Am I watching this board crash and burn?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

*Promises to carry The Smart marks to new heights of greatness in 2004

I doubt that.

*Appreciates the Support*

[k thx 0]

Hi, I'm new here.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan.

Saying that every newb is Eagan doesn't make you a better mod, Malibu.

 

Conformist.

I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here.

I hate to tell a mod his job (unless he bans me), but wouldn't it have been better for you to say that before you banned him? So he could read it and stuff?

[EL BRUJ0 0]

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next to be banned

[Zack Malibu 0]

Hi, I'm new here.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan.

Saying that every newb is Eagan doesn't make you a better mod, Malibu.

 

Conformist.

I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here.

I hate to tell a mod his job (unless he bans me), but wouldn't it have been better for you to say that before you banned him? So he could read it and stuff?

We all know he's going to see it, no use in denying it.

[k thx 0]

Hi, I'm new here.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan.

Saying that every newb is Eagan doesn't make you a better mod, Malibu.

 

Conformist.

I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here.

I hate to tell a mod his job (unless he bans me), but wouldn't it have been better for you to say that before you banned him? So he could read it and stuff?

We all know he's going to see it, no use in denying it.

Curse you, you and your incessent logic

[Hoff 0]

<pulls out guitar and strums>

 

This thread is ghey

This thread is ghey

This thread is...

This thread is...

This thread is gheeeeeyyyyy...

Beeferton... is ghey

Beeferton is so f'king ghey

Beeferton is so f'king ghey

Beeferton is so gheeeeeyyyyy...

Hoff... is ghey

Hoff is also f'king ghey

Hoff is also f'king ghey

Hoff... is ghey

Beeferton, ghey

Hoff, ghey

This thread, ghey

Everyone else, ghey

Zach Malibu, ghey

FrozenBlockofpiss, ghey

RoyalBlue, ghey

Chave, ghey

Angelslayer, ghey

Everyone who posted in this thread is ghey...

*gets out his lighter*

 

And yeah, Zack, that's enough. Your logic has been riding my ass all day.

[Guest Beeferton]

Fags.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Beeffags?

[Slayer 0]

So do you think this board needs more threads like What do you think of me or +1?

I don't think there's been a thread called "+1" yet, but if I wasn't scared of being banned I'd make one.

That thread had a lifespan of 29 minutes

[EL BRUJ0 0]

5

[Slayer 0]

+ghey

[Guest Bottled Black]

Since I didn't post yet, does that make me anti-ghey?

[Slayer 0]

No, you're definitely ghey now

[Guest Bottled Black]

I knew I shoulda kept my mouth shut

[justsoyouknow 0]

....who's Beeferton?

[Damaramu 0]

I don't get it. Why do so many people go crazy and declare "I'm here to save the board! And we have a new generation of posters to take over and bring this board to greatness!" meanwhile the people saying this are also the people that say "It's just a Message board....god get a life."

They need to start following there own advice.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

6

[justsoyouknow 0]

Brujo, did you eat asbestos again?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Brujo, did you eat asbestos again?

Probably, since there was no pudding around.

 

*rimshot*

 

You better be going to some wild X-mas parties to make this up to us...

[justsoyouknow 0]

How about wild New Year's pictures? That I can do. Christmas I'm spending with the family, so unless you want a bunch of pictures of all the men drunk and passed out in front of the TV, and all of the women washing the dishes, you won't enjoy them at all.

 

But New Year's I'm going to a masquerade party, so I'll do my DAMNDEST to come through for you.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I will make sure that I get my lesbian friends good and sloshed so that I can take pictures of them grinding their naked, oil-slathered bodies up against each other. If I don't, I'll vanish forever. Pinky swear.

That's what I like to hear.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

You've already forced the bittertasting cock of disappointment down our throats once, I'll be damned if it happens again.

[justsoyouknow 0]

...I didn't say that....

 

Let's see...the bisexual is moving back to Utah, the midget lesbian is ugly...but...I can get pictures of straight girls doing lesbianish stuff....if that's alright with you, Malibu.

[justsoyouknow 0]

You've already forced the bittertasting cock of disappointment down our throats once, I'll be damned if it happens again.

Yeah, I know...I'm sorry about that, but from what I heard, the wet t-shirt contest wasn't all that thrilling anyway. But I promise you, I will NOT get too drunk and pass out early on New Years. Pinky swear.

[Zack Malibu 0]

...I didn't say that....

 

Let's see...the bisexual is moving back to Utah, the midget lesbian is ugly...but...I can get pictures of straight girls doing lesbianish stuff....if that's alright with you, Malibu.

That's fine with me. And midget lesbian? That's right out of the Howard Stern show. I gotta come visit you sometime, just for shits and giggles.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Oh, there's a variety of interesting characters running around. If you ever make it out to Arizona, give me a call, we'll party.

[Guest stardust]

Midget lesbian? HAHAHA That's almost as funny as the Jewish lesbian named Yami who hit on me that one time.

[Damaramu 0]

Damn you JSYK! You got my hopes up once! I believed in you! Believed!

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here.

 

YES! The Force is strong with this one. You need to act like that more often, Malibu. If that anger starts to dwindle, just remember when Kelly dumped you for the twentysomething manager of the Max.

 

Oh, and Eagan is probably one of the most pathetic people I've "met" on the 'net. Trolls are bad, but at least they eventually go away. You just keep coming back and for what? Nobody likes you. You're like that annoying person everyone knew when they were growing up, who'd try and bribe you with something f you'd just be his friend. Wait, you are that person. In your case, wrestling themes were the bait for potential "friends." Loser.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

...and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's...

 

SO FUCKIN HOT