Downhome Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 So here I am, minding my own business, and I get an IM out of the blue from JimBarbasol on AIM. He IM's me every now and then, with classic lines such as "You stupid cunt." and the such. He usually just IMs me something like that, and goes away, but tonight I wanted to fucking know what is going on, and why he IMs me every so offten actually THREATENING me. I really could care less, as I don't take the net as seriously as I might should, so I never thought anything of it. He also started saying that I wasn't wanted on the WC message board, so he obviously found me there. Tonight though, he started sending me video messages, talking shit and everything. The thing is that he had it blurred out so that I couldn't see who he is or anything. He thought he was being so slick and everything, thinking I didn't know who he was and that I couldn't find out who he is. With that, I decided to finally disover who the hell this guy is. So yeah, I look into this. His real name is Jim Elliott and he is from Alberta, Canada. He works as a greenhouse worker somewhere up there, and he's fucking weird. I don't think he ever thought I'd, oh I dunno, ever try to search for his AIM name on Yahoo/Goole. I run a search on his name, and I found everything I'd want to know about him. He is fucking obsessed with Jon Hensley, a "star" on the TV show As the World Turns. As a matter of fact, he has two message boards dedicated just to this guy, here and here. He also is obsessed with beards, other men's beards. He actually has an entire message board dedicated ONLY to beards, right here. Anyway, he's rather odd, he's also obsessed with old 70's sitcoms, you'll read all about it if you check out our conversation. Anyway, I started telling him I knew all of this stuff, and then he just logged off and went away, heh. It's without a doubt the weirdest guy I've ever come across, and the weirdest IM ever. In the chat, I just up and post two pictures that I found of the guy and he goes "Wow, aren't you smart.", that's when it get interesting. You'll see me post random quotes and stuff that I found that he posted on his boards here and there, so don't get confused. I have this guys real name, phone number, address, everything. I'm tempted to contact someone him about IMing me all of the time and threatening me and driving me crazy. The weirdest chat/guy ever! Sincerely, ...Downhome...
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 Short of gnome warfare, the best revenge is freaky cat combat. I'll have your pic done real soon.
Downhome Posted November 12, 2003 Author Report Posted November 12, 2003 Short of gnome warfare, the best revenge is freaky cat combat. I'll have your pic done real soon. Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. I mean, have any of you ever got an IM or something from someone that you have no fucking idea who they are? Just...weird.
Nighthawk Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 I mean, have any of you ever got an IM or something from someone that you have no fucking idea who they are? Only when I pose as a 15 year old girl.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 I got an IM asking "Do ducks fly backwards in winter?" I was going to respond but they signed off right away. Keep track of the name and they never signed back on with it. Was pretty weird.
HarleyQuinn Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Huh...interesting to know on the AIM Name + Google deal:) Posted my SN(SMGMJHFan) and got to look at an old board for an old e-fed...memories
Tawren Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Where in Alberta? I think I know a Jim Elliot :/
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Short of gnome warfare, the best revenge is freaky cat combat. I'll have your pic done real soon. Do you take requests? Seriously.
Downhome Posted November 13, 2003 Author Report Posted November 13, 2003 Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! I went and posted this post at all of the forums tha he Admins and runs, and he's banning me from all of them, lol. I also told him that I'm going to contact his local law enforcement about his threats to me that he's been doing for the past few months, and now he is ignoring me and keeps telling me "Do NOT IM me ever again!". Come on people, someone go over to his forum for me and post this thread again. I can't stand fucking stupid fucktards like this moron, I really can't.
Guest One Trick Pony Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 I think you deep down you want to talk to him. Why else would you talk him over various periods of time?
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Short of gnome warfare, the best revenge is freaky cat combat. I'll have your pic done real soon. Do you take requests? Seriously. Sure, I won't have a whole lot of time real soon, but I might be able to put something together. IM with what you would want.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 IMs be damned. I want to see a Tabby melting over a tree branch, dripping into a coffee cup full of outstretched paws.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Ah, that might take a while, but I'll see what I can do. I might have to talk to some people I know to get help on melting effects. I'll let you know.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 it's flowing, now.. A sunflower, with a kaleidoscopic effect with cat heads as petals. Half cat, half helicopter. A cat with tank treads, nursing kittens with tank treads.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 I think a caticopter might be fun, I'll look for some base images when I get home from work later tonight.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 A catapult. Have the tail be the flinger part...whoosh. Burrowing molecats.
BX Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 JimBarbasol: Sorry, asshole. Too late for that. I am the president of my local chapter of Toastmasters. Is that supposed to be intimidating or something? "Look out, I can make toast at 89 degrees F. For I am.. a Toastmaster." ::does Raven Crucifix pose::
The Czech Republic Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 You think you've got it bad Downhome, I'm being stalked by a guy who thinks that I'm Phil Donahue and I did Rod Roddy up the BUTT.
Guest Random Hero Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 (edited) Awww, his second Jon Hensley website is closed. Shame. That beard forum is the funniest thing I've ever seen. "Nice beard growth!" "Your beard looks great. Try to keep that natural neckline. Good luck and happy growing!" "Great color!" Just some of the 'gems' from the forum. Edited November 14, 2003 by Random Hero
Downhome Posted November 14, 2003 Author Report Posted November 14, 2003 I thought you might get a kick out of that.
Lil' Bitch Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 I don't think he ever thought I'd, oh I dunno, ever try to search for his AIM name on Yahoo/Goole. I run a search on his name, and I found everything I'd want to know about him. Scary... Anyway, Domehome, take some legal action of him. Show no mercy!
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