you called Dave O'Neill, I think you ought to sack him becaus he posts on this message board, and he misspells words sometimes and we don't like him"

 

More than that, do you really think that the editor of this paper would reply "Well, we've never had any problem with him, and his work's up to scratch but if you say we should sack him, mysterious stranger who neither I nor Dave have ever met, then I'll do it!"

 

What the fuck goes on in your tiny little mind, dude? Seriously! You honestly believe that would happen?

Ok, here we go.

 

First of all, I ouhgta admit that even though I'm only a freelancer, I havent written for the paper in two months, and therefore, i might aswell be unemployed.

 

I DID, write for the Sunday Tribune, which, as a regular feature, has a column written by a guy called Ross O'Carroll Kelly. Who, btw, is a FICTIONAL CHARCTER. Anyway, ROCK is a pisstake of young upper-class Dubliners who spend all theyre time in swanky nightclubs like Anabels (waitaminute, i was there at the weekend), playing rugby and speaking like "Roysh, well you can just Fock Off, roysh now".

 

Despite ROCK being FICTIONAL, the paper gets inundated with complaints everyweek, usually because of a joke about Knackers from the other side of Dublin.

 

My point being, If people will complain about a fictional character, I wouldnt put it past some people complaining about opinions i've written about elsewhere

[Jack_Bauer 0]

So, does Chavetastic = pathetic ?

Oh, get you. Handbags at dawn, is it?

That wasn't directed at you.

 

But hey, I'm always up for it.

 

*gets the handbag out*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So, does Chavetastic = pathetic ?

Oh, get you. Handbags at dawn, is it?

That wasn't directed at you.

 

But hey, I'm always up for it.

 

*gets the handbag out*

::Gets out handbag::

 

CHARGE~!

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Eh, HELLO, this thread is about me!!!!!!!