{''({o..o})''} Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 Can Kotzenjunge be a bridesmaid? Or at least the designated raver? Dammit, either way he's coming.
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 While I'd gladly let Jennifer Connelly bounce from my lap, Kylie had my heart before her. Not at Kotz-like levels, of course, but the affection was there.
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 Can Kotzenjunge be a bridesmaid? Or at least the designated raver? Dammit, either way he's coming. This is true. And it's good for us single guys, since women get 1)emotional and 2)drunk at weddings. Play your cards right, and you'll be hosting FuckFest '03 after the ceremony.
Ripper Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 *brings in DJ equipment for the reception* Â *makes sure there is a song to do the ELectric Slide to...*
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 I have an odd chemical gene, or something. Every wedding I go to I have the Middle Aged Drunk Women Pavilion chasing me down. I was with my girlfriend at the last one and they were still doing it. Hopefully this stops when me at Royalblue are married.
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 *brings in DJ equipment for the reception*Â *makes sure there is a song to do the ELectric Slide to...* So you're looking to rehash the ending to The Best Man? Â That was a good flick.
k thx Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 I am happy to see Mr. Piss as takken my name in anticipation of our marriage. Â My full name is RoyalBlue Julian Abbreviated!
k thx Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 RESULT! Â I want ABOBO to give the best man's speech.
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 Holy shit. I'm fucking crying I'm laughing so hard. Â ABOBO The Groom owns all.
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 I thought that I'm the best man!?
Guest ABOBO Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 ZACK THOUGHT WRONG. ABOBO USE BLACKMAIL. ABOBO DOES WHAT ABOBO NEEDS TO DO, WHICH IS GO TO BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. ABOBO IS BAKING BROWNIES.
Art Sandusky Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 I'll do interprative dance as the ceremony goes on with the aid of gymnastics floor exercise ribbons with LEDs on the ends of them and glowsticks as the bases. Then I'll be the guy who stays out on the dancefloor all night at the reception despite the DJ not doing as good of a job as I could.
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 ZACK THOUGHT WRONG. ABOBO USE BLACKMAIL. ABOBO DOES WHAT ABOBO NEEDS TO DO, WHICH IS GO TO BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. ABOBO IS BAKING BROWNIES. Fine. I'll be head usher. I just better not get stuck with one of the unattractive bridesmaids.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 Don't mind ABOBO, he's gotten into the catnip again.
Art Sandusky Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 ZACK THOUGHT WRONG. ABOBO USE BLACKMAIL. ABOBO DOES WHAT ABOBO NEEDS TO DO, WHICH IS GO TO BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. ABOBO IS BAKING BROWNIES. Fine. I'll be head usher. I just better not get stuck with one of the unattractive bridesmaids. You can be paired with me. Come on Zack, don't I look adorable in this dress?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 I was going to make a joke about the bridesmaid thing, but I think you did all of my work for me.
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 ZACK THOUGHT WRONG. ABOBO USE BLACKMAIL. ABOBO DOES WHAT ABOBO NEEDS TO DO, WHICH IS GO TO BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. ABOBO IS BAKING BROWNIES. Fine. I'll be head usher. I just better not get stuck with one of the unattractive bridesmaids. You can be paired with me. Come on Zack, don't I look adorable in this dress? Save for being able to keep up with my moves on the dance floor, you have nothing else to offer as a date. I asked for poon, not Spoon.
Art Sandusky Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 Aight punk, that's it. Dance-off, NOW~!
Zack Malibu Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 ::busts out the Runman/Cabbage Patch combo::
Art Sandusky Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 (makes his entire body vibrate across the floor all while glowsticking) Â Beat THAT, sucka.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 *wows all with his Moonwalk/Robot/Electric Slide while on fire*
Hoff Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 *levitates off the floor whilst doing the Funky Grandpa (5 points for the reference)*
The Amazing Rando Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 *levitates off the floor whilst doing the Funky Grandpa (5 points for the reference)* Simpson's - Lisa's Sax   Grandpa: The year was nineteen-ought-six. The President is the divine Miss Sarah Burnheart. And all over America, people were doin' a dance called the "Funky Grandpa"!
k thx Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 *steals Rando's 5 points and runs off to Spain*
The Amazing Rando Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 *plays Three Dog Night's "Never Been To Spain"
Guest stardust Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 This thread has gone from strange to weird to kinda fucked up and yet incredibly funny to what the hell is going on now. Â In other words, typical day at TSM.
Zack Malibu Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 There's a restaurant near my office called Spain. I've never been there, but I might have to go meet RoyalBlue now. Â Oooh, you meant the country Spain...what's so great about that place? I'll stick to the U.S., Canada, and the occasional hard-to-pronounce tropical island vacation spots.
The Amazing Rando Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 the occasional hard-to-pronounce tropical island vacation spots. like "Man-hat-tan" or whatever that place is called....
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