The One and Only EVOLUTION IS ----

[Slayer 0]

Evolution's on my TV

Time to get a snack and take a leak

[Toxxic 0]

EVOLUTION MAKE ME FEEL UNCLEAN~!

 

 

 

OK, the guy who said you can get TNA for free on the web - where?

[Slickster 0]

(ticktickticktickticktickticktick)

 

EVOLUTION!

 

Evolution is a soup tureen

Full of things that no one eats

Clogs insides (like arteries)

 

That buffet was long ago

My inside still hurts, I know

Pepto-Bismol, please, ASAP!

 

I see the bile in my hands

Time to find who runs this scam!

 

And they're making all the crap they can!

 

EVOLUTION!

EVOLUTION!

EVOLUTION!

 

(solo, song loops)

[Slayer 0]

Evolution is an STD

Makes it hurt when I have to pee

And makes it hard to bang the ladies

[Downhome 0]

*edit*

[Slayer 0]

Evolution conspiracy

Trips'll have the belt for eternity

[Adam 0]

Evolution is shit-ee.

 

Thats all I got.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Evolution makes you feel the sting!

[Guest Redhawk]

I barely ever watch wrestling anymore (it's just SpongeBob and the war, don't worry), and I haven't seen RAW since before Survivor Series, so...what are we talking about? The only thing I remember about Evolution's theme was the cool video to go along with it.

[CanadianChris 0]

I barely ever watch wrestling anymore (it's just SpongeBob and the war, don't worry), and I haven't seen RAW since before Survivor Series, so...what are we talking about? The only thing I remember about Evolution's theme was the cool video to go along with it.

The unintelligible lyrics of the Evolution theme. The first line sounds like, "EVOLUTION IS YOUR LISTERINE!" or something like that.

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Evolution is taking a leak

This piss is evolving like the first bird without a beak

When they finally flush

They realize they must rush

To get to the TV Taping on time

They get in the car

But instead go to the bar

Where they touch each other in places they shouldn't

 

In places they shouldn't (2x)

 

They really, really shouldn't (2x)

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

evolution is all diseased

full of vile STDs

Ghannerhea makes it burn when you pee

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

evolution is all diseased

full of vile STDs

Ghannerhea makes it burn when you pee

High-larious. Thank God I'm not drinking a Pepsi when reading that.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

Evolution's hysterectomy

Go ahead, 'n spread the seed