Scott Kieth looking for love

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

My only comment on the Hyatte article...

Yeah, SURE, a "female friend" found my profile on Match.com for him.

 

 

- From his blog...

 

 

1st one to find this link wins!

 

 

Where does Hyatte post?

Edited November 13, 2003 by Boo_Bradley

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Well this is the ole NHB forum, so in order to get a response I guess I have to go:

 

BANKY BANKY BANKY

 

 

SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH

 

 

(Insert name) BAN PLZ!!!!

 

OMG THIS SITE IS GOING TO HELL

 

YES

NO

YES

NO

YES

NO

YES

NO

 

Your opinion is different than mine, so you are wrong

 

 

This thread is ghey

 

agree I

 

CHINDIG

HUZZAH

REVIEW WCW

 

*Sigh*......

[Art Sandusky 0]

Scott Kieth looking for love, Where?

 

In all the wrong places.

 

I'm surprised I'm the first person to hop on that joke.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

This must be 2nd most ridiculous post behind 'BAN 1 INCH !'

[Use Your Illusion 0]

The link from Scott's Blog

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Before anyone bitches about being lazy..

 

Here's the text:

 

I know… I SWORE I’d only do this when the situation demanded it.

 

Ya know… when something drops into your lap… you just can’t HELP but run with it…

 

Ahem… someone is HOOOORNY. Who, you ask? We-he-hell, read on:

 

Are you a girl?

 

Are you between the ages of 18-35

 

Do you live within 50 miles of Edmonton, Alberta Canada?

 

Are you anywhere between 3’1” and 8’” feet tall?

 

Are you heavyset? Just a few extra pounds?

 

Do you speak English?

 

Are you white AND/OR Caucasian?

 

Do you ABSOLUTELY NOT smoke?

 

Do you maybe like a guy who doesn’t care about your hair, eyes, religion, education, job, income, kids, or if you like to get sloshed?

 

Well then wander over to Match.com and look up RSPWFAQ… don’t worry, he posted a photo of himself.

 

That’s right… RSPWFAQ

 

Over here in IWC land, we call him Scott Keith.

 

And as far as I know… this isn’t someone setting him up.

 

OR you can saunter over to lavalife.com , where he goes by the nickname “Netcop”… yes, “Netcop”… you heard me.

 

Of course, Scott buried himself in lavalife so you have to be a MEMBER to see him… I say it’s worth it.

 

Anyway, our old boy is horny… and looking for FEMALE love in at least ONE right place… (hey, Scott’s no fag! Good for him!)… although WHY he would take this risk with douchebags with nothing better to do with their time then bust balls like ME around is beyond me… and WHY would h… oh never mind…

 

This is about getting Scott some trim… and since I can be a very nice guy, I thought I’d HELP in with this…so for those girls who might not have considered going to places like match.com… I thought I’d bring his profile AND personality sketch here to YOU.

 

Who knows… maybe there’s a wrestling DIVA or two who might be looking? Wouldn’t THAT be something?

 

He’s right here, page 12 if this doesn’t take you to him.

 

Thing is, you have to be a MEMBER to view his profile… which I am NOT thankyouvery much… but you can be a guest and see his nice, very attractive (*cough) picture of himself that he used. At lavalife, he actually used one of THESE pics… yes he did

 

Not a problem tho’… how do you think I got this info? I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS!!! And SHE let me see the whole ball and wax.

 

So girls… meet the man of your dreams… the man the rest of us like to call Scott Keith… the man YOU will soon be calling… “NETSTUD!!”

 

 

Basics:

 

"Writer seeks subject for love letters"

 

I am a: 29 yr old man

 

located in: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

 

looking for a: 18 to 35-year old woman

 

within: 50 miles of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

 

my ethnicity: White / Caucasian

 

body type: A few extra pounds

 

height: 6’ 3” (191.0 cms)

 

turn-ons: Long hair, Public displays of affection, Sarcasm, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica(!!!!!!!!!), Candlelight

 

sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite

 

What do you do for fun?

 

I'm deeply into movies and have a huge collection of DVDs that I watch often. I'm open to going to see anything playing, as well as comedy clubs, concerts, whatever. I'm also a published author and enjoy writing in my spare time, as you'd expect.

 

About me and who I'd like to meet

 

The basics: I'm a writer and I work in retail electronics, I have two books published with a third coming out next year, and all of them are about wrestling. And before you ask, I watch it because I like it, you're not obligated to like it, and in fact I'm more than happy to help you make fun of it much of the time these days. In fact, since watching and writing about wrestling is what I do for a lot of my spending money, I'm pretty sick of talking about it by the end of the day and I'm much happier with someone who has absolutely no interest in it.

