The Flying Dutchman's ALL NIGHTER~!

[dutchse.cx 0]

Cross-dressers? More than likely. Boobs are still huge.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Ive been to Dutch Wonderland before. The place was closed but they let us ride the monorail thing around the park once.

 

We also managed to find Intercourse PA and we all had a laugh and took photos of the sign..

[Guest stardust]

Razazteca, I do believe those are indeed cross-dressing men.

[razazteca 0]

I'm thinking its some obsessive hentia anime fan wanting to become their favorite character.

[Guest stardust]

Ive been to Dutch Wonderland before. The place was closed but they let us ride the monorail thing around the park once.

 

We also managed to find Intercourse PA and we all had a laugh and took photos of the sign..

There's a town about 20 miles away with the same name as me, and some of my guy friends thought it would be funny to find a road sign saying "Now entering Aubrey" and for me to place it above my bed. They never managed to find said sign, though.

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Okay guys, I'm gonna show off my collection of altered jpegs, done with both MS Paint and Fireworks. I'll post about 5 now, and 5 later.

 

http://efedcwf.hypermart.net/zach.jpg

 

http://efedcwf.hypermart.net/marney.jpg

 

http://efedcwf.hypermart.net/Wdi.jpg

 

http://efedcwf.hypermart.net/ScottKeith3.jpg

 

http://efedcwf.hypermart.net/Sandman.jpg

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If I could do that, I'd become Dilandau.

 

And then I'd fucking kill Merle.

 

And burn everything.

 

God that would rule.

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Then ABOBO and ABOBO alone would occupy my signature.

 

Ahem!

[dutchse.cx 0]

A drunken statement is as good as law. Gimme a minute.

[razazteca 0]

Sponge Bob Squarepants is where your name comes from?

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A drunken statement is as good as law. Gimme a minute.

I was just messing. Cool, though.

[Guest stardust]

ABOBO, did the cake you stole from the old lady look like this?

[dutchse.cx 0]

Sponge Bob Squarepants is where your name comes from?

 

No. And don't make me get the stick.

 

The most famous of the phantom vessels, supposedly seem in stormy weather off the Cape of Good Hope but now and then reported in other latitudes.

 

The term 'Flying Dutchman' actually refers to the captain, not his ship. Legend has it that this maniacal Dutch sea captain was struggling to round the Cape of Good Hope in the teeth of a terrible gale that threatened to sink his ship and all aboard. The sailors warned him to turn around, the passengers pleaded, but the captain, either mad or drunk, refused to change course. Instead, he pressed on, singing loud and obscene songs, before going below to his cabin to drink beer and smoke his pipe. Monstrous waves pummeled the sides of the ship, howling winds bent the masts and tore at the sails, but still the captain held his course, challenging the wrath of God Almighty by swearing a blasphemous oath.

 

Finally, there was a mutiny on board; the crew and passengers attempted to take control of the ship, but the captain, roused from his drunken stupor, killed the leader of the rebellion and threw him overboard. The moment the body hit the water, the clouds parted, and a shadowy figure materialized on the quarterdeck.

"You're a very stubborn man," the shadow said, and the captain answered him with an cussword. "I never asked for a peaceful passage," the captain went on. "I never asked for anything. So clear off before I shoot you, too."

 

But the figure didn't move. Drawing his pistol, the captain tried to fire, but the gun exploded in his hand. Now the figure spoke again, and told the captain he was accursed.

 

"As a result of your actions you are condemned to sail the oceans for eternity with a ghostly crew of dead men, bringing death to all who sight your spectral ship, and to never make port or know a moment's peace," the shadow said. "Furthermore, gall shall be your drink, and red hot iron your meat." The captain, reckless to the last, cried, "Amen to that!"

 

And so, for centuries from then on, the Flying Dutchman was seen piloting his spectral vessel, its canvas spread, its masts creaking in a fearful wind. Sometimes, it was said, he led other ships astray, onto rocky shoals and hidden reefs. Also he was said to be responsible for turning sailors' food supplies sour. His ship, looking innocent enough, would sometimes draw alongside another vessel and send letters aboard. But if the letters were opened and read, the ship would founder. Those who saw the captain himself claimed that he was bareheaded and repentant, clasping the wheel on the quarterdeck, pleading the heavens for mercy at last. In the rigging of his ship, some said, they could see a crew of skeletons, grinning miserably as they put on ever more sail.

The tale of the Flying Dutchman has been elaborated by many writers, but it is more than a piece of fiction. The phantom ship has been seen many times — and there have been reports even in the 20th century, including the crew of a German submarine boat during World War II.

 

One of the first recorded sightings was by the captain and crew of a British ship in 1835. They recorded that they saw the phantom ship approaching in the blanket of a terrible storm. It came so close that the British crew feared the two ships might run into each other, but then the ghost ship suddenly vanished.

 

On 11 July 1881, the Royal Navy ship H.M.S. Bacchante was rounding the tip of Africa, when they sighted The Flying Dutchman. The midshipman, a prince who later became King George V, recorded that the lookout man and the officer of the watch had seen the Flying Dutchman:

 

"A strange red light as of a phantom ship all aglow, in the midst of which light the mast, spars and sails of a brig 200 yards distant stood out in strong relief."

