The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Keep pushing Henry, JR. We'll believe all the hype someday. Sure.

[CanadianChris 0]

Jesus H. Christ. Of all the matches to get ten fucking minutes, they pick THIS ONE???

[Guest ligerbomb03]

HE'S A DAMN HOSS, KING! BAH GAWD! HE'S A DOMINATING HOSS!

 

Look at the size of Mark Henry. My God!

 

*JR spunks all over the announce table*

[Tawren 0]

Jesus H. Christ. Of all the matches to get ten fucking minutes, they pick THIS ONE???

Why not? It's smoking! **** at least, so far.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Great. Henry is the second comming of Yokozuna

[MixxMaster 0]

OMG...Mark Henry thinks he's SPOCK!!!!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

The Vulcan Nervepinch of Doom?!

 

Come Sherman, set the Wayback Machine for 1985!

[CanadianChris 0]

Great. Henry is the second comming of Yokozuna

Does that make Long the next Jim Cornette?

[Guest ligerbomb03]

LMAO

[CanadianChris 0]

One good thing about this match...whenever I'm having trouble falling asleep from now on, I can think of this reverse chinlock.

[tpww7 0]

Im not looking forward to Booker-Henry one bit..

[Guest Basswitch]

LOL

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I'm still waiting for the day one of Steiner's biceps pops like a balloon during those pushups.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

JR (about Steiner): "He's a muscular hot dog, all beef, if you know what I mean."

 

W...T...F...?

[Anakin Flair 0]

Great. Henry is the second comming of Yokozuna

Does that make Long the next Jim Cornette?

Would that make Steiner the new Mr. Fuji? They both speak about as much english.

[tpww7 0]

Nice reversal.

[Tawren 0]

JR (about Steiner): "He's a muscular hot dog, all beef, if you know what I mean."

 

W...T...F...?

He's comparing him to a hot dog, you silly goose.

[Guest BDC]

Awesome counter. Too bad Helms couldn't pin Test with his FINISHER.

[tpww7 0]

YOU FUCKED UP!

[AndrewTS 0]

Does "solid" in wrestling circles mean "extremely average, not really bad but not really any good?"

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

rosie nearly kills test

[Anakin Flair 0]

did Rosie just fuck that up?

[ISportsFan 0]

JR (about Steiner): "He's a muscular hot dog, all beef, if you know what I mean."

 

W...T...F...?

hahahahahaha

 

J.R. does not even attempt to keep a straight image when talking about hosses at all.

 

Jason

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I think Rosey just bent Test in half....

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Jesus Christ, Test is always sloppy w/ that full nelson slam. He almost dropped Helms on his head.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Hurricane had the match won, dammit!

[MixxMaster 0]

Damn, Helms is so talented. He really needs a new gimmick.

 

 

And what the fuck was that move Rosie did to Test? That looked Messed Up!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Remember folks, a bad big man will beat a talented little man every day in WWE world!

[Guest BDC]

Oh, come on, Helms is better than losing to a DAMN BEARHUG.

[tpww7 0]

D'Lo's Sudden Impact gone wrong.