Guest Fook Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Anybody else ever notice this? During every single Mizark segment or match, the cameras zoom in on his face. And he's always ANGRY~! (You have to say it like that for effect). Hell, during tonight's six man match, they must of showed a closeup of his face at least a dozen times. My question is simply, why? They don't do this for anyone else (except for some of Kane's backstage interviews, but even then), so why for Mark Henry? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry. Showing closeups of his face are better than showing closeups of his sweat covered back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Who has a worse case of Swampass? Henry or RVD? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry. Speaking of that, wasn't anyone else getting rather sick of hearing JR talk about Mark Henry being a bear constantly? I mean, damn, he must have orgasmed 20 times over the hosses tonight judging by his commentary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 A man's gotta have his orgasms too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I believe a "bear" is the homosexual community's term for a hoss, incidentally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 It's to show he's not the happy, jovial Mark Henry of the past, but rather a mean, bear-like Mark Henry. Speaking of that, wasn't anyone else getting rather sick of hearing JR talk about Mark Henry being a bear constantly? I mean, damn, he must have orgasmed 20 times over the hosses tonight judging by his commentary. Just be glad he wasn't on SMackdown with the whole Team Lesnar thing going around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ligerbomb03 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Damn, Jim Ross is talking like a damn queer now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Heh, Mark Henry being a bear. I want to see him growl, take out his arm, swipe, and just bear claw someone across the face...then look disinterested and walk away. Henry: WRAR! *clubs Booker T to the side, groans then walks away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Damn, Jim Ross is talking like a damn queer now. And The King still yells "puppies" every time Trish has a match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I laughed at Jim Ross going "He's a damn black bear...err...uhhh...monster! He is a monster!" or something to that effect. I await the day when JR just gives up trying to hide his true feelings and screams "AH SOMEBODY GIVE THE GORILLA A BANANA!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 At least Henry will be gone in 2006.If i was wwe i would have paid his contract up in 2000 when they could afford to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 You know what's sad, a prejudiced and stereotypical white southern play by play guy would be the most interesting thing on RAW in a long time. Well, there already was necrophilia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 At least Henry will be gone in 2006.If i was wwe i would have paid his contract up in 2000 when they could afford to. Eh, but back in 2000, Henry was semi entertaining..albeit in a sick way, with his affair with Mae Young. They could've kept that whole thing around for the RTC angle. You have the RTC come to the ring, surround Mae, and call out Mark Henry. The Sexual Chocolate Black Bear (just had a visual of Conan's masturbating bear) comes out and gets on the mic and looks at Stevie, who stands just in front of Mae, blocking her. Mark: I...like...old...white...women!!! WRAR! *BAR KLAW~! on Stevie Richards, and he then grabs Mae and lumbers away from the ring.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Just be happy that Mark Henry changed his siglet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Those aren't close-ups, he's just that damn fat it looks like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 because he is so massive a full body close up shot would ruin the camera lense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Gone in 2006? COME ON PEOPLE! Mark Henry will get a new contract for more money and two World title runs. Henry is the FUTURE OF THIS BUSINESS BAH GAWD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I laughed at Jim Ross going "He's a damn black bear...err...uhhh...monster! He is a monster!" or something to that effect. I await the day when JR just gives up trying to hide his true feelings and screams "AH SOMEBODY GIVE THE GORILLA A BANANA!" Don't forget the requisite "MAH GAWD KANG!" leading up to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted December 9, 2003 yea, but have you guys seen his finisher......IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 yea, but have you guys seen his finisher......IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!! "World's Strongest Slam" might be the stupidest name for a finisher I've ever heard. But if this was 1984, he'd be over huge, and in an angle with Hogan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I believe a "bear" is the homosexual community's term for a hoss, incidentally. Google led me to this: Bear Glossary Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted December 9, 2003 yea, but have you guys seen his finisher......IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!! "World's Strongest Slam" might be the stupidest name for a finisher I've ever heard. But if this was 1984, he'd be over huge, and in an angle with Hogan... hmmmmmm.......Wrestlemania XX is right around the corner* *ah, fuck no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notJames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but now that Mizark sports dreads, he looks a lot like Predator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Just for weirdness sake...I'd like to see Mark Henry bald. Give him the Bad News Brown look! ...speaking of that, where has Bad News been recently? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies. Okay, then Henry wouldn't qualify. A-Train, though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2003 "If Mark Henry shit in the woods, would he make a sound?" - Old proverb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2003 Heh, Mark Henry being a bear. I want to see him growl, take out his arm, swipe, and just bear claw someone across the face...then look disinterested and walk away. Henry: WRAR! *clubs Booker T to the side, groans then walks away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffybeast 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2003 Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies. Okay, then Henry wouldn't qualify. A-Train, though... A-train is the embodiment of a bear. No question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
