MrRant 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 I've been told "some dirty hippie" depending on my hair. Marks Czech down on his list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 As if my two fans NEEDED to know, the performance went perectly. My voice was only at about 25% that night due to some gay sex the night before, but thanks to some awful effort I fucked up so bad that everyone noticed. And if you guys would like to know... no I DON'T get tired of the boos. Or the transsexuals. Edited for accuracy. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! I agree with Banky, though, actually. Zsasz, your act would be a lot better if you weren't trying to make it so over the top. I know that's you're shooting for, but the effectiveness is still non-existent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Exactly. There can only be one Banky. Two is too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Exactly. There can only be one Banky. Two is too much. Unless Banky gets banned again, then we need to call in the backup Banky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Perhaps Zsaz is cooking up a huge conspiracy where he'll get Banky banned, then take his spot and become Banky II: Electric Boogaloo. One can only hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Anyone pathetic enough to "scheme" anything on a messageboard should be pushed down the biggest flight of stairs in their local area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Anyone pathetic enough to "scheme" anything on a messageboard should be pushed down the biggest flight of stairs in their local area. Wow, I must be pushed down hundreds of stairs. Bruiser, you needs to chill. Besides, you'd have to throw the provider (CJ) of the knob you polish down hundreds of flights too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Eeyouch. Zing and crap . Or not. FREE CJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Nice haiku, Jack. I found it informative, truthful, and yet aesthetically pleasant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Anyone pathetic enough to "scheme" anything on a messageboard should be pushed down the biggest flight of stairs in their local area. Wow, I must be pushed down hundreds of stairs. Bruiser, you needs to chill. Besides, you'd have to throw the provider (CJ) of the knob you polish down hundreds of flights too. When in doubt, take a cheap shot at me and CJ. I must've missed something, because from what I gather, because we share similar opinions and I was one of the few people who didn't take shit about him after he got banned, we've been "paired up" by a lot of people. What'd I miss, exactly? If we're gonna play that game, then there are plenty of pairings here at TSM, if similar opinions are what we're basing this on. You act as if I defended anything CJ's done in that regard, Banky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Tonight is closing night for the Conwell-Egan Drama Club's production of The Boyfriend. Yours truly, MrZsasz, will be kicking ass and taking names before a crowd of over 150 people. I started this thread so my many, many, fans can wish me well before this exciting performance. Who gives a fuck? Seriously... LMAO! And seconded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HumanJukebox Report post Posted November 25, 2003 LMAO! And seconded. Here is a tribute to my best friend, Hung with me since the beginning And he'll be there to the end. Talkin' Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew. I love Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew too, And all the girls that meet him, they love him too. 'Cause he's the baddest of the bad, hardest of the hard, Mr. Johnson is a giant, dare I call him God? Juice Crew - Dept. of Energy, The power Mr. Johnson, Johnson powers me. And all the girls keep knockin' - knockin' on my door, All those Johnson junkies want more and more. So hail Mr. Johnson and his two friends, too, Mr. Johnson super hero, Johnson and the Juice Crew. Johnson's hypnotizing and Johnson's mesmerizing... Johnson keeps me vital, Johnson keeps me strong Just like Samson had the power when his hair was long. Everybody needs a source of power, A hammer works for Thor but I got Johnson power, Every minute every hour. So darn cute a big hood with one eye, girls can't keep their hands off of him and neither can I. Talkin' Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew. ---------------------------------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