 

I love movies, of all kinds and genres, whether it's watching at home on the couch or in the theater, although I still prefer the theater, which is why I'm so upset that we as Canadians are getting hosed on the Lord of the Rings re-release in December, because all the limited engagements of the three movies are in the US only and I'm confined to watching them at home instead. Going to movies alone doesn't particularly bother me because I've been doing it for so long, but it'd be nice to have someone to go with. Appearances and cosmetic considerations don't particularly mean anything to me -- I'm attracted to personality above pretty much all else, and the body is just a shell to the soul, ya know? By the way, congratulations to the Canadian dollar on rising to over 75 cents US today and screwing me over AGAIN just as I get a royalty payment in US funds. Bravo -- try dropping to 55 cents in the next, oh, six months or so, because I'll have another cheque due by then, okay? Stupid stable economy. If you're still with me, why not drop me a line? It'll make my day. And isn't that the important thing?

 

Appearance

 

height: 6’ 3” (191.0 cms)

 

eyes: Brown

 

hair: Dark brown

 

hairstyle: No Answer (HA!! You got THAT RIGHT, Jack!!)

 

body type: A few extra pounds

 

body art: Wouldn’t even think about it

 

best feature: Legs

 

Interests

 

for fun:

 

I'm deeply into movies and have a huge collection of DVDs that I watch often. I'm open to going to see anything playing, as well as comedy clubs, concerts, whatever. I'm also a published author and enjoy writing in my spare time, as you'd expect.

 

favorite things:

 

I'm eternally obsessed with Friends, Seinfeld, Stephen King books, The Simpsons, South Park, The Joe Schmo Show, pro wrestling, mafia movies, computers, melodic rock, TechTV, video games and a thousand other geek pursuits.

 

last read:

 

I usually have a few books on the go, but the last one that really blew me away was "High Fidelity" by Nick Hornby. It's the book that the movie with John Cusack is based on, and it's even funnier, if possible. And very, very true.

 

perfect date: Relaxed. Quiet cuisine shared in the unequalled comfort of home and served by the best chef in town — me

 

sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite

 

turn-ons: Long hair, Public displays of affection, Sarcasm, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight

 

turn-offs: Tattoos, Body piercings, Thrills, Dancing, Thunderstorms

 

sign: Virgo

 

Lifestyle

 

exercise habits: Couch potato

 

exercise routine: No Answer (HA!! You got THAT RIGHT, Jack!!)

 

daily diet: Meat and potatoes

 

smoke: No Way

 

drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two

 

job: Retail / Food services

 

I work in retail electronics, where I've been for longer than I care to remember sometimes, and I supplement my income with money from the books that I write -- two on the shelf thus far, a third coming next year.

 

income: $25,001 to $35,000

 

my place: Live alone

 

Background/Values

 

ethnicity: White / Caucasian

 

faith: Atheist

 

I have no religion, but I'm a firm believer in everyone being free to deal with God as they wish. As long as I'm not gonna hear a lecture about burning in hell or have to convert to date someone, it's all cool by me.

 

education: Some college

 

I went to the University of Alberta for about two years, going after a Comp Sci degree before boredom, confusion about my goal in life, and money (mainly money) caused me to drop out and pursue writing instead.

 

languages: No Answer

 

politics: Conservative

 

relationships: Never been in a committed relationship

 

have kids: None

 

want kids: Not sure

 

pets:

 

I have: No Answer

 

I don't have, but like: Cats

 

I don't like: Dogs

 

And Scott also took a big personality profile test… which makes it more easy for you to determine if he’s right for you… (complete with funky bar chart to show where you two stand with each other)

 

His qualities:

 

Enjoys time one-on-one

 

Fair and compassionate

 

Flexible

 

Creative

 

He's smart, insightful, and successful in his career. He has a talent for seeing beyond the details in life. So he has a vision for the future and always is searching to find love and a sense of "balance" in his life. Because he's an independent guy and a little shy, making deep connections with other people can be a challenge. He's not someone who "wears his heart on his sleeve" so even those closest to him don't always know how he feels. Still, his masculine and dependable nature will draw people who'll invest the time to get to know him.

 

You may notice:

 

He can get so caught up in work and other issues that he forgets to take care of practical things.

 

He'll enjoy one-on-time with you, but also need some alone time to think and recharge.

 

Things to talk about

 

He loves to talk about big issues and ideas that effect people's lives.

 

Get him to talk about his dreams. Ask: When you were a kid, what did you want to do when you grew up?

 

Yes ladies… get him to open up… open up…. Open your heart to me, darling, I’ll give you the lock and you… you turn the key!

 

Don’t begrudge the guy, seriously… we’re all trying to get by in this mixed up, kooky world… and all of us need… nay… WANT to be touched…. Or is that the toher way around? Anyway, he’s a man, you’re a woman… now go slap bellies and make little Scooters with the beady eyes and the four chins and the like…

 

Erotica… Scott is into erotica… this… I’ll… I’ll never look at pornographic pastry the same way ever again.

