Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 SWF Storm HOLT report November 21, 2003 Seattle, Washington at Key Arena Report by Christopher Hurlbert of Bremerton, WA, Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: - English Dragon beat Tryst in 3:20 with a Dragon Driver. - Mike Van Siclen beat Craig McClennan in 48 seconds with a Van Slaminator. - SJL World Champion Aecas and Insane Luchador wrestled to a 10-minute time limit draw. - SWF Hardcore Champion Wildchild beat Todd Royal in 8:18 in a non-title match. I’m not sure whether Royal is that good, or if Wildchild wasn’t feeling it, but Todd gave WC a much tougher time than I would have expected. Wildchild won with the Wild Ride. Storm: - The crowd was totally into Thugg when he first came out, but by the end of his promo, it was about split 50/50. - Jamie “Jay Dawg” Drazon came down to the ring after the Onita/Matthews match. He said that he decided to come down from Vancouver to talk about Ashes 2 Ashes. He slammed the show, saying that it was trash because he wasn’t booked to wrestle. He criticized SWF Commissioner “Grand Slam” Mark Stevens, making some really bad puns about him not having any balls. He went on to say how sickened he was by what the SWF has become, and then claimed that there wasn’t anyone in the fed today that could even make him break a sweat. Before he could get any further, though, “When Darkness Falls” started up and Terrance “Janus” Bailey came down to the ring. Terrance smacked Jay Dawg around for a few seconds, and knocked him over the top rope and out of the ring with a Knuckle Bomb. - Wildchild ran down to the ring after the Johnny Dangerous/Va’aiga match and helped Johnny backstage. - We were all in stunned silence with the way the show ended. After Taylor ran out of the ring, the referee waited about a minute before declaring Flesher the winner by count out. Flesher went back to the back without any fanfare, and Funyon got into the ring to thank us all for coming out. Best Pops. 1) HVille Thugg (before he turned on the fans) 2) Janus 3) Strangler 4) Flesher 5) Johnny Dangerous Loudest Boos 1) Erek Taylor 2) Va’aiga 3) Jay Dawg 4) Charlie Matthews 5) Michael Craven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 About time I ranked on the best pop list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 - Mike Van Siclen beat Craig McClennan in 48 seconds with a Van Slaminator. It took him THAT long...did Craig stall???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 Awww yeah, more heat than Craven (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 - Mike Van Siclen beat Craig McClennan in 48 seconds with a Van Slaminator. It took him THAT long...did Craig stall???? Van Siclen was rusty; it took him a little while to shake off the ring rust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 When the hell do I get my dark match tryouts?? i reiterate..... CRAIG MCLENNAN?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 I'll see if I can work you into the next show. In fact, if any JLers or retirees/seperatees would like for me to put them over in the HOLT report, just shoot me a PM sometime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 (Y) @ almost biggest pop of the night. On a show I wasn't even booked on. And even more (Y)age at it coming from smacking that punk Jay Dawg around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Rock! BTW, throughout all my insults, I never bothered to mention that I love these things. Keep doing them. I'm boosted that I got the biggest pop of the night...although, I'm not sure about the turning on the fans thing. I'm kind of annoyed with my promo because it wasn't supposed to come off like that...it was supposed to put him in a tweener kind of a role. You know, badass that don't care about heel or face, but after reading it, I can really see Thugg getting more heel heat than I intended. Oh well...no biggie...I'm better as a heel anyway. Da "pop king" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 How many more reasons do I need to kill Janus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Thanks for putting me over. Any time you wanna put me over is fine with me, so go right ahead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites