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Velocity

 

Orlando Jordan takes on Kanyon this Saturday night on Velocity! In more one-on-one action, Nunzio of the FBI battles Funaki. Also, Sean O'Haire will be in singles competition.

In tag action, Johnny Stamboli & Chuck Palumbo battle Spanky & Paul London.

 

Plus, we'll take a look at Ernest "The Cat" Miller's SmackDown! debut.

 

All of this and more on Velocity at 10/9 CT on Spike TV!

 

Confidential

 

Take a tour of Jerry “The King” Lawler’s home this Saturday night on Confidential!

And speaking of color commentators, we’ll also take a special look at Tazz from the “Before They Were Superstars” DVD.

 

In addition, the Oklahoma band plays the Sooners fight song for Jim Ross at a RAW show.

 

We’ll examine who will win a fantasy match between Rob Van Dam and Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka.

 

Also, we poll the WWE Superstars about their Christmas memories. All this and much more this Saturday night on Confidential, airing at 11/10 CT on Spike TV!

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Lawler has MOUNTAINS of Coke products.

Mirrors and rolled up $100 bills?

Yep, he's like Tony Montana come to life.

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Guest Real F'n Show

what to you wanna bet Spanky and London job tonight? Probably Kanyon too...

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
what to you wanna bet Spanky and London job tonight? Probably Kanyon too...

Since we already know the results of who won, the winner of the bet wouldn't be much of a mystery would it?

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Guest JumpinJackFlash

The $100,000 question:

 

Why is Kanyon on Velocity?

 

 

Why is Kanyon on Velocity?!

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
I didn't read the spoilers...shh....

I didn't either, but it's safe to say Kanyon jobbed.

 

When was the last time I won a match period (on T.V) against a non jobber?

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Who better to be on Velocity than Kanyon?

Ultimo Dragon because he doesn't work WWE Style!!

 

Damn McMahon holding down WCW guys.

 

Yes, I know Ultimo wrestled more in Japan and a bit in Mexico, but he was made a name in the United States (outside of Cult followings) from his WCW tenure.

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Guest Real F'n Show

Kanyon and Rhino should be where Nathan Jones and Matt Morgan are right now. I can't believe Kanyon is jobbing to the 7-up guy. I mean, he could probably get over in more ways than one (Who Betta than Kanyon? and Mortis).

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Kanyon and Rhino should be where Nathan Jones and Matt Morgan are right now. I can't believe Kanyon is jobbing to the 7-up guy. I mean, he could probably get over in more ways than one (Who Betta than Kanyon? and Mortis).

Oh Gosh, how many more of these amateurish Southern Fried Dubbya See Dubbya bullshit gimmicks could we possibly need?!? ----- Vincent Kennedy McMahon

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Guest Ghettoman

Be glad Kanyon's losing, that means he'll be heel, he'll control the match, and he'll get his offense over.

 

London and Spanky jobbing just seems like a bad thing considering they got some momentum going, and the FBI is just, whatever.

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I wonder what is the deal with Kanyon being used only as a jobber.

 

Is it:

 

a) Being a WCW product/

b) Not having "the look."

c) Being only about 6 feet tall.

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Guest Jimbo
Hey I may be late but what happened to Taka ?!

Released about 2+ years ago.

but not Funaki ?

Of course not Funaki, they promised him big things...like being Smackdow, numba won anounsa!

 

*cries*

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