ATTN: Hoff

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

When you're taking life lessons from WWE, that really says something about how you're living.

 

Dames

You're just jealous, plus WWE life lessons never failed me before.

 

*Remembers time when girlfriend accidently cost him the Spelling Bee in 4th Grade and he decked her*

 

Ok... almost never failed me.

[Ripper 0]

*comes out in a orangejuice truck and sprays everyone in the ring as Dames and Zsasz get up and fall down comically over and over again instead of just getting out of the ring*

 

 

*screams whoo alot*

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

*theme music hits*

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Banky brings the suck. Sad really.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky brings the suck. Sad really.

84 posts already Eagan? Please.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Banky brings the suck. Sad really.

84 posts already Eagan? Please.

86 now. And I'm not Eagan.

 

This is what I mean about Banky. Whereas he was the terror of NHB, he's now living on past glories, relying on starting weak threads and repeating the same tired lines.

 

Grow some humor bud.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky brings the suck. Sad really.

84 posts already Eagan? Please.

86 now. And I'm not Eagan.

 

This is what I mean about Banky. Whereas he was the terror of NHB, he's now living on past glories, relying on starting weak threads and repeating the same tired lines.

 

Grow some humor bud.

Why don't you inspire me, Eagan? You're boring.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

RoyalBlue/Who could love you?/You smell like a bucket of poo/Royal Blue

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Banky brings the suck. Sad really.

84 posts already Eagan? Please.

86 now. And I'm not Eagan.

 

This is what I mean about Banky. Whereas he was the terror of NHB, he's now living on past glories, relying on starting weak threads and repeating the same tired lines.

 

Grow some humor bud.

Why don't you inspire me, Eagan? You're boring.

You can't start a fire from ash. Face it, you're burnt out Banky. You haven't said anything relevant in months, hell I don't think I've ever seen you post anything relevant. Your last good idea was a weak ass swerve which was designed to bring people over to your board, but just ended up getting The New Me banned and making you look even worse. Go ahead, flame me. I wanna see what you've got left. I want to see what the mighty Banky can do to make himself look better than me.

 

And no I'm not Eagan. Isn't it funny how you're turning into him though?

[Guest RoyalBlue]

RoyalBlue/Who could love you?/You smell like a bucket of poo/Royal Blue

And that is why you suck Zsasz. Seriously, a dyslexic five year-old could flame better than that.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

RoyalBlue/Who could love you?/You smell like a bucket of poo/Royal Blue

And that is why you suck Zsasz. Seriously, a dyslexic five year-old could flame better than that.

Friend?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky brings the suck. Sad really.

84 posts already Eagan? Please.

86 now. And I'm not Eagan.

 

This is what I mean about Banky. Whereas he was the terror of NHB, he's now living on past glories, relying on starting weak threads and repeating the same tired lines.

 

Grow some humor bud.

Why don't you inspire me, Eagan? You're boring.

You can't start a fire from ash. Face it, you're burnt out Banky. You haven't said anything relevant in months, hell I don't think I've ever seen you post anything relevant. Your last good idea was a weak ass swerve which was designed to bring people over to your board, but just ended up getting The New Me banned and making you look even worse. Go ahead, flame me. I wanna see what you've got left. I want to see what the mighty Banky can do to make himself look better than me.

 

And no I'm not Eagan. Isn't it funny how you're turning into him though?

Inspire me. Draw my ire. Please, something needs to reignite my interest in this place. Maybe you can do it. I'll thank you if you can help me out of this funk.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Banky brings the suck. Sad really.

84 posts already Eagan? Please.

86 now. And I'm not Eagan.

 

This is what I mean about Banky. Whereas he was the terror of NHB, he's now living on past glories, relying on starting weak threads and repeating the same tired lines.

 

Grow some humor bud.

Why don't you inspire me, Eagan? You're boring.

You can't start a fire from ash. Face it, you're burnt out Banky. You haven't said anything relevant in months, hell I don't think I've ever seen you post anything relevant. Your last good idea was a weak ass swerve which was designed to bring people over to your board, but just ended up getting The New Me banned and making you look even worse. Go ahead, flame me. I wanna see what you've got left. I want to see what the mighty Banky can do to make himself look better than me.

 

And no I'm not Eagan. Isn't it funny how you're turning into him though?

Inspire me. Draw my ire. Please, something needs to reignite my interest in this place. Maybe you can do it. I'll thank you if you can help me out of this funk.

I can't inspire you Banky. Only you can inspire yourself. Untill then you're just gonna have to face the fact that you're redundant.

[Adam 0]

This is gonna get very, very ugly, very, very quickly

[Guest RoyalBlue]

This is gonna get very, very ugly, very, very quickly

No it wont. Banky's got nothing and I'm not gonna flame-bait him.

[Highland 0]

Why do I have this gnawing suspicious that this is a swerve between Banky and RoyalBlue to stir up shit and get a riise out of this board (as fun and interesting as the last one was) ?

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Why do I have this gnawing suspicious that this is a swerve between Banky and RoyalBlue to stir up shit and get a riise out of this board (as fun and interesting as the last one was) ?

Maybe. Or maybe this is annother username for Banky, and he's giving it the rub by letting it 0wn him. Or maybe this is one of Banky's friends taking the piss out of him. Or maybe it's just Banky getting shown up for the fool he is without anyone to fight his battles for him.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Maybe one of you needs to take off his pants.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

This is gonna get very, very ugly, very, very quickly

No it wont. Banky's got nothing and I'm not gonna flame-bait him.

Right....you're not trying to bait me? C'mon bro. You're only flame is that I am not what I used to be. Oh no, I have had numerous posting gimmicks.

 

I think it says a lot about me that a totally new poster would point me out of every other user and try to pick a fight. Thats proves my popularity right there. You're just trying to cash in off my shit, and its not working.

