Holy Post Whores!

[Slayer 0]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TYPE LOUDER

[justsoyouknow 0]

Hmmph......this has been fun, but I need a smoke, then I'm leaving work. Have a good day, everyone.

[dutchse.cx 0]

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOOD.

[1234-5678 0]

What's with all the goddamned yelling?

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

What's with all the goddamned yelling?

When all else fails, just blame meteors, like our paleontologist friends.

[Slayer 0]

It's all about mathematics, baybee

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

What's with all the goddamned yelling?

When all else fails, just blame meteors, like our paleontologist friends.

What!

 

Just because it's the explaination that requires the least explaining doesn't mean it's not right.

 

Evolutionary theory, on the other hand, is all bollocks.

[Slayer 0]

Just because it's the explaination that requires the least explaining doesn't mean it's not right.

<cuts Chave with Occam's Razor>

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Just because it's the explaination that requires the least explaining doesn't mean it's not right.

<cuts Chave with Occam's Razor>

Meh, Alvarez's comet theory doesn't obey the Occams Razor law, it's just the most romantacised option.

[Guest Kamui]

Every page since I left = got funny. Especially JSYK throwing a pussy fit about it.

 

What was that old phrase? Don't give it out if you can't take it yourself?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Every page since I left = got funny.

There's a reason for that. Skedaddle.

 

And please, forgive me for not wanting to talk about masturbation, or having my parents walk in on me during said masturbation. If only my parents could be as open and accepting as your parents, this world would be a better place.

 

Now shut the fuck up, emo kid.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

God damn emo kids!

Come in here, take my women? Not on my watch, dammit!

[Guest Kamui]

Every page since I left = got funny.

There's a reason for that. Skedaddle.

 

And please, forgive me for not wanting to talk about masturbation, or having my parents walk in on me during said masturbation. If only my parents could be as open and accepting as your parents, this world would be a better place.

 

Now shut the fuck up, emo kid.

Saka.....nae.

[Slayer 0]

Every page since I left = got funny.

There's a reason for that. Skedaddle.

 

And please, forgive me for not wanting to talk about masturbation, or having my parents walk in on me during said masturbation. If only my parents could be as open and accepting as your parents, this world would be a better place.

 

Now shut the fuck up, emo kid.

Saka.....nae.

Mocking people in languages they probably don't know = K-RAD!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Here's the question, though...

 

If Kamui started an emo band, what would it be called?

Before Red Eyes Forgotten

[Guest RoyalBlue]

And please, forgive me for not wanting to talk about masturbation, or having my parents walk in on me during said masturbation. If only my parents could be as open and accepting as your parents, this world would be a better place.

 

Now shut the fuck up, emo kid.

Some people never learn.

 

This page made me want to join up and ridicule this fool, but didn't get here till after it finished. May the Gods of your religion damn waiting for authorization.

[justsoyouknow 0]

God damn emo kids!

Come in here, take my women? Not on my watch, dammit!

What in the fuck is this supposed to mean?

 

Emo kids don't take anyone's women. And please, I beg you, ridicule me. Waiting for authorization, so you couldn't? That's no fucking excuse. Are you Kamui's one and only friend, here to defend his honor? Step up to the plate, son. Step right on up.

[Guest Kamui]

Are you Kamui's one and only friend, here to defend his honor?

Please. I wouldn't point any of my friends towards this place if you paid me.

[Zack Malibu 0]

The lack of "in anger" in this thread worries me.

 

And you guys are supposed to be my friends. Except that emo kid. I'm too optimistic to get into that scene.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The lack of "in anger" in this thread worries me.

 

And you guys are supposed to be my friends. Except that emo kid. I'm too optimistic to get into that scene.

Zack, I like ya, man, but this "Royal Blue" character is beginning to piss me off.

 

So, there's your anger.

 

I actually have no beef with Kamui. He seems like a fairly decent kid. Chave and I have no beef, Angelslayer is good in my book. Damaramashamalamadingdong is pretty cool, but Royal Blue has, with one post, rubbed me the wrong way.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

The lack of "in anger" in this thread worries me.

 

And you guys are supposed to be my friends.  Except that emo kid.  I'm too optimistic to get into that scene.

Zack, I like ya, man, but this "Royal Blue" character is beginning to piss me off.

 

So, there's your anger.

 

I actually have no beef with Kamui. He seems like a fairly decent kid. Chave and I have no beef, Angelslayer is good in my book. Damaramashamalamadingdong is pretty cool, but Royal Blue has, with one post, rubbed me the wrong way.

I post once saying that you suck, and suddenly you hate me? Wow, that guy was right. You are emo!

Go write me a song about how I hurt your feelings.

[justsoyouknow 0]

You didn't hurt my feelings, son, you pissed me off. There's a vast difference. Who are you again? Why should I give two shits about you? Oh, that's right, no one knows who you are, and I have no reason to care about anything that you say. Ever heard that saying, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me?" Apply it here, you've got the same thing. You're not gonna hurt my feelings over the internet, try as hard as you may.

 

You rubbed me the wrong way. You come off as incredibly pompous and arrogant, and, without proving yourself as a poster, you start talking shit. Maybe if you were...OMG....established or something, I could respect what you said. Instead, I'm left with the new kid at school trying to get under my skin.

 

And, for the very last time, why would I start the emo witchhunt if I, myself, was emo? That makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. I listen to hair metal for Christ's sake.

 

Welcome to the board. Now fetch me a fucking mineral water, newbie.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I listen to hair metal for Christ's sake.

Isn't Round and Round a fucking kickass tune?

 

Oh, and KISS' Asylum album. Good shit right there.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I listen to hair metal for Christ's sake.

Isn't Round and Round a fucking kickass tune?

 

Oh, and KISS' Asylum album. Good shit right there.

Bon Jovi. Slippery When Wet.

 

The quintessential 80's metal album.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I listen to hair metal for Christ's sake.

Isn't Round and Round a fucking kickass tune?

 

Oh, and KISS' Asylum album. Good shit right there.

Bon Jovi. Slippery When Wet.

 

The quintessential 80's metal album.

Got it, AND seen 'em live. Twice.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I listen to hair metal for Christ's sake.

Isn't Round and Round a fucking kickass tune?

 

Oh, and KISS' Asylum album. Good shit right there.

Bon Jovi. Slippery When Wet.

 

The quintessential 80's metal album.

I still have it in vinyl in fact.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I listen to hair metal for Christ's sake.

Isn't Round and Round a fucking kickass tune?

 

Oh, and KISS' Asylum album. Good shit right there.

Bon Jovi. Slippery When Wet.

 

The quintessential 80's metal album.

Got it, AND seen 'em live. Twice.

I envy you. "Livin' on a Prayer" is a great song to try to sing when drunk.

[Slayer 0]

I listen to hair metal for Christ's sake.

Isn't Round and Round a fucking kickass tune?

 

Oh, and KISS' Asylum album. Good shit right there.

Bon Jovi. Slippery When Wet.

 

The quintessential 80's metal album.

I would say Theater of Pain and Poison's first two

[Slayer 0]

Are you Kamui's one and only friend, here to defend his honor?

Please. I wouldn't point any of my friends towards this place if you paid me.

What if we pay them?

[justsoyouknow 0]

No, I'm sorry, Slippery When Wet is, by far, the best 80's metal album...that and Appetite for Destruction, but you could sing along to Slippery When Wet much easier.