 

This may be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever stumbled into… I just hope he stays within his character and doesn’t pull out of this… seriously, people, I’m begging you… leave him alone here. Do NOT go posing as a girl just to screw with him. I KNOW it would be easy… heck, I thought about doing it myself… I wouldn’t even have to change my name. “Chris” works as both male AND female.

 

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That's the piece there. Funny? Slightly, but fuck, the idiot who wrote that article is a total dick.

 

UYI

Edited November 13, 2003 by Use Your Illusion

[Nighthawk 0]

All I know of the man is those pictures posted here, but that was pretty funny.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Thank you...thank you....thank you......

[Art Sandusky 0]

Thank you...thank you....thank you......

Yes, congratulations on finding something funny someone else said.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Thank you...thank you....thank you......

Yes, congratulations on finding something funny someone else said.

Smartass?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Thank you...thank you....thank you......

Yes, congratulations on finding something funny someone else said.

Smartass?

Thank you... thank you... thank you...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Can't wait until Scotsman reads this...

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Thank you...thank you....thank you......

Yes, congratulations on finding something funny someone else said.

Smartass?

Thank you... thank you... thank you...

See now, my Thank you's were sincere, your just being rude

 

*rides high horse out of thread*

[Art Sandusky 0]

Thank you...thank you....thank you......

Yes, congratulations on finding something funny someone else said.

Smartass?

Thank you... thank you... thank you...

See now, my Thank you's were sincere, your just being rude

 

*rides high horse out of thread*

What about my Just Being Rude? He doesn't like you talking about him.

 

OMG NITPICKZ~

[Guest One Trick Pony]

Mr. Macarena is that Kylie Minogue?

[Guest One Trick Pony]

Mr. Macarena is that Kylie Minogue?

[Guest One Trick Pony]

Mr. Macarena is that Kylie Minogue?

[Guest One Trick Pony]

OMG I'm very sorry administrators and moderators. Please excuse my triple post. My internet connection was acting bad.

[Nighthawk 0]

He thinks it's Kylie Minogue but it's actually Danni Minogue.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Thank you...thank you....thank you......

Yes, congratulations on finding something funny someone else said.

Smartass?

Thank you... thank you... thank you...

See now, my Thank you's were sincere, your just being rude

 

*rides high horse out of thread*

What about my Just Being Rude? He doesn't like you talking about him.

 

OMG NITPICKZ~

*hangs head in shame*

[Art Sandusky 0]

He thinks it's Kylie Minogue but it's actually Danni Minogue.

Danni is actually hotter, but I think Kylie is more beautiful.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

He thinks it's Kylie Minogue but it's actually Danni Minogue.

Danni is actually hotter, but I think Kylie is more beautiful.

And I'm sure both of them care very much.

 

UYI

[Nighthawk 0]

What they oughta do, is trade places once in a while and not tell anybody.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Have you heard Danni Minogue? Her sister got the 'talented' end of the stick.

 

Her recent album did crap here in Australia, and it's only us and the British who really give a shit about her.

 

UYI

[Nighthawk 0]

Indeed I have, in fact I just did a mix of her against Avril Lavigne and Public Enemy, which is why she was on my mind and I brought her up.

Now I'm picturing the Minogue sisters as the ghost twins from the Matrix. I get odd images like that from time to time.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Indeed I have, in fact I just did a mix of her against Avril Lavigne and Public Enemy, which is why she was on my mind and I brought her up.

Now I'm picturing the Minogue sisters as the ghost twins from the Matrix. I get odd images like that from time to time.

You think that's odd? If (depending on where you are in the world) you ever happen to get the chance to see the late 1980's performance of 'Sisters doin' it for themselves' by both Minogue sisters, do yourself a favor and watch, if only for comedic value.

 

I must say, for that performance, they must of used at least 60 odd cans of hairspray.

 

UYI

[Nighthawk 0]

I probably won't be out of the US for quite a while, so I guess it's not too likely, but I'll put that on the short list of things I should see.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

This new Minogue needs a silver screen breakthrough like Biodome to be considered commerically viable.

[Guest JudasSault]

Indeed I have, in fact I just did a mix of her against Avril Lavigne and Public Enemy, which is why she was on my mind and I brought her up.

Now I'm picturing the Minogue sisters as the ghost twins from the Matrix. I get odd images like that from time to time.

You think that's odd? If (depending on where you are in the world) you ever happen to get the chance to see the late 1980's performance of 'Sisters doin' it for themselves' by both Minogue sisters, do yourself a favor and watch, if only for comedic value.

 

I must say, for that performance, they must of used at least 60 odd cans of hairspray.

 

UYI

truly, that performance embodied everything wrong with the eighties

[Damaramu 0]

Hmmm....after carefully reading his blog and then looking at a picture of Scott I'd like to say that he is lying about his weight. Yes he's become such a girl he is lying about his weight. He says he's 6'3" and 250. Yet I'm 6'4" and 250 and I am nowhere NEAR as fat as he is. He's closer to the 280-300 range.