1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 "And I hate how ypu people put so much damn MSG in Chinese food! I eat, and ten minutes later I am hungry again!"-----Steve Corino to Tajiri at an ECW Arena show. Tajiri is of course, Japanese.
ChrisMWaters Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 "And I hate how ypu people put so much damn MSG in Chinese food! I eat, and ten minutes later I am hungry again!"-----Steve Corino to Tajiri at an ECW Arena show. Tajiri is of course, Japanese. ECW Show when Tajiri and Mikey Whipwreck were tag team champions. Tajiri: (Says something in Spanish) Mikey: Hey, I didn't know he could speak Spanish! Sinister Minister: Of course. A demon should be able to speak many tongues!
Guest Fook Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Tazz: Hey Austin, what's my watch saying? Austin: (listens to watch) I don't speak Spanish.
1234-5678 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 "Now coming down to the ring, Rock rock til you drop, rock rock never stop, ladies and gentleman, Marty Jannetty!"----Chris Jericho announcing the Cruiserweight Battle Royal.
JHawk Posted November 27, 2003 Author Report Posted November 27, 2003 It's a linking game guys, don't forget that. From Nitro: Chris Jericho: "Because you see, JoJo Dillon, in the 1948 NWA rulebook that I found in the Library of Congress, it states..."
CanadianChris Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Jericho, on the Greatest RAW Ever: "Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO! And it seems that Y2J is in hot water yet again. Last week, I was punished for calling Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley a bargain-basement slut...and I also called her the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgustingly skankiest, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag ho I had ever...EEEVER...seen in my life! So I came out here to apologize...I came to apologize to all of the bargain-basement sluts, and to all of the dirty, disgusting, filthy, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag hos. I apologize for even comparing you with the miserable slimeball pig that is Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley! So I apologize for offending anybody, with the exception of Stephie baby!"
MillenniumMan831 Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 Chris Jericho on Nitro regarding Goldberg: You're not good enough, you're certainly not tough enough, and everybody here knows you're just TOO GREEN to beat Jericho!
1234-5678 Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 "My name is Dean Malenko........and I wanna goooooo hoooooooome"-----Chris Jericho
CanadianChris Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 Jericho, to The Rock, Smackdown, January 2002: "No! This is not a joke! I am not a joke! I am serious! And you will not look past me, you stupid son of a bitch!" ...yeah, I was lazy.
MillenniumMan831 Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 TV Champ Chris Jericho on Thunder in the Fall of 1998 on why the TV Title is more prestigious than Bill Greenberg's WCW Championship: If you're watching tv right now, I am your champion. If you like to sit at home and stuff potato chips down your mouth while watching the boob tube, I am your champion. If you're married to the remote control, you're married to Chris Jericho. And if you like to channel surf, you're surfing with me. Hang ten, Daddio!
JHawk Posted November 29, 2003 Author Report Posted November 29, 2003 From the 3-1-2000 Thunder (because we gotta get off this Jericho kick and shake things up a bit): Chavo Guerrero Jr.: "Well, Gene, I - I had a little - business problems there, you know, um, you know that multi-level marketing program that I subscribed to? Well it turned out to be a, ah, fiscal albatross resulting in the net worth of my liquid assets downsizing to the point where my venture capital could not sustain the - the equity rates of, uh exchange! ...Well, what I'm trying to say in layman's terms is ...I went broke. But! Butbutbut don't fret, you know, I'm back and I got my eye on the Cruiserweight championship - what's that gotta be worth, what, fifteen or twenty grand, something like that?"
MillenniumMan831 Posted November 29, 2003 Report Posted November 29, 2003 Gene Okerlund from a 1996ish Nitro after a Four Horsemen interview: "There's many in the crowd holding up the four fingers . . . gotta gentleman over there who's about three fingers short."
Guest Fook Posted November 29, 2003 Report Posted November 29, 2003 Jeff Jarrett: How ya doin' Gene, you jurassic slapass? Mean Gene: What? Blow it out your ass Jeff Jarrett!
1234-5678 Posted November 30, 2003 Report Posted November 30, 2003 “I said f***, sh**, it was one of the best damn cussing jobs I ever did. I said, 'I told you guys I never want to work with Jarrett. I did the Ben Stiller deal and now you are making me look like the bad guy in this. Damn Jeff Jarrett can’t hit the ropes hard enough to break an egg. If you are getting in the ring with me you’d better bring it'”.---Steve Austin about Jeff Jarrett.
Guest Fook Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 On Raw during the Final Nitro, Vince showing the world why he wasn't an English major: Vince: After tonight, Jeff Jarrett is going to spell his name 'double G, double O, double N, double E'. GONE!
CanadianChris Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Finally, I get to work this one in (from RAW, November 1997): "The Rock thinks you should fire him, Vince!"
JHawk Posted December 2, 2003 Author Report Posted December 2, 2003 From Raw two weeks ago: Jerry Lawler: ""Matt Hardy actually did Lita a favor. Marriage is an institution, and who wants to be in an institution?"
CanadianChick Posted December 2, 2003 Report Posted December 2, 2003 JR: "Lita jerking Edge off...the ladder"
JHawk Posted December 2, 2003 Author Report Posted December 2, 2003 From SmackDown: Edge: "Well, I suppose I could take the Triple H road to success--marry the boss' daughter and sleep my way to the top."
CanadianChick Posted December 2, 2003 Report Posted December 2, 2003 Edge to X-Pac: "And as far as being part of the most popular group in WWF history, well, hanging out with really cool people does not make you a really cool person. Oh and by the way, 1998 called and they're sick and tired of you, so feel free to join us in the year 2001 anytime."
