The 2003 Smark Awards~!

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hells yeah dude, girls dig the guy that can dance. I learned this recently after I started coming out of my shell when I'd go out on the weekends. Seriously, just don't look like a completely rhythmless goof and they'll approach you. No confidence necessary except what you need to get on the floor. And even if no girls approach you, dancing still rules and can be extremely theraputic (if you freak it like I do). You might be sore as fuck the next day (like me after a four hour dance-off against the other freaks), but you'll have to say "god-DAMN I had a good time."

[k thx 0]

Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention Michael Joel Benoit, Choken One, and Kotzenjunge in that same breath.

MJB just goes on and on and on and on....seriously, someone needs to tell him to shut the fuck up. He just seems to write pages and pages of bullshit.

 

Choken One is useless. Just offers no purpose at all.

 

I have no problem with Kotz. It's nice to see that at a board dominated with Rock/Metal tastes in music that at least someone listens to the dance. He still didn't answer my question what he's into specifically though. Punk.

I never knew you asked me specifically what I liked. Sorry.

 

I can fox with all of the following (takes deep breath):

 

AK1200

Amber

Angel Alanis

Angelina

Armin Van Buuren

ATB

Aubrey

Aurora

Bad Boy Joe

Bad Boy Bill

Basement Jaxx

Benny Benassi

Blumchen

Bran Van 3000

BT

Cirrus

Crystal Method

D-Devils

D-Vision

Da Buzz

Daft Punk

Dajvo

Daler Mehndi <<< CLICK THAT LINK AND WATCH THE GODLIEST VIDEO EVER. (not really dance by our standards, but too good to ignore)

Dance Dance Revolution (I never play, but I love the songs)

Danila

Darude

Delerium

DJ Danny D

DJ Colette

DJ Encore

DJ Feelgood

DJ Keoki

DJ Kosmonova

DJ Irene

DJ Liquid

DJ Micro

DJ Mystic

DJ Ricey

DJ Sammy

DJ Skribble (his dance material is awesome)

DJ Tiesto

DJ Triptonik

E-Rotic (yeah, just DDR by another name, but whatever)

Earthbound

Eiffel 65

Elissa

Everything But the Girl

Faithless

Fatboy Slim

Fusion 808

George Acosta

Gigi D'Agostino

Haddaway

Happy Hardcore (75% of the genre anyway)

Hideki Naganuma (did a lot of music on Jet Set Radio Future for X-Box, to give some of you an idea)

Hit n' Hide

Ian Van Dahl

Ibiza 303

Intoation

Jason Nevins

JayJay

Jenni

John Digweed

Johnny Vicious

Juno Reactor

Karoly and Monica

Kraftwerk

Kylie Minogue (two years in a row with Grammy nominations for dance songs qualifies her)

Lagoona

Lasgo

Leenda

Lil' Suzy

Lo Fidelity All Stars

Louie DeVito

Luz Devina

Madison Avenue

Mark Van Dale

Mauro Picotto

Mint Royale

Moby

Modjo

Moving Fusion

No Mercy

Noel

Olive

Paul Oakenfold

Paul Van Dyk

Planet Violet

Playgroup

Plump DJ's

PPK

Public Domain

Punjabi MC

Rockell

Rui Da Silva

Safire

Safri Duo

Sasha

Scatman John

Scooter

Shelley

Spiller

Squarepusher

Stakka and Skynet

System F

T r a n c e [] C o n t r o l

Telepopmusik

The Avalanches

The Moon

Thunderpuss

Tim Delux

Tina Ann

Vengaboys

Voodoo and Serano

Warp Brothers

 

Seeing the former Scott Keith's Biggest Fan mentioned reminds me of a thread that you might like...

That list needs more Dan The Automator, Kid Koala, Aphex Twin, Autechre and DJ Shadow.

 

Also, it needs more S Club Juniors

[alfdogg 0]

it's too late. sorry 'boose

Oh come on, I need another vote for Poster of the Year.

[Guest Just J]

You idiot, I didn't use a Google dictionary, since there is no such thing.

Google Web Search Features: Definitions

 

To see a definition for a word or phrase, simply type the word "define," then a space, and then the word(s) you want defined. If Google has seen a definition for the word or phrase on the Web, it will retrieve that information and display it at the top of your search results.

 

example:  define World Wide Web

 

You can also get a list of definitions by including the special operator "define:" with no space between it and the term you want defined. For example, the search [define:World Wide Web] will show you a list of definitions for "World Wide Web" gathered from various online sources.

Well that isn't the one I used, try again.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it's too late. sorry 'boose

Oh come on, I need another vote for Poster of the Year.

another? you still need "A" vote.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Alfdogg is still alive?

[k thx 0]

So, when is this stuff gonna be written up?

 

I wanna find out how much I lost by...

[justsoyouknow 0]

So, when is this stuff gonna be written up?

 

I wanna find out how much I lost by...

It's being written up by Dr. Tom.

 

 

...God help us.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

January 1st. but I'm still waiting for the speeches.

[k thx 0]

If they don't write acceptance speeches, can I collect them on their behalf?

[Adam 0]

And if the guy who got FIRST doesnt write an acceptance speech, can the guy who got FUCKING SECOND win the award?

[spiny norman 0]

I think there was some messup with the IM thing. I haven't received mine yet. I'm just bringing this up now so you can rectify it and let me know what awards I have won so I can write the subsequent speeches for them. Thank you.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention Michael Joel Benoit, Choken One, and Kotzenjunge in that same breath.