 

Prove that you are worthy of the real Banky to come out, right now, I am the Corporate Banky...just taking it easy.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I think it says a lot about me that a totally new poster would point me out of every other user and try to pick a fight.  Thats proves my popularity right there.

Yeah, it could be that. Or it could be that the first post in this thread was one of the most pathetic, stupid posts this year. You say that my main arguement is that your not what you used to be? Yeah, you used to be half-way decent, and now you suck the cock. You've yet to prove that you're anything other than a lame manifestation of what you used to be. Now you're corperate Banky? Yeah, just floating around doing shit. It's a shame how the mighty have fallen.

 

So, you gonna prove yourself, or shall we just leave it and let you wallow in your own shit?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I think it says a lot about me that a totally new poster would point me out of every other user and try to pick a fight.  Thats proves my popularity right there.

Yeah, it could be that. Or it could be that the first post in this thread was one of the most pathetic, stupid posts this year. You say that my main arguement is that your not what you used to be? Yeah, you used to be half-way decent, and now you suck the cock. You've yet to prove that you're anything other than a lame manifestation of what you used to be. Now you're corperate Banky? Yeah, just floating around doing shit. It's a shame how the mighty have fallen.

 

So, you gonna prove yourself, or shall we just leave it and let you wallow in your own shit?

I'll wallow.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I think it says a lot about me that a totally new poster would point me out of every other user and try to pick a fight.  Thats proves my popularity right there.

Yeah, it could be that. Or it could be that the first post in this thread was one of the most pathetic, stupid posts this year. You say that my main arguement is that your not what you used to be? Yeah, you used to be half-way decent, and now you suck the cock. You've yet to prove that you're anything other than a lame manifestation of what you used to be. Now you're corperate Banky? Yeah, just floating around doing shit. It's a shame how the mighty have fallen.

 

So, you gonna prove yourself, or shall we just leave it and let you wallow in your own shit?

I'll wallow.

Good.

 

Now let this be a lesson to you to not start any more stupid threads whining that someone thinks different from you.

[justsoyouknow 0]

What's with this mission from God that you're on? Every time I see you in a thread, you're saying something like, "Let that be a lesson to you...". Why are you acting like you're the savior of the board?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I think it says a lot about me that a totally new poster would point me out of every other user and try to pick a fight.  Thats proves my popularity right there.

Yeah, it could be that. Or it could be that the first post in this thread was one of the most pathetic, stupid posts this year. You say that my main arguement is that your not what you used to be? Yeah, you used to be half-way decent, and now you suck the cock. You've yet to prove that you're anything other than a lame manifestation of what you used to be. Now you're corperate Banky? Yeah, just floating around doing shit. It's a shame how the mighty have fallen.

 

So, you gonna prove yourself, or shall we just leave it and let you wallow in your own shit?

I'll wallow.

Good.

 

Now let this be a lesson to you to not start any more stupid threads whining that someone thinks different from you.

Right. So you think that you've put me in my place? How so? By actively scouring me out and trying to pick a fight? I balked, but please, put me in my place. Leave me left for dead with my panties around my ankles. I beg you. C'mon, you're coming out with your guns blazing. I don't have to prove shit to you. You're fucking Maven to my Shawn Michaels. What makes you think you can even hang. So don't consider this an instance shutting me up, consider it an instance of choosing not to tarnish my good name by fueding with Eagan v. 19.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I think it says a lot about me that a totally new poster would point me out of every other user and try to pick a fight.  Thats proves my popularity right there.

Yeah, it could be that. Or it could be that the first post in this thread was one of the most pathetic, stupid posts this year. You say that my main arguement is that your not what you used to be? Yeah, you used to be half-way decent, and now you suck the cock. You've yet to prove that you're anything other than a lame manifestation of what you used to be. Now you're corperate Banky? Yeah, just floating around doing shit. It's a shame how the mighty have fallen.

 

So, you gonna prove yourself, or shall we just leave it and let you wallow in your own shit?

I'll wallow.

Good.

 

Now let this be a lesson to you to not start any more stupid threads whining that someone thinks different from you.

Right. So you think that you've put me in my place? How so? By actively scouring me out and trying to pick a fight? I balked, but please, put me in my place. Leave me left for dead with my panties around my ankles. I beg you. C'mon, you're coming out with your guns blazing. I don't have to prove shit to you. You're fucking Maven to my Shawn Michaels. What makes you think you can even hang. So don't consider this an instance shutting me up, consider it an instance of choosing not to tarnish my good name by fueding with Eagan v. 19.

1) How did I actively scour you out? I made one post saying you brought the suck and you decided to pick up on it and call me Eagan. One criticism doesn't make a witch-hunt, you poor persecuted little darling.

 

2) You still haven't done anything to prove yourself. What you're doing is the message board equivalent of saying "Uh-uh, make me shut up" in a squeaky voice, while tears run down your cheeks.. I made the observation that you bring the suck, certainly much more than you used to. You haven't disproved that. Now, either accept you suck, disprove what I said above, or get out of this thread.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Time to dust off an oldie:

 

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

*yawn*

 

Try harder to feel important.

[Guest Beeferton]

Royal Blue wants his ass made famous.

 

And this corny "*spinebuster*" shit needs to stop. Really, kids.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

*yawn*

 

Try harder to feel important.

Touche Banky. There's that quick-fire wit we all know and love.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

*yawn*

 

Try harder to feel important.

Touche Banky. There's that quick-fire wit we all know and love.

I'm sorry that I forgot to have the courtasy of giving you a reach around during in our secretive tryst, but thats the kinda guy I am. Consider this my apology.

[MrRant 0]

There is no apology good enough to make up for a forgotten reach around.