The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

[Guest ligerbomb03]

How about that Val Jindrak, huh?

[Vyce 0]

The way JR talks about Jindrack really, really creeps me out.

 

Just give your hotel room key, Ross.

[MixxMaster 0]

god, the crowd is so dead, you can hear the ventilation system...almost thought that Orton was wrestling for a minute there.

[Guest Choken One]

why dont WWE get actual PORN STARS instead of the nearby strippers...

[DangerousDamon 0]

god, the crowd is so dead, you can hear the ventilation system...almost thought that Orton was wrestling for a minute there.

so unnecessary.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

god, the crowd is so dead, you can hear the ventilation system...almost thought that Orton was wrestling for a minute there.

LMAO

 

[CanadianChris 0]

Funny how Val and Jindrak are colour-coordinated, and so are the Lances.

 

 

 

 

Or not.

[Guest Choken One]

Is that their finisher?

 

The Tights pull up cradle?

[tpww7 0]

Ugh..fuck Jindrack and Cade.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Man that looked like a generic OVW training match or something.

[MixxMaster 0]

why dont WWE get actual PORN STARS instead of the nearby strippers...

Much cheaper to get strippers

[AndrewTS 0]

I'm studying for finals. Raw any good?

[Guest BionicRedneck]

If RVD jobbed tonight, maybe he is going over at the PPV.

 

...

 

...

 

Maybe not.

[tpww7 0]

Kane went to school now? I thought he always stayed home.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

enaK!

 

he's livE!

[CanadianChris 0]

What the...hey, that was MY dog! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!

[NYU 0]

god, the crowd is so dead, you can hear the ventilation system...almost thought that Orton was wrestling for a minute there.

OH MY GOD !! ACCORDING TO MY ORTON COUNTER, THAT IS THE 1,000,001 TIME YOU MENTIONED ORTON'S LACK OF HEAT !!!! CONGRATULATIONS !

 

*Ballons drop*

*Confetti falls*

 

Congrats, from all of us here at TSM, including Besus. Especially Besus.

[DangerousDamon 0]

Kane went to school now? I thought he always stayed home.

shut your mouth, you know you're not supposed to remember that.

[CanadianChris 0]

I'm studying for finals. Raw any good?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Kane killed a dog? Call the ASPCA and authorities!

 

That seems like such a cheap heat tactic. What next, is he going to tear up some kids sign and push down a little old granny while laughing?

[DangerousDamon 0]

enaK!

 

he's livE!

hahahahahahah.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Woah! Creepy Kane promo.

[AndrewTS 0]

Kane went to school now? I thought he always stayed home.

Remember? He was NEVER picked last for kickball.

 

We could be talking before the supposed accident.

[Guest Choken One]

Yes. You're evil. We got it.

 

So He has confessed to killing

 

Mom and Dad

Katie Vick

Rosco the dog

His brother

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'm figuring the thing about Kane staying at home all the time was Bearer's lies.

[DangerousDamon 0]

Yes. You're evil. We got it.

 

So He has confessed to killing

 

Mom and Dad

Katie Vick

Rosco the dog

His brother

why kane isn't in death row, we'll never know.

[AndrewTS 0]

I'm studying for finals.  Raw any good?

Stupid question, I guess.

 

Okay, is Raw sucking really bad or really, really bad?

 

That seems like such a cheap heat tactic. What next, is he going to tear up some kids sign and push down a little old granny while laughing?

 

....stunt granny....

[Slickster 0]

Great promo from Kane, arguably his BEST ever. He's got the creepy killer look down, doesn't he?

[MixxMaster 0]

If RVD jobbed tonight, maybe he is going over at the PPV.

 

...

 

...

 

Maybe not.

By normal WWE logic, yes....

 

But this is RVD. They love to screw him over.

 

and over.

 

 

and over.

[deancoles 0]

Didn't Undertaker kill his parents because of Paul Bearer having an affair with Undertaker's Mother?