Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) SJL METAL CARD Date: Tuesday, December 16, @ 10 PM EST Venue: The Burt Flickinger Center in the “beautiful” steel belt of Downton Buffalo, New York! Send To: Longdogger_Pete Todd Royal and Landon Maddix were given the night off thanks to their performances on Crimson, but then Raynor said Maddix had to fight, in order to cover up for the booker's mad leet typo skilzl. Alan Clark is too hurt to fight. OPENING PROMO: Todd Royal is here! The SJL’s World Champion is here to give his thoughts on his loss to Alan Clark, and to the injuries he caused the Disney-sponsored superstar. Clark is so injured that he won’t be competing tonight. When will he be able to cash in his title shot? Only time will tell. WELCOME WAGON! Daredevil vs. David Cross Description: Daredevil, meet David Cross, one of the most talented rookies we’ve seen in the JL in a long time. David Cross, meet Daredevil, officially licensed JL rookie and bona fide talent, according to his trainer (who just happens to be working for the SWF). Let’s see what you’ve got. Rules: Standard match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Limit: 3000 Send to: Ace309 CHECKING FOR A PULSE LADDER MATCH “Live~Wire” Sean Casey vs. “Fruity” Frankie Deed Description: These two haven’t been around much lately. We’re wondering if they’ll show up for this one. Rules: Standard ladder match rules, with a stocking full of coal hanging at the top of the ladder. This just screams postmatch shenanigans. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Ace309 LEAD STEEL PIPE CHALLENGE MATCH Jacob Helmsley vs. Santa Claus Description: After the show last week, Jacob sat on Santa’s lap and Santa asked him what he wanted for Christmas. Jake told him, and despite Santa quickly turning white and starting to shake, the dear old man simply can’t refuse. He’s Santa, for god’s sake. Rules: Jacob asked for a Lead Steel Pipe Challenge. There will be several lead steel pipes, Jacob’s specialty weapons, laying outside and under the ring. Lead Steel pipes are legal in this match, but no other weapons are. Outside of the lead steel pipe rule, all rules apply normally. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Thoth EDIT: You missed one. MAIN EVENT Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Description: One of the top young prospects meets up with the craftiest, highest veteran the JL has ever seen! Old time hockey! Rules: Standard match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Longdogger_Pete Edited December 13, 2003 by Longdogger_Pete Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 nice.... though I can see where that ladder match is headed.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Hate to break it to ya Tom... but it's a Steel Pipe... not a lead one. (Y)ness card though. EDIT~ Todd and Landon have been given the night off... yet Landon is fighting in the Main Event? hmm... very tricky of ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Sigh. See, Zed makes cards that have mistakes that MATTER. I just make typos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 I shall be writing, and I shall be PROMOING!!! Seeing as Todd's stolen my opening promo, I guess I'll just have to show up late or something...Todd, for your promo...if you want, mention how I haven't arrived in the arena yet. Cheers. Plus, my new "OMG HEELISH~!" stats will be up tommorow Spike. Someone please fucking show this time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Indy Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Wait aminute?......The ******* ****** work with SWF?! When the hell did that happen? Well I can't wait, this will be interesting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 if those *s represent who I *think* they represent... *boots shake* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Indy Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Uh no....they or he or she are who trained Daredevil. Im just not going to reveal it till sometime later...ALOT LATER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 well I know... I'm just saying that if it's who I think it is... I cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 A word of advisement folks... Two total turned in matches does not a holiday show make. I'm not singling anyone out, but please do your best to show me some effort this week. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Everyone already knows who trained you, Daredevil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Revised heelish stats are up, so Spike please read and write... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 Especially write. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 Notice: I will not be availale to mark matches, I am out of town. I know you guys can handle this, so get someone to mark for me. Not like anyone will turn in anything anyway. Sigh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 If one of the markers wants to jump in for that one, just post and first come first served. If no one posts by the due time, Santa and Jake can send their matches to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
