Rock vs JR

[OldSchoolWrestling]

Statement #1:

The Rock has won his last World Championship.

 

Rock: False. For the same reason my uncle has a pair of nuts – because it just is.

 

JR: False. He’s such a great athlete, and he’s so young. He could decide to come back on a more full-time basis in two years, and get right back in the hunt.

 

 

Statement #2:

The Rock’s “This Is Your Life” bit was the most entertaining segment in RAW history.

 

Rock: Very true. And the highest rated.

 

JR: False. It was extremely entertaining, but I’m more entertained by wrestling than talking. I’m an old-school guy.

 

 

Statement #3:

USC should have been picked for the National Championship game.

 

Rock: True. In the islands, we call that day-old stale horses***.

 

 

JR: False. Not according to the BCS poll. They have a great team? Absolutely. They deserve to play for a championship? Good argument. But the argument is between USC and LSU. Oklahoma is 12-1. They played a tougher schedule than the other two teams. They were No. 1 for 14 weeks. Of course, I’m biased. So USC’s issues are between them and LSU. And who’s to say USC’s going to beat Michigan?

 

 

Statement #4:

Kellen Winslow will be the NFL’s best tight end within three years.

 

 

 

Rock: Does he play for Miami? Then you’re damn right.

 

JR: False. Jeremy Shockey. Ada, Oklahoma. Farm boy. Wasn’t raised with the opportunities Kellen Winslow had. I think Shockey’s got the intangibles that are going to make him the best tight end in football.

 

 

 

Statement #5:

J.R. is the best announcer in wrestling history.

 

Rock: True. It’s a dead heat between Jim Ross and Al Snow.

 

 

JR: False. That honor belongs to Gordon Solie. The rest of us are playing for No. 2.

Edited December 9, 2003 by OldSchoolWrestling

[Lord of The Curry]

So I expect to see this Jeremey Shockey fellow debut any time now.

[Lord of The Curry]

Double post. My bad.

 

Oh, and fuck JR. And fuck The Rock for saying JR is the best announcer in the history of pro wrestling.

[RavishingRickRudo]

They should just call themselves World Football Entertainment - they seem to care more about it than wrestling.

[Guest Basswitch]

I dont get it.

 

Is this an interview or.....

[Guest Fook]

Is it just me, or is the Rock more profane offscreen than on?

[ChrisMWaters]

I dont get it.

 

Is this an interview or.....

It's something they regularly have on WWE.Com

 

They've gotten Angle and Nash for one, Noble and Nidia, now Rock and JR.

 

I'm sure there's been others too.

[LaParkaMarka]

Ugh, Jeremy Shockey sucks. Can you believe that guy was nailing Vida Guerra? Blah.

 

If the guy gets some terrible injury that kills his football career, I could see him jumping to WWE. He's stupid enough to do it, and enjoys trash talking so he could probably cut a decent promo.

[Guest netslob]

JR: False. It was extremely entertaining, but I’m more entertained by wrestling than talking. I’m an old-school guy.

 

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! how can he say that with a straight face? oh, wait, i guess he has no choice...

[A Happy Medium]

Shockey was nailing Vida? Fuck him. Todd Heap is better...and he's MORMON!

 

Was Solie really as good as JR's rimjob makes him out to be?

[OldSchoolWrestling]

As an old school announcer he was indeed the man. He's rolling over in his grave watching all these Sports Entertainment announcers.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

McDaniels hits the "su-play" as his opponent wears the crimson mask....

[KTID]

To the guy who said "fuck JR"...

 

Why?

[RavishingRickRudo]

*bites lip*

 

Oh god... so... easy... must... show... restraint... must show.. self... CONTROL.

[AndrewTS]

Statement #2:

The Rock’s “This Is Your Life” bit was the most entertaining segment in RAW history.

 

Rock: Very true. And the highest rated.

 

False, and True.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

To be fair to JR... he was the best in the business from 89-00, and only recently began to decline. To just say "fuck JR" is unfair.

[KTID]

I mean what did he say in this interview to warrant "fuck JR"?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I mean what did he say in this interview to warrant "fuck JR"?

Nothing, but consider the source here.

[Tawren]

Statement #2:

The Rock’s “This Is Your Life” bit was the most entertaining segment in RAW history.

 

Rock: Very true. And the highest rated.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AUSTIN/TAKER WAS HIGHER THAN THIS! IT BROKE 9.0 OR 10.0 OR SOMETHING, BUT IT WAS HIGHER THAN 8.4! I'm sorry, but that pisses me off so much.

[ChrisMWaters]

Statement #2:

The Rock’s “This Is Your Life” bit was the most entertaining segment in RAW history.