MJB just goes on and on and on and on....seriously, someone needs to tell him to shut the fuck up. He just seems to write pages and pages of bullshit.

 

Choken One is useless. Just offers no purpose at all.

 

I have no problem with Kotz. It's nice to see that at a board dominated with Rock/Metal tastes in music that at least someone listens to the dance. He still didn't answer my question what he's into specifically though. Punk.

I never knew you asked me specifically what I liked. Sorry.

 

I can fox with all of the following (takes deep breath):

 

AK1200

Amber

Angel Alanis

Angelina

Armin Van Buuren

ATB

Aubrey

Aurora

Bad Boy Joe

Bad Boy Bill

Basement Jaxx

Benny Benassi

Blumchen

Bran Van 3000

BT

Cirrus

Crystal Method

D-Devils

D-Vision

Da Buzz

Daft Punk

Dajvo

Daler Mehndi <<< CLICK THAT LINK AND WATCH THE GODLIEST VIDEO EVER. (not really dance by our standards, but too good to ignore)

Dance Dance Revolution (I never play, but I love the songs)

Danila

Darude

Delerium

DJ Danny D

DJ Colette

DJ Encore

DJ Feelgood

DJ Keoki

DJ Kosmonova

DJ Irene

DJ Liquid

DJ Micro

DJ Mystic

DJ Ricey

DJ Sammy

DJ Skribble (his dance material is awesome)

DJ Tiesto

DJ Triptonik

E-Rotic (yeah, just DDR by another name, but whatever)

Earthbound

Eiffel 65

Elissa

Everything But the Girl

Faithless

Fatboy Slim

Fusion 808

George Acosta

Gigi D'Agostino

Haddaway

Happy Hardcore (75% of the genre anyway)

Hideki Naganuma (did a lot of music on Jet Set Radio Future for X-Box, to give some of you an idea)

Hit n' Hide

Ian Van Dahl

Ibiza 303

Intoation

Jason Nevins

JayJay

Jenni

John Digweed

Johnny Vicious

Juno Reactor

Karoly and Monica

Kraftwerk

Kylie Minogue (two years in a row with Grammy nominations for dance songs qualifies her)

Lagoona

Lasgo

Leenda

Lil' Suzy

Lo Fidelity All Stars

Louie DeVito

Luz Devina

Madison Avenue

Mark Van Dale

Mauro Picotto

Mint Royale

Moby

Modjo

Moving Fusion

No Mercy

Noel

Olive

Paul Oakenfold

Paul Van Dyk

Planet Violet

Playgroup

Plump DJ's

PPK

Public Domain

Punjabi MC

Rockell

Rui Da Silva

Safire

Safri Duo

Sasha

Scatman John

Scooter

Shelley

Spiller

Squarepusher

Stakka and Skynet

System F

T r a n c e [] C o n t r o l

Telepopmusik

The Avalanches

The Moon

Thunderpuss

Tim Delux

Tina Ann

Vengaboys

Voodoo and Serano

Warp Brothers

 

Seeing the former Scott Keith's Biggest Fan mentioned reminds me of a thread that you might like...

No Fischerspooner? Ladytron? Satanik Mashups? Z-Trip? You son of a bitch!

 

Most Likely to Get Fired for Operating on Little Sleep Because Instead of Going to Bed He Read This Drek (He Also Wrote A Column!): anyone?

 

Most Called For Return to Posting: anyone? anyone? Well, I'm not actually returning...just checking in on the big topics. Although if they degrade into petty arguments with Johnson and suck like this one...I'll be sad. And leave again. And listen to Fischerspooner, Ladytron, Satanik Mashups, & Z-Trip. You son of a bitch.

 

(also check out the Adam Freeland bootleg remix of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"...not my style but maybe you'll like it...)

[Art Sandusky 0]

I've heard them, I'm just not a big mark for them.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Quite a nice list there, Kotz. You're missing a few that I know you'll enjoy, so I'll be sure to help add to that collection.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I want everyone to click the Daler Mehndi link. JSYK can attest to its godliness.

[justsoyouknow 0]

It's quite the brilliant song. I put it on a mix-CD for drinking the other night, and there wasn't one person there that didn't enjoy it. Two thumbs up. If you're a fan of overweight Arab men dancing around in various colored turbans while singing something that sounds like "chunky soup", then this is the music video for you!

 

Also, it will rock your socks off.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Award Show coming soon. Maybe another hour or three

[Zack Malibu 0]

Award Show coming soon. Maybe another hour or three

Hurry it up, bitch.

[The Kid 0]

How did I miss this entire thread?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it's up

[justsoyouknow 0]

You should post the vote tallys.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

don't have them anymore. and I'm lazy.

[alfdogg 0]

it's too late. sorry 'boose

Oh come on, I need another vote for Poster of the Year.

another? you still need "A" vote.

You LIE~

 

I voted for myself.

[Lightning Flik 0]

it's too late. sorry 'boose

Oh come on, I need another vote for Poster of the Year.

another? you still need "A" vote.

You LIE~

 

I voted for myself.

alfdogg... I'm sorry dude. But at I when you were passing me the voting thingy to pass on to CWM, I thought you said that you were voting for anyone specifically other than you.

 

Hence, I changed any votes from alfdogg to CWM. Sorry pal. My bad.