k thx 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 Some surprising choices... Such as CWM as a hall of famer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 *notices he hasn't been PM'd yet* I didn't win anything.......THANK GOD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I hope I win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 *notices he hasn't been PM'd yet* I didn't win anything.......THANK GOD. *Notices TMD hasn't been PM'd yet* He didn't win anything.......THANK GOD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I didn't get a single award. I call the Metal Bretheren from the Music folder to come with me to the awards show anyway and proceed as planned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I didn't win anything either. I cry foul. Surely I get SOMETHING for making AoO into a hopeless pop fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I've been forgotten again. Just like when my little brother was born Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incanetic Report post Posted December 22, 2003 If nothing else comes from skinning Kotz, Agent can get some hype for whatever grindcore/gore/death metal band he decides to start. Oral Bowel Movement's Dervish in Raver Bile fails to live up to the hype. While their first release did a good job of harnessing the inner workings of the excretory system, the sophomore effort ends up being a collection of one song done repeatedly. "Glowstick Lobotomy," "Fatal Dehydration," "Murder on the Dance Floor." Ugh, I cry foul at this drek getting any airtime whatsoever. It combines all of the asinine ramblings of a groaning toilet session after a chinese buffet, with none of the class of the skinny waitresses. Thumbs down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I've been snubbed again!!! Damn you......Damn you all!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 Had this included threads as well as posters, I know I'd have won something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I didn't get a single award. I call the Metal Bretheren from the Music folder to come with me to the awards show anyway and proceed as planned. <follows suit> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I won a few. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 Oral Bowel Movement's Dervish in Raver Bile fails to live up to the hype. While their first release did a good job of harnessing the inner workings of the excretory system, the sophomore effort ends up being a collection of one song done repeatedly. "Glowstick Lobotomy," "Fatal Dehydration," "Murder on the Dance Floor." Ugh, I cry foul at this drek getting any airtime whatsoever. It combines all of the asinine ramblings of a groaning toilet session after a chinese buffet, with none of the class of the skinny waitresses. Thumbs down. While I agree that the self-titled debut of OBM set the standard for brutal gastrointestinal metal, the second album shouldn't even have been released. AoO only managed to flesh out a couple of basslines and a few drum machine programs before he was sent to prison. The band had to run ideas back and forth between the studio and Agent's cell, which made for probably some of the worst recording sessions in history. It's a shame that OBM won't even get any of the record sale profits, as all the money is going to the "Save Some Skin for Kotzenjunge" foundation. By the way, for those of you that don't have Oral Bowel Movement's debut, pick it up NOW. Here's the track listings: 1. Xtasy-fueled Mayhem 2. Baggy-pants Killing Brigade 3. Techno Death 4. Puking the boy 5. Glowstick Sodomy 6. The Bloodless Raver 7. Forced fed Pacifiers The Skinning of Kotzenjunge 8. Entombed in the Operating Room (prepping of the skin) 9. Steel Scraping Skin (taking of the skin) 10. Foreign Flesh Encloakment (wearing of the skin) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 If there was a most overlooked poster award, I'm sure I would have won that. Or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 "Murder on the Dance Floor" really is a Sophie Ellis-Bextor song. Otherwise that was so subtle that I didn't realize it was a joke until I saw Brujo's post. I mean, I don't know metal all that well yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 Well, I'd mark out for a metal cover of that song... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 Ack, that's just blasphemous. I think a metal cover of that would turn me completely off of the dark side of the Force and send me screaming back to the loving arms of pop forever, trying hard to forget my brief metal foray. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Well. One winner was most upset about his winning two awards: Fuck you and your dumbass popularity contest. (You can use that for my speeches if you'd like.) Also, never pm me again. So very bitter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Downhome? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Well. One winner was most upset about his winning two awards: Fuck you and your dumbass popularity contest. (You can use that for my speeches if you'd like.) Also, never pm me again. So very bitter... I didn't actually think you would post that PM... What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 23, 2003 CC is MEAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Well, I didn't win anything, but I ALREADY shotgunned presenting an award. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 I'd better get some kind of appearance at this thing. It had better not be as part of some lame-ass "OMG GLOWSTICKZ N RAVEZ MEAN U LIKE BUTTSEX WITH DUDEZ" joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Dervish.. was indeed a real pain to make. The acoustics out in the yard were all wrong, and the metal door of my cell kept buzzing with every open B. Eventually, I just stabbed the fuck out of this Cubano street tough who was in there for snatching purses. Anyway, they put me in solitary, which was a MUCH better setting for recording, aside from the fact that I couldn't see the board, which made for the interesting levels and mastering on the second half of that album. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted December 23, 2003 I would have at least presented, but.....argh.....DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 23, 2003 anyone who wants to present an award should talk to Dr. Tom as I asked him to be the Host. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Well. One winner was most upset about his winning two awards: Fuck you and your dumbass popularity contest. (You can use that for my speeches if you'd like.) Also, never pm me again. So very bitter... It was I who told CWM to fuck off. Not because I am upset at winning Worst and Least popular poster of the year, because I'm not. It was the fact that someone actually thought this high school bullshit would actually interest me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Mr. J Posted on Dec 23 2003, 04:28 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE (CWM @ Dec 22 2003, 07:37 PM) Well. One winner was most upset about his winning two awards: QUOTE Fuck you and your dumbass popularity contest. (You can use that for my speeches if you'd like.) Also, never pm me again. So very bitter... It was I who told CWM to fuck off. Not because I am upset at winning Worst and Least popular poster of the year, because I'm not. It was the fact that someone actually thought this high school bullshit would actually interest me. And yet, here you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 anyone who wants to present an award should talk to Dr. Tom as I asked him to be the Host. "Due to some untimely accidents, plane crashes, power outages, and paper shredder incidents, I'm forced to laud myself with each and every award to be given out, and use my HOST POWERS~ to create several more awards I feel I deserved despite them not existing for some shortsighted reason." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted December 24, 2003 (edited) Mr. J Posted on Dec 23 2003, 04:28 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE (CWM @ Dec 22 2003, 07:37 PM) Well. One winner was most upset about his winning two awards: QUOTE Fuck you and your dumbass popularity contest. (You can use that for my speeches if you'd like.) Also, never pm me again. So very bitter... It was I who told CWM to fuck off. Not because I am upset at winning Worst and Least popular poster of the year, because I'm not. It was the fact that someone actually thought this high school bullshit would actually interest me. And yet, here you are. Leave him alone, or you're getting nixed out of the radical penmanship that has made my signature not only a legend, but also really neat. EDIT: Quoted the post my reply was directed towards. EDIT: Because Kotzenjunge screwed with the opportune moment. EDIT: Because Kotzenjunge is an idiot. EDIT: Factory direct from subliminal_animal—a merry Christmas, to you and yours! Edited December 24, 2003 by subliminal_animal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