 

Rock: Very true. And the highest rated.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AUSTIN/TAKER WAS HIGHER THAN THIS! IT BROKE 9.0 OR 10.0 OR SOMETHING, BUT IT WAS HIGHER THAN 8.4! I'm sorry, but that pisses me off so much.

That was a match, not a segment.

[Big McLargeHuge]

And This is your Life went head-to-head against Nitro.

[Tawren]

Statement #2:

The Rock’s “This Is Your Life” bit was the most entertaining segment in RAW history.

 

Rock: Very true. And the highest rated.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AUSTIN/TAKER WAS HIGHER THAN THIS! IT BROKE 9.0 OR 10.0 OR SOMETHING, BUT IT WAS HIGHER THAN 8.4! I'm sorry, but that pisses me off so much.

That was a match, not a segment.

Segment is a piece of time. "The 8:00 to 8:15 segment was great." From dictionary.com:

 

seg·ment ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sgmnt)

n.

 

1. Any of the parts into which something can be divided: segments of the community; a segment of a television program.

 

 

Highest rated interview maybe, segment NO.

[Guest JMA]

I agree it's unfair to say "fuck J.R." He's right, Gordon Solie was the best commentator in the business. He's also right about wrestling being more entertaining than talking. Ross is an old school guy, he's not like Stephanie.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Since Curry said it, I can give a reasonable explanation as to why:

 

1) JR sucks. Ass. Man Ass. Big Fat Hosstacular Man Ass. Big Fat Smashmouth Hosstacular Man Ass. Big Fat Inverted High Impact Smashmouth Hosstacular Man Ass.

 

2) JR's obsession with football. It leads to crappy football references throughout the show and crappy former football players getting signed to which JR splooges over their football record like it actually means something. FUCK WHY DON'T YOU JUST COMMENTATE FOOTBALL YOU FAT FUCK! Oh yeah, you did, and you SUCKED. JUST LIKE YOU SUCK AT ANNOUNCING WRESTLING! AT LEAST GORDON SOLEY LET SOMEONE GOOD ANNOUNCE WHEN HE WAS ON THE DOWNSWING! AND JUST-IN-CASE-YOU-FORGOT-THAT-SOMEONE-WAS-YOU. BUT NNNOOOO YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HIRE A *GOOD* ANNOUNCER, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE FUCKING COACH TAKE YOUR DUTIES IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD!

 

So yeah, that's what Curry was saying....

[KTID]

Oh, thanks for clearing that up Rudo.

[Guest netslob]

2) JR's obsession with football. It leads to crappy football references throughout the show and crappy former football players getting signed to which JR splooges over their football record like it actually means something.

 

exactly...for years, i've been trying to figure out how having been a football player somehow translates into being a good wrestler...i fail to see the connection.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Well, Stan Hansen played football... he played football. he was tuff. he wrestled good. That's the only connection I can make. The majority of wrestlers who were football players were FAILED football players (why else would they be wrestling?) - in that case, why would you even bring them up? "Oh, they're not good enough for the NFL but they're good enough for us!"... meanwhile, Monday Night Football is playing on another station. Good fucking call Jimbo, way to give free advertisement to your competition. Lilian Garcia sings the national anthem at a football game and "it's the biggest thing she's ever done" and they make a 10 minute segment on confidential on it. A football player does Booker T's "five time" hand gesture and they go on and on and on about it like it's important. The XFL bombed, stop looking to football to validate your existance Vince and Jim - you're both fucking carnys and you'll always be carnys, get over it.

 

Edit: Curry said this, I'm just translating... man Curry, you got some hate in ya. Doesn't Smashmouth Wrestling appeal to you? It's Gridiron Goodness.

[ChrisMWaters]

2) JR's obsession with football. It leads to crappy football references throughout the show and crappy former football players getting signed to which JR splooges over their football record like it actually means something.

 

exactly...for years, i've been trying to figure out how having been a football player somehow translates into being a good wrestler...i fail to see the connection.

Good question?

 

LT, what's your answer?

 

 

<LT>Kevin Nash...of ALL the people to be trained by, I had to pick Kevin Nash...

 

<Me>Er...nevermind.

[EdwardKnoxII]

2) JR's obsession with football. It leads to crappy football references throughout the show and crappy former football players getting signed to which JR splooges over their football record like it actually means something.

 

About JR's obsessiong with football. Simple JR lost his cherry to a football player, of course he was tied up and gagged at the time trying to scream but, you get the point.

[RavishingRickRudo]

He was screaming alright... but... not in THAT way... Good god I tried to show self-control and not refer to JR's sexual Appetite for Hosstruction, but the lure of lady temptation was too much... TOO MUCH ...