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Guest StevieNightHeat
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WWE has signed Vinny Calentino, who wrestled for Pro Wrestling NOAH in Japan earlier this year.

 

He has a developmental contract. He will be sent to Louisville, Kentucky to train with Ohio Valley Wrestling.

 

-wrestlingexposed.com

 

 

Does anyone know who Vinny Calentino is? is he actually any good in the ring?

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I'm just imagining this 6'4" hoss walking around with a little girl and dog dressed in a costume. Just imagine the possiblities though...

 

He could get his matches from a guy hiding behind or in something which he blows up on every Raw.

 

He would wear a grey suit with hat to the ring every show....

 

You could have him team up with the Hurri-League......... to face Dr. McMahon who we only see his hand.....

 

Go-Go Gadget Transitional Move Finisher

 

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Edited by Kardo
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"Inspector Impact-uh, this is The Chief-uh. You have confidential orders-uh to take out Chris Jericho's knees with a lead pipe-uh. This message will self-destruct-uh in ten seconds."

 

You knows, Inspector Impact always tries to win the match, but when his utility trenchcoat goes awry, it'll be his retarded nephew Fertig and his pet dog Hoss who come and save the day for him. With any luck, his matches will be followed by an episode of Heathcliff.

 

"Helmsley, Helmsley, no one should, terrorize the neighborhood"

Posted
"Inspector Impact-uh, this is The Chief-uh. You have confidential orders-uh to take out Chris Jericho's knees with a lead pipe-uh. This message will self-destruct-uh in ten seconds."

 

You knows, Inspector Impact always tries to win the match, but when his utility trenchcoat goes awry, it'll be his retarded nephew Fertig and his pet dog Hoss who come and save the day for him. With any luck, his matches will be followed by an episode of Heathcliff.

 

"Helmsley, Helmsley, no one should, terrorize the neighborhood"

Fertig!

Guest RoyalBlue
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Truly, I would mark out for anyone with Inspector Gadgets theme as their entrance music.

 

You could have Trish play the part of his annoying daughter.

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