Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 <grabs book> "Aagard, Al" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 post the first 250 names and I will legit send you a loonie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2003 There's no way you're going to continue that for the first 50 names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 post the first 250 names and I will legit send you a loonie. Wow, 10 US cents! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Man, 76, charged with molesting 6 females Death penalty in sniper case North East weights plans to triple size Father faces charge in boy's hunting death Judge revises stiff sentence School board considers plan to go electronic Commissioner Manlove files for re-election Man rescued after boat capsizes Jaycees to collect for needy on Dec. 6 Yuletide Joy set Dec. 9 in Perryville Holiday storytime at R.S. Library Thieves targeted building supplies Dog food, milk stolen by man Petition seeks to remove Port's BDC representative IRS auditing National Education Association Geoge Clooney's father to run for Congress from Ky. Pentagon releases 20 prisoners from Guantanamo prison Istanbul bomb suspects face interrogation Blair and Chirac endorse modest EU military force Bush honors fallen soldiers Pill bill moves forward Moscow dorm fire kills 36 students Up, up, up for economy Some Iraqis gloat over U.S. solders' beatings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 You can buy a moon pie and a pennywhistle after you finish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 "Flying Dutchman found dead, mob cockslapping suspected" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Local man claims 0wn4g3 on internet "I totally pwned Dutch, it was fucking 1337," says Angelslayer of Smart Marks Forums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Local man claims 0wn4g3 on internet "I totally pwned Dutch, it was fucking 1337," says Angelslayer of Smart Marks Forums Newspapers wouldn't actually say "0wn4g3" in a headline! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 I always blamed Quick Reply for this. The moment it takes to load the Add Reply screen would filer out a lot of stupid posts as people actually sit and think about them for a moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 They would if they were fVc|<1n6 1337. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 I always blamed Quick Reply for this. The moment it takes to load the Add Reply screen would filer out a lot of stupid posts as people actually sit and think about them for a moment. You're ruining a perfectly good post whoring thread. Shut the fuck up. By the way, the new PowerPC G5 has a 1-gighertz frontside bus that moves data in and out of the processor almost twice as fast as the competition, removing a key bottleneck that limits performance. And it can support more than 200 in-flight instructions at a time - 71% more than the 32-bit Pentium 4. Perhaps more importantly, the G5's 64-bit architecture can address dramaticallymore memory - over 4 bioolion times more than 32-bit chips - so that systems built around the G5 can shatter the 4-gigabyte memory ceiling that limits every other PC on earth. The 64-bit PowerPC G5 It's not just a new chip. It's the next chapter in personal computing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 25, 2003 *Never Post Whores* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 They would if they were fVc|<1n6 1337. If my newspaper printed a l33t headline, I would cut it out, preserve it for the rest of my life and then demand it be cremated with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 25, 2003 *Never Post Whores* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 25, 2003 *Never Post Whores* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Grrrrrrrrrrr.....you ruined my irony Angelslayer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 You're ruining a perfectly good post whoring thread. Shut the fuck up. Well fine. Let me tell you about "The Works" Drill Features * Die cast 24 position torque adjustment ring- controls torque output * 1/2" heavy duty keyless chuck- for quick easy bit changes * 2 speed transmission- for high torque applications Circular Saw Features: * 5-1/2" carbide tipped blade- for longer blade life * Left side blade- provides better cut line visibility * Forward located spindle lock- for quick and easy blade changes Reciprocating Saw Features: * Toolless blade clamp- for quick and easy blade changes * 0 - 3000 strokes per minute (no load speed)- for accurate starts and smooth cutting * Overmold front grip and handle- for added comfort * Electric brake- for quick blade stop Jig Saw Features: * Toolless blade clamp- for easy blade changes * 4 Orbital Positions * Base adjusts- for 0° to 45° right or left * Lightweight and portable- for easy transport Chain Saw Features: * Push button oiling- for prolonged chain life * Safe-T-Tip® - prevents rotational kickback MeasureTech¿ Features: * Laser pointer- indicates proper aiming * Measures and calculates distance, area, and volume * Continuous LCD display to measure as you walk Tuff Sucker¿ Wet/Dry Hand Vac Features: * Cordless 18.0 Volt Tuff Sucker¿ wet/dry hand vac- for fast clean up * Easy-clean dust bowl * Quick-change replaceable filter Flashlight Features: * Adjustable head- for directing light where needed * Screw-off lens- for quick and easy bulb changes SPECIFICATIONS: Drill Specifications: * Battery: 18.0 volts * Chuck: 1/2" (13 mm) heavy duty * RPM: 0-350/0-1300 (no load speeds) * Clutch: 24 position * Weight: 3.9 lbs Circular Saw Specifications: * Battery: 18.0 volts * Blade Size: 5-1/2" * RPM: 4,200 (no load speeds) * Cut Capacities: 0° 1-9/16" / 45° 1-1/8" * Weight: 6.8 lbs Reciprocating Saw Specifications: * Battery: 18.0 volts * SPM: 0-3000 (no load speeds) * Stroke Length: 7/8" * Weight: 6.16 lbs Jig Saw Specifications: * Battery: 18.0 volts * SPM: 2,100 (no load speed) * Cutting Angle: 0° to 45° both right and left * Weight: 3.5 lbs Chain Saw Specifications: * Battery: 18.0 volts * Bar Length: 10" Bar and Chain MeasureTech¿ Specifications: * Battery: 9 volts * Meas. Length: 50 Ft. * Display: LCD Tuff Sucker¿ Wet/Dry Hand Vac Features Specifications: * Battery: 18.0 volts * Filter: Replaceable * Weight: 5.2 lbs Flashlight Specifications: * Battery: 18.0 volts * Bulb: High Intensity * Weight: 2.3lbs INCLUDES: SA1802 cordless drill with 2 double ended screwdriver bits, R10633 circular saw with carbide tipped blade, edge guide, blade, wrench, RJC181 reciprocating saw with 2 blades, VC180WD Tuff Sucker¿ wet/dry hand vac, FL1800 light, OJ1802 Jig Saw with 2 blades, CS1800 Chain Saw with bar oil, EMT0005 MeasureTech¿, 41 piece bit/blade/file set, 2 rechargeable batteries, 1-hr. diagnostic charger,rolling storage bag, and operator's manual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 They would if they were fVc|<1n6 1337. If my newspaper printed a l33t headline, I would cut it out, preserve it for the rest of my life and then demand it be cremated with me. When I get home, I'm posting the headlines I made out of newspaper clippings. Two of my favorites ... Amish trailer park breaks tradition Atomic bugs apologize for violence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 You're ruining a perfectly good post whoring thread. Shut the fuck up. I think I'm cool, but I'm not. I suck. A lot. I'm a blackhole of suck. Suck suckity suck suck suck. SLURP. Oh yeah, well ... See the future of smoking for yourself. A new cigarette that: May present less risk of certain smoking-related diseases. Has 80% less second hand smoke. Has no lingering odor. If you want to know, you've got to go. www.newcig.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Grrrrrrrrrrr.....you ruined my irony Angelslayer <posts about ruining your irony> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Grrrrrrrrrrr.....you ruined my irony Angelslayer <posts about ruining your irony> *clever insult* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Grrrrrrrrrrr.....you ruined my irony Angelslayer <posts about ruining your irony> *clever insult* <clever-er retort> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 *snappy comeback* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 I like air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Air hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Oxygen is better Dutchman's sig owns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted November 25, 2003 DIESES GEWINDE IST HOMOSEXUELL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Anybody remember that day I was #1 for daily post counts? That was kewl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 He sucked Dr. Tom's dick for an extra thousand posts, I heard. For the privilege of getting to put my cock in his common mouth, he'd be the one owing me posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