Guest ToddRoyal Posted December 2, 2003 Report Posted December 2, 2003 JR is at his mini-announce table with Dr. Death in front of the King and Michael Cole Cole: I can't SEE the ring, because there's a big cowboy hat in my face! JR: There's gonna be a big cowboy boot in your ASS if you don't shut up!
JHawk Posted December 2, 2003 Author Report Posted December 2, 2003 WWF Monday Night Raw (9/23/1996) Jim Ross: "I'd like to just beg your indulgence for just a minute of so and tell you something that I got on my mind, somehting I've been waiting to say for a long, long time. When I'm done, many of you are going to question my loyalty to the World Wrestling Federation. So let's clear that up right now: I *have* no loyalty to the World Wrestling Federation! I've only got loyalty to Good Ol' JR! And let me tell you why. "In 1993, I left a very good job in Atlanta, Georgia. And I left the Atlanta Falcons of the NFL to go to the Recognized Leader in Sports-Entertainment, the WWF, and I came here to be the primary play-by-play man in the WWF. And I don't think anyone here can disagree that I'm the best play-by-play man in the whole damn wrestling business! So I show up for work the first day at WrestleMania IX in Las Vegas, Nevada, and they give me a sheet to wear! A toga! They said, "Oh, you'll look good in a toga, JR!" I left the National Football League for a toga! It's crap! "And then, ladies and gentlemen, I go to the first King of the Ring, in Dayton, Ohio, and you listen to the broadcast. If you listen to the broadcast, I carried the broadcast from ringside. And then, did you ever wonder where ol' JR went to? Why isn't JR doing play-by-play anymore? Because the egotistical owner of the World Wrestling Federation--- and you know who I'm talking about, Vince McMahon-- couldn't handle the competition! [Jerry Lawler: Why is he doing this? Kevin Kelly: This is... rather unfortunate...] "So JR disappeared! "Then on Super Bowl Sunday in 1994, I woke up with an affliction called Bell's Palsy. My entire left side of my face looks like I had a stroke. You think I like that -- you think I like that my left can't get all the way open because I got sick? Let me tell you how warm-hearted Mr. McMahon is. Mr. McMahon called me into my office on February 11, 1994, and he fired my ass. "So I get back in my car, and I'm driving to my home in that overpriced hellhole, Connecticut, and I'm figuring out how to tell my wife, and my two little girls, that their daddy just got fired. "And so, then, remember when McMahon got indicted, and they needed someone to come back and do Raw? They called ol' JR. And then they let me go again! So finally, they call me back. Hire me for fifty cents on the dollar to work in the WWF in the front office. Do you think that all these guys leaving the WWF was an accident? Hell no, it's not! You think all these guys coming in here was an accident? Absolutely not, I've been very busy." And with that, the fake Diesel and Razor Ramon were introduced.
CanadianChris Posted December 2, 2003 Report Posted December 2, 2003 The RAW after Survivor Series 2001: Vince (to Regal): "Go ahead! It's a nice looking ass! And watch, I can even make my ass do tricks, watch this."
1234-5678 Posted December 2, 2003 Report Posted December 2, 2003 William Regal about Brian Pillman "My favorite Brian Pillman memory was being in [Johnny Depp’s] The Viper Room in Los Angeles with Brian Pillman. And we both stood there and we saw this little old guy dancing in the corner with a white suit on and a wig and I was looking and I said, ‘That’s Tony Curtis!’ and he goes, ‘No it’s not!’ And I said, ‘Yeah it is.’ And he walked up and slapped him on the back of the head as hard as he could. (laughs) He just smacked him as hard as you could possibly hit someone on the back of the head and he goes, ‘Hey Tony, this is Brian!’ And I was like (looking shocked). And then he saw a girl ... and he adjusted his wig like that went, ‘Hi Brian, how are you doing?’ And we walked out of the place. And that’s my favorite Brian Pillman story. There’s also the juggling midgets story but that’ll take too long to tell you..."
JHawk Posted December 3, 2003 Author Report Posted December 3, 2003 The January 1996 Clash of the Champions. Brian Pillman goes behind the broadcast table and grabs Bobby Heenan's jacket, which is followed by: "What the fuck are you doing?"
1234-5678 Posted December 3, 2003 Report Posted December 3, 2003 Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon on Tito Santana: Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records? Gorilla: Yeah? For what? Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour. Gorilla: Will you stop...
Guest The Last Free Voice Posted December 3, 2003 Report Posted December 3, 2003 CM Punk is cutting a straight edge promo on MLW UnderGround TV and says his whole no drugs and alcohol speil, the Joey quips, "So you did that to your hair when you were sober?" It was great.
CanadianChris Posted December 4, 2003 Report Posted December 4, 2003 Continuing from JAxl's quote (gotta link off the last one!)... Gorilla and Jesse at WM V, just after the bell sounds for the main event: Jesse: "And listen to the Pukesters!" Gorilla: "What right do YOU have to call them that name?" Jesse: "Because they are!" That match was one of Jesse's greatest match calls ever.
MillenniumMan831 Posted December 4, 2003 Report Posted December 4, 2003 From Survivor Series 1989: Gorilla: (Referring to Zeus) What's that Z on his head? Jesse: That's a Z for Zeus. Gorilla: Well, I know that. Jesse: Zeus starts with Z.
JHawk Posted December 4, 2003 Author Report Posted December 4, 2003 From Survivor Series 1999 Kurt Angle: "You do NOT boo an Olympic gold medalist!"
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