 

It was a misfortune that the lookout saw the Flying Dutchman, for soon after on the same trip, he accidentally fell from a mast and died. Fortunately for the English royal family, the young midshipman survived the curse.

 

As recently as March, 1939, the ghost ship was seen off the coast of South Africa by dozens of bathers who supplied detailed descriptions of the ship, although most had probably never seen a 17th century merchant vessel. The British South Africa Annual of 1939 included the story, derived from newspaper reports:

 

"With uncanny volition, the ship sailed steadily on as the Glencairn beach folk stood about keenly discussing the whys and wherefores of the vessel. Just as the excitement reached its climax, however, the mystery ship vanished into thin air as strangely as it had come."

 

The last recorded sighting was in 1942 off the coast of Cape Town. Four witnesses saw the Dutchman sail into Table Bay... and vanish.

 

Many authorities have argued that the story of the Flying Dutchman has its origin in a real event, though there is very little agreement about what the event was. Further confusion is brought into the matter by the fact that are many versions of the tale — in which the ship's skipper is variously named Vanderdecken, Van Demien, Van Straaten, Van der Decken, or Van something else.

 

Another version of the legend that allegedly originated the whole affair is said to have happened in 1641, when a Dutch ship sank off the coast of the Cape of Good Hope. The story goes that, as the ship approached the tip of Africa, the captain thought that he should make a proposition to the Dutch East India Company (his employers) to start a settlement at the Cape on the tip of Africa, thereby providing a welcome repose to ships at sea.

 

He was so deep in thought that he did not notice the dark clouds looming and only when he heard the lookout scream out in terror, did he realize that they had sailed straight into a fierce storm. The captain and his crew battled for hours to get out of the storm and at one stage it looked like they would make it. Then they heard a terrible crunch — the ship had crashed into treacherous rocks and started to sink. As the ship plunged downwards, Captain Van der Decken (or whatever) knew that death was approaching. He was not ready to die and screamed out a curse: "I WILL round this Cape even if I have to keep sailing until doomsday!"

 

And, like in every version of the tale, this one also claims that even today whenever a storm brews off the Cape of Good Hope, if you look into the eye of the storm, you will be able to see the ship and it's captain — The Flying Dutchman. Don't look too carefully, for the old folk claim that whoever sights the ship will die a terrible death.

 

On yet another version, this one placed in the year 1729 (others say 1680), the captain this time swears at the Devil, who then condemns him to sail the spectral seas forever. The Devil left him just one small hope; that only through the love of a woman could he be released from his curse.

 

So the unfortunate Dutch captain returns to land every seven years in a hopeless search for salvation, because the Dutchman can only find eternal peace in the arms of a faithful woman. Wagner's opera, "Der fliegende Hollander," is loosely based on this version of the legend.

 

- Occultopedia.com

[razazteca 0]

Are you sure?

[dutchse.cx 0]

In a word, yes.

 

In two words, shut up.

[razazteca 0]

Wanna go jelly fishing?

[dutchse.cx 0]

I don't know what that is and the prospect scares me.

[razazteca 0]

Every watch Sponge Bob.......................on weed?

[razazteca 0]

What type of Ju Jitsu are you learning? What are the things you learn in the class?

[dutchse.cx 0]

No, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Machado style (don't quote me on that, I might be misnaming). I've only had two classes so far and I'm learning the basic grappling techniques and one arm lock.

[Guest stardust]

Ryan, your thread seems to have lost steam.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Yeah. It'd be nice to get a few more people in here. razazteca can't be expected to do all the work in keeping me awake.

 

I was going to say "keeping me up" but God only knows where that would have gone.

[razazteca 0]

I'm the topic killer.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

hmm..

[dutchse.cx 0]

Oh yeah. That helped.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I was just wondering aloud where everyone went..

 

I guess to bed, except for you..

[The Metal Maniac 0]

When you start to feel yourself falling asleep, stab yourself in the arm with a pencil.

 

I bet that'll keep you up.

[The Man in Blak 0]

So, how's that debilitating Dynasty Warriors addiction treating you?

[dutchse.cx 0]

Oh, I'm still awake.

 

Dynasty Warriors 4 ... all characters maxed out in stats and point, all 10th level weapons, all stages and sides and musou modes unlocked, most endings unlocked. The only non-maxed items are Herbal Remedy (17) and Elixer (18) and those are a fucking bitch to find.

 

Dynasty Warriors 4 Xtreme Legends ... all characters maxed and all 11th level weapons in Legend mode; Lu Bu maxed out and with 9th level weapon in Xtreme Mode.

 

I'm currently playing Dynasty Tactics 2. I might bust it out in a few minutes. I'm playing with Lu Bu as my commander. I've gotten his daughter Lu Ling Qi as an officer now as well. She's got the Master trait which means when her morale is over 80, her tactics are effective 100% of the time. Awesomeness.

[The Man in Blak 0]

Now how exactly does the Tactics 2 system work? I've heard it's very comparable to chess and it even looked like the characters were on "game pieces", when I glanced at some screenshots a while back.